*goes over all other popcorn clean in the middle*

>*goes over all other popcorn clean in the middle*

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health.clevelandclinic.org/benefits-of-black-pepper/amp/
americanspice.com/blogs/fun-facts-on-pepper/
youtube.com/KitchenShootsLIVE_157339292/Honky_Tonk_Man/Black_Pepper_.com
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Is this thread about jerking off or snack foods

*mogs all other licensed food in ur path*

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Is it good? Been wanting to try it.

Have some self-respect yourself, brother. You don't have to eat that slop. Eat your vitamins and say your prayers. At the very least, eat somewhere pleasant.

HH

no, this is what it actually looks lik

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*blocks your path*

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Pepper is one of The Greatest and Most Well Respected Spices of All Time.

Gordon Ramsay on Pepper’s Maturity and Professionalism: “Black peppercorns are fully mature and have the strongest flavor.” masterclass.com/articles/gordon-ramsays-essential-spices-to-have-in-your-pantry#gordon-ramsays-list-of-spice-cabinet-essentials

Registered dietitian Gillian Culbertson, RD: “It’s a great salt substitute when you’re looking for something to spice up your meal.” health.clevelandclinic.org/benefits-of-black-pepper/amp/

AmericanSpice On Pepper’s Drawing Power: “Pepper is the number one selling spice in America” americanspice.com/blogs/fun-facts-on-pepper/

Honky Tonk Man: “There was NEVER a bigger star in the Culinary Industry than Black Pepper.” youtube.com/KitchenShootsLIVE_157339292/Honky_Tonk_Man/Black_Pepper_.com

Gotta Love Pep, King of the Spice Rack Baby!

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*draws the house*

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Microwave popcorn is for plebs. Either buy an electric air-popper or learn to make it on top of the stove (it's really not that hard, and no, you don't actually need a special pan).

Imagine eating microwave popcorn and not pan popped popcorn drizzled in kerrygold butter

>BRO YOU GOTTA PAN POP YOUR OWN CORN BRO HECKIN CORNY GOODNESS BRO IT'S ONLY LIKE 70 HECKIN DOLLARS ON AMAZON HECKIN DISNEY PRIME PLUS IT ONLY TAKES 45 MINUTES TO AN HOUR

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You can buy a garbage bag full of popcorn for like 20$ and have popcorn laying around your house for at least a
month out of the deal or you can continue to slave away over the stove and smoke out your kitchen every time you want a single sauce pan sized snack. Time is money and home poppers are living in the past. Outdated business model. Just like my aew

I was poor and in after schoolcare and Katherine Citta would share her popcorn with me

Why? Because it kinda looks like the bat signal? Fuck batman, super man and dc comics. Marvel is 100000000000^2 times better. Also fuck biden and his satanic vacine, fully vacc and still have to wear face mask lol yeah okay.

It takes five minutes and you don't need a special pan.

There's no smoke if you don't burn it. And the microwave is as or more likely to burn it if you know what you're doing with the stove. You don't need a "popper," either: just use a lidded frying/saute pan.

Heres a better idea. You suck my dick

based I love pepper

Nah, I think I'll just enjoy my superior popcorn and think about how I'm going to spend all the money I'm saving.