IS CRYOGENIC FREEZING A GOOD INVESTMENT

Obviously I will stake all my coins before going for the long sleep.

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just buy a robot body then attach your head onto it

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I doubt such tech will be available in our lifetime, hence the need for cryogenics

Sir, 28% of your staking rewards are due to taxes. The value of your obsolete coins have been worth $0 for centuries. However, the amount of taxes you accrued while these coins still had value is $573,845,499,298,117,464.

Modern day cryonics sucks it's unlikely to work. People don't take life extension seriously because it's not an obvious problem so our generation is shit out of luck. What've you got to lose tho? 0.001% chance to live forever beats 100% chance to die. Even if it's a scam won't matter when you're dead.

I'll just stay frozen until the Cardano peer reviews are complete and my bags elevate me to top 0.000001% tier

>life extension
Enjoy being decrepit and miserable as hell because everything hurts

Cryogenics are kinda useless because beta decay is a thing.
>all your carbon is not nitrogen

>useless
>compared the the average human lifespan

Yes.

The cryogenic company owns your body after death and can do what it wants with it.
There is no "you" after death.
They will just toss your corpse or turn you into a servitor skull or other freakish science project as the shareholders and board will do with your remains as they see fit.

Its a big lie where they get everything and even if you were to come back from the dead you would owe them rent, fees and any other charges.
You as remains hold no property so you would have no coins.
Not even a well constructed trust could save you or your coins.
You would need to bury that wallet and hope the coins could be recovered.
Then again the company would own you as a slave so what good would coins do you when the company would just take them from you later.

Sounds pretty dystopian

>yfw Hal Finney knew BTC was going to 1MM
>yfw freezing himself was not only his ticket to a world with a cure for his immobility, but unthinkable wealth
>yfw his wife made the ultimate sacrifice by staying behind, advocating for his vision in the present

I crie

too bad we're living in the end times and pre-tribulation period

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You think the dystopia we already live in would get any better?

better investment is eating healthy, less sugar, less salt, exercise regularly, sleep well, reduce stress

Life extension would probably also involve health extension, because it would have to have a lot of regenerative activity.

>freezes self
>bitcoin 1 was replaced by bitcoin 2 so all your bitcoin 1 went to 0

yes did u not see futurama?
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> Year 2365
>Xrp 1.10$

>Someday there will be a cure for decapitation
The brain can't live forever. You're only real hope is uploading your consciousness into the metaverse or something.

*your

Don't worry, that's only like a 12 million bucks in today's money