/smg/ - Stock Market General

Never Forget edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/male:gnome
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for late sleepers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

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youtube.com/watch?v=rajXrf_Dzfw
youtube.com/watch?v=8rZps01Ok7I
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THE HOUR IS SOUR

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what a day, rip shorters

I bought some AMD stock at 113 USD did I dun goofed

funny that mention you him..
new position I just nibbled on today

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I bought a 115c/127c call spread on AMD. I basically want AMD to go to like ~$120 by Wednesday. Is this possible? Please help hahahahaha.

Who /SAE/ here?

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What a tasty dip

I am getting tired of this volatility.

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Sell the rip, friends. Don't slurp the shit.

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I don't owe any money this year for taxes. I am only down 11k on my initial investment. Gevo will pump within 2 years and I will finally become a neet. Nigger nigger nigger

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Hory shit, I'm gonna shoot you.

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>Bogdanoffs still fucking with me from the grave
Can these guys fuck off already?

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I'm actually sick of seeing people think there was "good news" related to x stock that caused it to pump. This pump ISN'T REAL. IT'S NOT BASED OFF OF COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

Joe Rogan didn't tank Spotify nor did he pump Spotify. Dirt poor millenials didn't buy up the stock. MMs do not give two shits about the obvious nothing burger "controversy"

You guys did read bobo's book on how he takes your money right?

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idk lol

theoretically it should be easy to find the DWACfaggot on ebay considering they've posted all their rare cards here like a retard right?

haha in minecraft of course

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DCA SISTERS WIN

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>MMs
We say Jews in Any Forums

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I bought CLF and BITF after taking like 15% profits, am I fucked frens?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>“Even after raising guidance multiple times through 2021 from 37% to 50% to 60% to now 65%, we believe AMD has the capacity to deliver upside, which would have been higher with better supply,” Ramsay, who has an outperform rating and a $150 price target on AMD, wrote.
>“We expect management to set an aggressive, but achievable outlook for 2022 that demonstrates continued PC and server share gains (including enterprise in both), while still leaving room to raise numbers through the year as supply improves further,” the Cowen analyst wrote.

PLEASE MOMMY LISA JUST SET YOUR GUIDANCE AT PARABOLIC LEVELS

>hands rubbing, handling money and making said money disappear by dubious means

Hmmmm

I tried to tell that KO new born baby call user that didn't even know what strike or exp he bought 60 weekly calls on, to take his profit.
I told him he was gonna just learn the hard way. Was too lazy to even watch a basic video on options. Sucks for him. He might as well have lit his money on fire

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WHEN I SAY DEAD CAT YOU SAY BOUNCE

DEAD CAT

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SOUR HOUR!!

MY GAINZ!!


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should i buy AMD before the bell?

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PINK ID, PINK CLOSE

STOP SELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Damn, my coca-cola options are getting fucking slaughtered, they're down like 20%.

Yes but don't play with the voice acting on.

i told you retards all day this rally was fake and on trash volume and that the market would go down
easiest fucking shit when you understand that in a hawkish fed market you sell the rallies NOT buy the dips

BOUNCE

>dancing on your son's grave for social credit points

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>sour hour
It's barely dropping you fags

its over

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i played for a few hours and i didnt even know there was voice acting kek

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CHINA INVADED TIAWAN AS RUSSIA SIMULTANEOUSLY INVADED UKRAINE!!!

TURN ON CNN!!!


FRANCE ALREADY SURRENDERED!!,


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this shit is the fucking reason I come here holy shit. This motherfucker got bogged so hard his face changed. Jesus he bought at probably $13.20 and that shit said WWHEEEEEEEE down a dollar immediately. merry keksmas

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ITS GOING DOWN

I'M YELLING TIMBER

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CLF was a good buy. It will go to 30.

Hey Im still here hahahahhahahahaha you don't need to make fun of me hahahahahahahahaha

buy the dip retards i mean highly intelligent traders lmao

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

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thank you friend. thank you

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What is the best strategy/moment to load up on INTC cheapies ?

so is SOXL coming back down into the 30s? Are we going back up to 70 now?

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have you forecasted their earnings/looked at their income statement at all?

HERE COMES THE EOD DUMP

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anyone else slurped the bottom last week?

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taking bets now on how low this goes by the end of the day. just doing this for funsies.

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SOXL is going to 100

get ready

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hi Any Forums, just wanted to say I've just started to dump my money in an index fund. Automatic dollar cost averaging straight out of my monthly paycheck. I will never check on my account or the state of the stockmarket ever again.
Feels good.

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>barely dropping
AMD looks like the fucking Matterhorn

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BOUNCE

who the fuck is selling spy, STOP IT
my calls were up 1k now only 400, fugggg

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FUCK

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STOP DUMPING THAT'S ENOUGH NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY GAINS ARE DISAPPEARING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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bro I was literally typing "hey why dont you wait for a dip" when I saw you had already pulled the trigger. i think youll be alraight but it fucking stings when that happens.

This is what I call super volatility.

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It's a crab market, the line literally can't keep going up nor down.

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why did you buy the dead cat bounce, user?

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should been more informed about the current state of the market and you couldve held onto those gains

Yes. Q4 earnings is pegged at $2.40b , which is an increase of 22.3% on a Y/Y basis. Lol.
hahaha kill me i closed my broker just now

I want to get off Mr. Bog's wild ride

I always thought the boomer stocks are not like crypto ,turns out they are much worse.

is the white line 150 ema? because it just bounced off the 200. but its probably gonna break it

soxl is literally amd right now it's unbelivable

yeah, im thinking we are back bearchads

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look at spy bouncing right now on the 1 minute
its basically reflecting the greater market on the daily timeframe
now watch it dump to new low after the bounce here fails
thats whats coming for this shit market

Me and my frens bought on Friday. We are the ones selling right now and causing this Ms Miyauchi

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whatever you say eurotrash

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Kek bearfags are coping so hard right now

Build Back Better when we get a sheboon as a supreme court justice?

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>he fell for the most obvious ded kot bounce in history

KWAB

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Goge or Bebsi?

lmao, literally just the profit taking daily move back to VWAP

Did I goof buying uranium?

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Bears truly are some of the most pathetic niggers out there, second to only permabulls

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In about two years sell puts.

OH look back up

Just teasing bobos

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*slide whistle up sound*

Because chasing pumps has always been the /smg/ way

>tiny dip
>bears come out of the woodworks to announce their victory

lol

lmao

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As a bear I can safely say I’m going to end red today. Always inverse futures/VIX at open.

>literally lum in human form

I fucking hate TSLA so much bros... I just want this clown market bubble to burst already. Literally can't buy SPY or QQQ because of this shit

dont look now but it bounced off the 200ema and looks healthy. So if youre going to get into options you need to learn the greeks. gamma is important. so is theta. and 2 really good indicators that will help alot are open interest, which you can find on most brokers, and volume, specifically volume price analysis which shows how much volume there is at various price points. Tradingview.com is your free friend

ONCE AGAIN FIDELITY ATP CRASHED AND COST ME A FUCKING WINNING TRADE.

Is there any reason to expect a rate hike in March if they haven't even begun their bond tapering yet? They are supposed to be tapering at a pace of $30bn per month, for the last two months, but nothing yet.

Scalped PUTS high above VWAP. I'm up, but fuck it still won't even quite hit VWAP for me to dump my puts for what I want
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How much will amd jump afterhours? I say 1.23543513413546%

bros.. I don't feel so good..

you said Cathie's stock would go down forever...

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Unfortunately no. Just like he stole an /smg/ screenshot to lie about his DWAC cost basis (which is mid-$80s), he also steals pictures of collectors cards he doesn't own to pass off as his.
He really is a strange lad because he's not here to learn, he's here to feel like other men are impressed by him. Even knowing they're impressed by lies. Personally I could never derive joy from this. In fact most people would feel a deep sense of unease at being an imposter, but how else do you explain it?

The sounds from the thread today summarized
youtube.com/watch?v=rajXrf_Dzfw

*LOUD SLURPING*

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>SPY

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WHAT THE FUCK JPOWELL JUST RUGGED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Its not that bad basically its priced like it will continue to sell cars at big margins. youtube.com/watch?v=8rZps01Ok7I

God she's so cute, it's a shame she is the worst lay i've ever seen in my entire life. What a waste

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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hopefully the violent red days are finished and we can have some nice upward crabbing for the next few months

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2 trades stopped out at break even, oh well. i was honestly hoping to just hodl until the end of the day, still am but now to the upside. the shorts were all profitable if i were doing the usual scalping but this is just for fun.

will we stay above the VWAP? only time will tell. but hey at least im actually showing trades on here for once and where my entries are at least. no one else here does that.

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Capitulate

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i need spy to dump

Priced in

what's SOXL gonna do this week? should i bail or hold?

What did he mean by this?

I'm sure fucking on camera and off are completely different. You wouldn't have to wear a mexican wrestling mask and use a 10 foot cartoon dildo for starters.

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Give me a random stock to invest in, I got $1000 to blow.

MSFT what the FUCK is your problem?

i'd beat u to death if u were in my backyard so i could easily bury ur dumb corpse

fucking hilarious seeing these fuckers signaling victory over a couple of 1M candles

F

He was trying to explain how retarded he is and how he has no idea about how the market moves

cwsff

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I dont want to overload you with info, but here is a chart with a couple indicators of what just happened with AMD. The middle graph is RSI and the bottom is MACD. both can tell you what the trend is but you have to use them inconjunction with other things. the yellow orange and purple lines on the price graph are the 9/20/200 day emas and the dark blue line is VWAP. everyone likes different stuff and none of the work perfectly or by themselves but together they can give you a good indication of what is happening.

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