/smg/ - Stock Market General

HONK HONK

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/female:horns
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=YDZAhAOqroY
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

HONK HONK

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good jif

bro the honking is so loud, its fucking awesome and also horrible.

I'm threatening to break 6%.

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>NASDAQ in 2 hours

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RUN TRUDEAU RUN

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>Blabla Blackrock
>Blabla Vanguard
>Blabla jews control everything
>Blabla short Spotify
Spotify is up 10%

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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love hags

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What now bobos?
You stupid cocksucker sons of bitches.

What is TXN's problem?

the earnings were good god damn it

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Nice opportunity to go short on TSLA

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DOCN is up 5.5% and climbing.

Did anyone think money wouldn't win over at Spotify? Really?

REMINDER YOU COULD BE INVESTING IN THE FUTURE OF OUR PLANET WITH AQB RIGHT NOW

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I catched the BABA knife

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Girls who you can fuck, aren't even that cute. But thats because only 20% of girls actually use tinder. Most done, but they also don't leave their house because they live in perpetual fear that if they go the grocery store alone they are going to get raped by a pack of men

Okay, time for a big movement up and then down

what kind of midwits listen to rogan anyway

Retard who claimed Goog was an obvious short: show your position or forever know you're a bitch.

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FAANG NATION

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>when a meme reply to Trudeau gets more hearts than the main tweet
Any leafs here have a positive outlook on their market this year? Seems like investors would be pretty bearish with the truckers refusing to submit and they could actually leave a dent in the Canadian economy if they're this organized and united against the government.

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SOXL gonna just moon 5-6% green everyday for a month

ARK is up today. Should I buy puts on it? Free money?

kys

finance.yahoo.com/news/aquabounty-technologies-initiates-preparations-construction-133000825.html
>Mon, January 31, 2022, 8:30 AM
“We are pleased to have begun work on the property in Pioneer, Ohio – achieving critical pre-construction milestones to enable building to commence after the spring thaw,” said Sylvia Wulf, Chief Executive Officer of AquaBounty. “The construction of roadways and on-site energy infrastructure, as well as the setting of surveyor’s benchmarks ahead of grading work, are underway as we speak. These are absolutely critical first steps in the construction process.
>“Our team has implemented a set of rigorous processes to mitigate potential supply chain challenges resulting from the current market environment, while containing any potential price increases – including the ordering of key RAS technology items such as disc filters and the pre-engineered metal building (PEMB) for the farm.
>“We are planning an official groundbreaking ceremony and will communicate the details in the coming weeks. This marks an incredibly exciting milestone for AquaBounty and a time to celebrate with, and thank the Village of Pioneer, Williams County, and the State of Ohio, for their on-going support,” concluded Wulf.

HMMMMM
did the bond sale get approved???
you'd think so, if they're starting these things..
but it doesn't seem like it's official yet...
HMMMMMMMMMM

Dude with the new dog should name her Brandy or Sherry.

kek

>REMINDER YOU COULD BE INVESTING IN THE FUTURE OF OUR PLANET WITH AQB RIGHT NOW

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Bears mirroring the bull's cope and delusions from the rest of the month. Very bullish indicator desu

You mean bull trap?

You already know at this point. If you don't know, then you simply don't.
Look what happened to CRTX last week. Alzheimers drug. Neurodegeneration drugs are under FDA scrutiny Guess which company is up next

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I feel great! My sister asked me when was the last time I had girlfriend. Most people ask me IF I ever had a girlfriend. Obviously the answer is still never, but she didn't start with the assumption that no woman could love me. In other news td says I'm green, but l had 1500 more dollars last week so I need a bigger pump.

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theta gang lost all of their money last week, pick a side

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Good.

i hope Cucknadia collapses and Americhads buy it for pennies on the dollar.

I was right Chinese stocks would pump today but when I shilled it here on Friday people said fuck you. I guess those people are stressed out not making easy money...

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I am so fucked.

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checked.

M-Microsoftbros what's going on? are we gonna make it?

Uhh excuse me chud. Joe Rogaine apologized this morning so the market was allowed to pump.

Money hasn't mattered in a while. Not even as much as these digits.

>deleted out of embarrassment
OH NO

Tails Calls Are Getting Bid Up On SPX. You Know What That Means.

I sure wish I had kept my $1.63 SAVA shares instead of dumping them around $7.

Fuck Microsoft for cucking the bull rally so hard
All momentum will be lost because of that cocksucker and we'll end the day more negative than we were at open

>youtube.com/watch?v=YDZAhAOqroY

still gives me nightmares to this day.

My inheritance puts me in the top 5%.
Hopefully my parents don't join a cult and give it all away.

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Should I buy SOXL now? Are AMD's and Qcom's earnings expected to be amazing?

I don't think I could ever care enough about another person to be in a "real" relationship

I'M UP 6.3%!!

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hope they don't go to church

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Plus you have the esteem of being able to call yourself 'old money'
That in itself is priceless

why are people calling bull rally
look todays daily candle
look at that volume
the market is not showing much confidence here

And just like that, SOXL is +10% today

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>Are AMD's and Qcom's earnings expected to be amazing?
No. Supply chain issues. Click. Clack. Skeletons. Closet.

I wonder where that user is from friday that bought 11,500 shares of SOXl at 33.5.

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I love silver like you wouldnt believe

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I think you could buy just about anything and make money right now.

hope nobody got duped into sava puts last week

It's a low float, high beta shitco lmao, buy far OTM puts and wait for the crash

The money comes from my grandparents, so yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=zTuD8k3JvxQ
THE SPIRIT OF BOOMERS COMPELLS ME

see

Who will be his next victim?

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I’m only down 4k instead of 20k. Feels ok.

>TSLA going to hit 1000 again already
Bobo, what happened?

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Probably on an airplane flying somewhere exotic with his gains. He's probably still lurking and reading this on the plane ride

this be greedy while others are fearful thing seems to work pretty well

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Someone tell me a more comfy stock to own then KO

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Let this be a lesson to all the
>muh correction
>muh recession
noobs. You are qboomer tier. You don't understand that we are a post p/e market. Stocks are not traded on the same fundamentals cryptos are. There is no end to this until the US government literally collapses. There will be no correction. Every dip is a shake -- of you.

is today a bull trap?

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until you dont sell and become fearful yourself and then lose your gains lol

>Stocks are now**** traded on the same fundamentals cryptos are

What's your gf's name baggie? He should name her that, that way whenever he gives his dog a bone he can say he is boning your gf.

crbpajeet, you're long brazil with me, correct?
let's hope that this doesn't turn out similarly to the last time we shared a position together..

Today the bobo gets slaughtered/

No, this was a shake of plebbit tier retail. They are the bears.

Thank you for allowing us bears to exist based retard

Holy shit TKLF! Japs giving us free money as payment for pearl harbor

What is it about anime that you guys actually like I don’t get it

>crbpajeet, you're long brazil with me, correct?
U wot m8? Lol idk what you mean