Went to eat my gf’s asshole and it just smelled like pure shit

Biz said womens assholes smell like strawberries
She wants to start an onlyfans and make me eat her ass on camera. Should I agree because money = everything ?

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>eating ass on camera

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That’s literally the best smell. Womens shit just doesn’t stink, I love it

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you're supposed to thumb strawberries into her asshole and fish them out with your tongue

lmao gross. she doesnt clean her asshole very well.
t. married guy

Do it right after a shower

Womens shit smells the same. I dated a chick from Thailand for like 5 weeks and after a while she started shitting in my mouth every few days and it tasted and smelled just like my shit

But girls don't fart
Uhhh girls farts don't stink
I mean girls have never sharted

You should agree because that sounds like fun. Money is bonus

Diet matters too
If she’s not eating fruits veggies and good quality meat, they get leaky assholes

b... based?

>she started shitting in my mouth every few days
why

>she didn't even clean
kek rip in peace

>Should I agree because money = everything ?
yes I would kill a girl with an asshole for money (in minecraft of course)

Gay larp

Dangerously based

checked

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>tasted and smelled just like my shit
uhh, why is no one asking about you knowing what your own shit tastes like???
very true. wife has a good diet, we're Any Forums.

poopoo literally falls out of that hole. Smelly gases from old food decaying leaks out of it non stop. There is also bacteria that festers in decaying food remnants stuck to her intestinal track and then line the walls from her intestines to her asshole and asscrack. Then you have rancid lipids, white and red blood cells, plus mucus that is expelled through there. You might as well find a septic tank and lick it clean user because there is no difference between it and your gr's asshole.

>complaining about to much flavor

Why else do you want to eat ass? I love feminine chocolate.

Any Forums is the most degenerate board that I visit. Don’t take any non financial advice from these idiots.

I wonder who started this eating ass meme
you have to be a real moron to want to put your mouth near some chick's shitter

According to a study I’m too lazy to source
Over 90% of Americans have intestinal parasites high enough to be considered infected
Fungal, viral, and bacteria infections can be transferred from licking booty too
Still don’t care and I’m still licking females booty
I’m just keeping my gut healthy to fight that stuff off

You mean you don’t?

Enjoy your poopoo fren. Next time you meet a pajeet might as well go ahead and french kiss his hand.

kot me

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she said guys usually like it. It was my first time with a girl and I figured it was an acquired taste

yeah it's totally normal

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How else am I supposed to know if I'm digesting properly and getting all the nutrients/flavor out of what I eat?