Steve Austin “looks to be” coming out of retirement for WrestleMania 38...

>Steve Austin “looks to be” coming out of retirement for WrestleMania 38. He is expected to “face” Kevin Owens but not necessarily in a “match”. Austin will be part of the show and was always going to be part of the show in some form.
Just a quick stunner and bear chug to pop the dronies

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>Bear chug
Hello sir, do not chug the bear thank you

That’s fine. He needs to stay retired

Please do not redeem the bear, sir!

LOL Steve's gonna bury Owens, and he's gonna say "thank you".

You'd think they've done this exact "legend" segment so many times already that at one point they'd try to swerve it and have the current wrestler set to take the fall actually fight back, but it never happened, huh?

>bear chug

>getting worked by the misspelling of a word that he literally revealed yesterday was his gimmick to draw geat

>geat

no one wants to see that

They need Austin to sell some more tickets because they've sold fuck all so far. Pretty sad.

cringe

good mornig sir please do the needful

Please do not redeem, I will redeem!!

GOOD MORNING SIR

We're getting a bear chug? Fuckin based

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based

>Owens does the stunner on Austin
>paralyzes him from the neck down
>eats a whole Pizza Hut™ Deep Dish Pizza right in the middle of the ring
How hard would you mark out?

>There has been a culture cycle where people don't even remember golden age chan memes
Feels old as fuck mang.

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>Steve Austin is 57, he shouldn't be wrestling
Also
.>IT'S STTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!

Fags

>2009 Any Forums
Please take me back

>back in 09 people would make fun of OP in a comfy way
>some drawfag would make some pic out of the thread anonymously
>comfy all round