>asshole itches and is wet
>scratch my bare hole with my fingernails
>sniff it
>it smells like shit
Why coin is this bullish for?
Asshole itches and is wet
Josiah Martin
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Daniel Wood
Landon Powell
chainlink.
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Jeremiah Sanchez
Beta alanine gives itchy butthole if it's in your workout mix
Jeremiah Davis
Threads like these are why I keep coming back to Any Forums
Aiden Phillips
>wake up
>barely remember scratching itchy ass during sleep
>realize I had my hand in the underwear and was touching the butthole
>smell finger
>smells like ass
>have asshole finger and was sleeping like that and touching my bedding, etc
>this probably happens a few times a year
>have to get up and wash my hands as soon as I realize
Jonathan King
You're fucking disgusting. Sleeping you is your true self, and your true self thinks it's okay to scratch your ass bare. Kys
Andrew Morris
do you not shower or clean your ass before bed? it takes 15 seconds with a warm wet washcloth and then you don't have to scratch your asshole because it won't itch.
Eli Torres
you probably have worms, they lay their eggs on the anus, especially at night, it causes the itching.
check your stool
Austin Cox
Ok
I shower in the morning, not the evening. I guess on a rare occasion I don't get it all clean wiping and then it itches in the night
Nathaniel Phillips
>he doesn't scratch his ass through strategically folded layers of bedsheet and underwear to avoid stinking up his fingers
Ethan Foster
you might want to consider night showers user. why would you sleep in today's filth?
Nathaniel Garcia
I see pee, of course
Brody Myers
Parker Jackson
seems like you might be a mega fag, so chainlink
Jonathan Lewis
jfc no reason no one wants to get in your bed, let alone your underwear. if you cant stick your finger up your ass and suck it off like a real man youre ngmi
Chase Davis
>wash my ass after every shit
>when I touch my anus opening it smells like soap and strawberry flavor
>wash cock after every piss in the sink and dry with penis towel
Lincoln Barnes
How to carry around dude wipes for when you're on the road?
Nolan Sanders
just carry them
Justin King
You pee in the sink?
Elijah Jones
my true self always demands using connies in sex dreams
Carson Martinez
sometimes