I just turned 30 today. How do I turn $35 (all I have in my pocket) into $6.2 million by EOY?

I just turned 30 today. How do I turn $35 (all I have in my pocket) into $6.2 million by EOY?

I NEED to make up for lost time.

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Buy 35 in crack and resell it.

Work on your apperance and sell your virginity to some gay multi-millionaire for a few thousand, yolo it all and pray.

why would a gay multi millionaire pay thousands for an old mans anal virginity when theres young ones

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You get a stable job and put as much as you can away into investments each month until you have a stack big enough that you can just subsist off of staking rewards and trading. There is no easy way to start if you don't already have a steady source of income user. I was like you and I attempted to trade to make it without having a job first, but it just doesn't work. For one, it completely fucks up your mentality when trading if you think that you cannot afford to lose. If you don't have a source of income you'll be too attached to the money in the market, when you need to have the opposite attitude in order to keep a level head. Second--without a source of income other than trading, you'll be spending a portion of your winnings on essentials, something you also should not do because you need to ride your wins and cut your losses. Instead, you'll be cutting your wins constantly because you're attempting to live off of them before you're at the point where you can actually just skim money off of staking rewards and/or dividends.

With $35, you cannot do anything that isn't straight up gambling.

It's over.

Go to casino put it all on black 10 times now you have 35k. now take 20k and buy tezos and wait for eoy.

Look at the average coomer on this website and all the weird shit they're into. The average homosexual is almost guaranteed to have weirder sexual interests. I mean fuck, just look at bugcatchers. It's probably not easy but certainly possible to find someone who's into the anal virginity of a straight boomer.

It's not that simple buddy, you don't wanna hear this but it's gonna take time and effort.
Unironically develop useful skills, find a decent paying job and live below your means for while, and then you can gamble on internet coins.
You won't be able to catchup in a year, if all you're doing is hoping for a miracle 17714186% gain you're gonna be the same loser with 35$ (probably less) when you're 35.

Happy birthday bro

Grungle or Halo Inu and cross your fingers

buy kneepads, suck 6,200,000 dicks for $1 each

Staking coins and wait five years. Zenon. Metagamehub DAO. Equlibria. No, waiting isn't the easy thing to do, but it's the only thing you can do in your position.

just do a quick 10x 4 times and a 18x once

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Buy ICP. Thank me later.

Or 1 dick for 6.2 million

I saw on YouTube some American kids trying to make 1000$ in a day starting with a penny. They didn't make 1000$ but a couple of hundreds. You can start doing that

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Happy Bday! Casino and good luck should get you to 6.2 m really fast.

Make shitcoins and scam people.

put 30 dollar on binance/coinbase
look at a coin that's -10% in that day but is relatively stable, buy it
sell it when it's gained +10%
look at another coin that is -10% in that day but is relatively stable, buy it
sell it when it's gained +10%
repeat for the following 363 days

congrats, you now have $18.324.065.960.372.400,00

Hello my fellow sannin. We're the same age, and in the same boat on needing to save time, but what even happened to you? How do you only have 35$ Need context before advising...

I'm sure you've seen the news on how 12 - 16 years old children are becoming millionaires in crypto by taking advantage of the nft space and i've got a little information on how you could also make that type of fortune from the nft space.
Crypto girlfriend is launching her public sales on the 8th of Feb, on the binance smart chain for 0.4 BnB per nft and their are 6969 nfts to be minted. Incase if you are wondering who TF is Crypto girlfriend and why do you have to invest in her project. She's a crypto influencer on twitter followed by CZ and also a Youtuber and Tiktoker with large fan base that can make her project go viral when it launches. plus rumors has it that CZ will shill her nft project since she's his side chick and might even list her token on nft projects to watch out for when the time comes. CZ shilling the project alone can can make you sell your nfts when it comes for more than 20 BNB and will get sold out cause this shill will give her project huge promotion and this shill is certainly gonna come before the eoy. just join her socials and prepare for her public sale.