AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #2

Ah yes, Bryan goes 20 minutes with some jobber

Is there no explosion match this year I thought we were doing it every Revolution?

did i miss TK's speech?

>Cody was in a dog collar match
>left AEW
>Brodie Lee was in a dog collar match
>died
Tony what are you doing?

This card kinda sucks except for the main event but weirdly AEW seems to thrive with those type of episodes

she will likely get involved in the rosa/mercedes match

>dog collar match
I'm gettin Starrcade 83 vibes, anons

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So which of AEW's pawgs is Lee Moriarty fucking?

mjf vs. cm punk in a dog collar match at revolution

why the hell would you think that

potpie, kitty

Did Bix approve of the Dog Collar match? Also, did Cuck Man find that collar in the Khanman's office? What was Tony doing to the dog at the time?

Punk challenged MJF to a dog collar match at the PPV

It's just that the commentators said that there's only been one dog collar match in AEW and it was between Cody Rhodes and Brodie Lee

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double turn incoming

yes it makes more sense to do a cage match with the top covered instead of a dog collar match where the pinnacle can still easily beat up punk. This is just Tony burying Cody by having Punk do something only Cody had done before

punk sucks so bad i left, what did i miss

what's that?

I don't think so, at least not deliberately. MJF pulled the bigger than piper in portland line a few weeks ago when it was (probably) still believed Cody was gonna resign.

He’s doing us a favor

cause it was such a success the first time :)

>the match that killed brodie lee
too soon

thanks. def sounds like taking a dump on cody's match with brodie

Yes, he announced his plan to bimbofy himself with hormones and a closet full of stilettos and Brandy Melville crop tops.

BALDING
BALDING
BALDING
BALDING
BALDING

Yes

>tfw piper in portland

Britt is interfering in Mercedes vs Thunder Rosa y/n?

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That photo reveal was based fuck mjf for being a little shit

TK said he wanted to do another one that was good this time.

Read the thread dumb faggot

>Casino tag royale
BRISCOES DEBUTING SOON AS THE JOKER CARD

They can't just no sell me on cody. What the fuck is wrong with you Tony

Buckling Adam in

3 way tag. Kek this is some WWE shit

At 150 posts I will make an announcement

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what happened

>Less Cody Rhodes = more time for Malakai, Andrade, Miro, Pentagon & Fenix and everyone else.

Jungle boy is made for the BBC.

Hope so. The tag scene needs a shakeup

fuck off e drone

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A Christian pretape always follows a Punk segment.

The Eternal Jannetty Christian

i bet its the n word

>Danielson coming out of the face tunnel still

Just know that racism is not tolerated.

damn he is a little young for that eh?

Let me guess. WWE bad?

>jungle boy's learning his lines

Jurassic express is so fucking DULL

>I love threeways wink wink
Based Christian

Punk brought out a photo of MJF as a kid meeting Punk and said that moment meant the world to MJF but it meant nothing to him

a part of me thinks Christian is retired

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YOURE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN
shakes ass

Bring dem boys

did luchasaurus forgot how to talk?

>Sonic aren't partnering with Paramount to advertise Sonic The Hedgehog 2
Disgraceful
Brands need to sort their shit out.

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>christian giggling when luchasaurus does his growling
wholesome

Hardy Boyz are back together next month.

no it wasn't wtf

thank him

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Cringe Moriarty

Fuck yes Danielson brought back the version with singing

I have never cared less about a match than I have about Bryan Danielson vs Lee Whoriarty

cameraman spot incoming this match

either Briscoes or Hardy brothers

>the women will never get revenge backstage on Brandi for the heat she has as the hold her by the arms tear off her shirt and bra exposing her chocolate tits still a little more full from motherhood to take turns giving her chops with her breast jiggling with each thudding shot leading to tiny moans of pain mixed with pleasure and when the last woman takes her turn they lift her up and reconcile with a long relaxing group shower

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wtf MJH walled that hard???

Oh no when did they add these awful faggy lyrics to Brian's song...that's sounds awful

he never knew how

what's the verdict, is Lee based?

he dropped the epic eloquent dinosaur gimmick when christian started mentoring them

BASED ALL CAPS

i hate danielson's theme

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need to COOM on her nylon covered ass

clarissa :O

Is Lee smashing Mellissa Joan Hart?

BLACKED

Damn Sabrina looking old

MJH MEET MJF

The teenage witch is a fan

CLARISSA

Holy based

Alright, Lee moment of a lifetime. Don't fuck up.

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>Rampage at 7pm
holy shit

sabrina the teenage witch/carissa explains fuckall star melissa joan hart

based

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Danielson having to carry another dime-less AEW Shitter

squash?

Sauce on this cowgirl;? God I hope its actually a girl

Somehow Punk is supposed to be the face, despite being an asshole

>Melissa Joan Hart
How long until Aewtists point out she leans right

I'm excited to hear the big announcement at the 150th post.

And yet the audience could give less of a fuck. If Punk literally shot a tranny in cold blood and they'd still pop for him every week. God I hate AEW fans.
Literally regarded MJF meeting him as a kid as meaning absolutely nothing to him. I can't wait until MJF just snaps and shoots on him and what he's done to this company.

first time seeing him but since he has an MF DOOM gimmick hes over for me brother

Mary j blige bringing some soul with the American dragons new theme

SABRINA IN THE HOUSE
SABRINA IN THE HOUSE
SABRINA IN THE HOUSE
SABRINA IN THE HOUSE
SABRINA IN THE HOUSE

What did DB do?

Danielson's like Punk in that he's made it clear he's more interested in working with the younger talents

YOOOOOO

So is The Nightmare Factory dead or is Dustin taking it over then?

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((bixenspan))'s already on the case

FEELS BAD MAN

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THE HULKSTER IS ALL ELITE???

AEW should have signed Nikkita

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>Plays a witch on television and glorifies witch craft
She's a complete idiot and a hypocrite either way.

>Bryan Danielson cries at the end of Old Yeller
No shit, anyone who doesn't is a faggot.

Most white women with children to protect do

Punk's gimmick has always been that he's an asshole. That's why he is over. Your gimmick needs to be you just turned up a bit.

BRYAN WITH THE BUCKBREAKER SLEEPER

I wanted to suck MLH’s toes back in the day and I do now

Who is the better Sabrina?
Boomerbrina or Ella Hollywood-Sabrina?

some good slaps

Sabrina was the jannety, Salem was the real draw

Nightmare Family as a faction is pretty much dead. The Factory and Gunn Club broke off ages ago and now Cody's gone. Arn will probably focus on Brock and Dustin will focus on Lee Johnson

This crowd is hot

this nigga scared of witches

(late 2 this cos setting up torrents)
BUH GAWD, CLARISSA'S GONNA EXPLAIN IT ALL FOR US. WHERE'S THE TALKING CAT?

>no tit sucking/forced lactation
Ya blew it

god damn

>old hag
where's the new young one?

>spending money to be trained by Dustin and QT
Fuck that. I'd rather get trained by Myers in NY

Of course it is, it's an AEW show, not a faggot ass WWE show.

I like Moriarty, I hope he's one of the good ones

The nightmare factory is/was/has always been QT's school. Cody's only contribution was the word 'Nightmare'.

this nigga think witches are real

Did they advertise the first one?

Boomerbrina had Salem.

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lol
Based.

>Excalibur: MORIARTY LOOKING FOR THE BORDER CITY STRETCH
>JR: WHAT?!

ngl I would have taken Caroline Rhea on a trip to pound town

who is more based lee moriarty or daniel garcia?

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>if daniel bryan
jr...

It was a rare double michaels. Salem was the GOAT talker, but she brought the looks and on point interplay.

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I kinda like Moriarty. Way better than Yuta

Do a lot of wrestlers shave their chest or just don't have any chest hair?

>Banana boobs.

Danielson breaking this Buck in

a lot shave

memes aside Bryan's AEW run so far has been kino

nice match so far

based

ATTENTION PW
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS LIKE MJW AND SETH ROGAN
FUCK THE MEDIA AND ALL GAY FAKE NEWS
FUCK CODY RHODES
FUCK DIVA SHIT WRESTLING
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK ALL YOU SMARKS
ALSO FUCK JANNEYS WHO DO IT FOR FREE
thank you.

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This

When is Daniel Bryan getting the buck breaker gimmick?

The restaurant Sonic notoriously avoids Sonic the Hedgehog branding

WHERE'S THE FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT

Are you retarded?

>Danielson beating the shit out of this young black buck while the crowd roars
AEW is more kino than the thing you like.

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Why did the cat look more realistic when I was a kid guys?

She's not gonna fuck you, bro.

Bryan is working a tad snug today

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Damn this match is based and the crowd is on fire. Post-Cody AEW is fuckin LIT

the best workers are at their best when they are heels. look at kenny

what the fuck is jim ross talking about

Tony knocked up Brandi so Cody has to raise the kid

BASED
FUCK TRUDEAU TOO

>those nails
Gross

She claimed she was high on xtc the say she did this shoot

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Based

YOU WERE LATE

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and its still February too.

LuchaBrosbros.....

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he's talking about daniel bryan and DEAN rejoining their Shield brothers at Wrestlemania

Based Bryan

*tips fedora*

Well they were all last year user
I'm just recycling my images at the start of the year.
I'm environmently friendly like that.

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Sabrina MILF nudes when?

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A roll isn't any longer than 4-5hrs, definitely not a full day

>Post-Cody AEW is fuckin LIT
It'll take a minute before the effects of his departure really start to show. I'd say after Revolution we'll be able to see it clearly.

Please more of this type of technical wrestling over white noise flippyshit.

I'd fuck her. The new one is way hotter though

Take that, chuds!

So is Lee gonna join Danielson's stable after this?

I'm convinced you're the only person spamming this horribly ugly thing. You need to start censoring the "face" at the bare minimum.

PUTO

Was Salem just a stand-in for a Gay Best Friend?
Sure seems like it looking back.

>Damn this match is based and the crowd is on fire. Post-Cody AEW is fuckin LIT

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The South Park episode airing is literally about Tony Khan hiring too many people from WWE and how it's not comfy anymore. I'm kekking hard.

You're definitely gay if you agree to do those thrust moves

>no more nightmare shitters
>kenny doesn't have to fight brandi to book the women's division
>no more codyverse
already pretty based if you ask me

What was that move?

yummy would suck

Guys... What is Cody's a double-agent? And he was sent by Tony to penetrate WWE's defenses?

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Caroline Rhea was the dimes

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Sorry, pointless. Endearing to think about, but utterly pointless.

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This feels kind of erotic

Black gentleman

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Danielson should have already kicked this shitters head in

I hate the hand holding pins

>California flag
Clearly a chicano pendejo

Based Danielson wolfcuck seething

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What'd she look like before she was walled though?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT YOU FUCKING STUPID TROON DUMBFUCKS LMAO

>this is awesome
jfc

based match for a vet vs rookie

>modern stables will be more about diversity check boxes than talent/charisma

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Call for you user

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AQA match when???????????

This is getting stiff

yaoibros, we're eating good tonight

I agree

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Shida blew her load with that interview way too soon. The division might get joshi heavy again with Kenny in sole command

>Crowd white-hot for Danielson vs Lee Moriarty of all people
Cody Rhodes punching the air realizing the dead silence that awaits him in the Fed.

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tHiS iS aWeSoMe

>the bugmen losing their minds over the heckin' Black guy tapping Danielson in the stomach

>If you're not in satanic panic levels of paranoia about witches you're an atheist neckbeard!
Jesus Christ.. why can't you be anything between a tankie tranny or bible-bashing boomer on this site?
You're always pressured to be one or the other here.

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this nigga finna based

well I say, I say, I like the cut of your jib

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This match sucks

>mock people on the path of substance recovery
As if these people needed more applause for functioning like a normal person. Let's start cheering drunk drivers.

pretty good match

Who the f*ck is MJW

Nah, Salem was straight

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hmm I didn't consider that. well, if they got some actually good ones that would be okay, just no more of these flying midget idols.

shut up bitch

wasn't this guy in the nightmare factory or whatever

Its Any Forums everyone deals in extremes here

WWE crowds only really pop for entrances and legitimately big spots. Cody is going back to where he's actually appreciated.

I look at the game thread more than I looks at the screen

Why wasn't the crowd nearly this hot for Punk vs Moriarty?

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>no more nightmare shitters
I would argue with you about Kidd Bandit, but he wants to take HRT now despite already looking like a woman when he tries. Truly unfortunate.

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A man of the people

>watch on TV
>crowd is white hot
>check Any Forums
>yawn this match sucks
lmao this is why no one likes you fat marks

kek no. hes too based for codys school

that suplex was sick

no thats the other monkey

your thinking about Lee Johnson

Moriarty can't keep up, killed the crowd, he sucks. KWAB

Mexicans and Japs don't give a fuck. That shit only works on limp wristed white leftists

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db is a much better wrestler

Boring

BAKED DUMBFUCKS JERKING OVER THIS GARBAGE ASS MATCH LMAO FUCKING TROONS

>CM Punk chants
>Piped in crowd noise
>We want Beachballs
>WALTER! WALTER! WALTER!

To further his feud with KWABin Nash

that building is 2/3rds empty

Bryan is so based

bryan curb stomping a black man???????

I can't enjoy watching MJF anymore knowing he had to change his last name because his famous wrestling uncle was on to catch a predator trying to fuck a little boy

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Was this match for the custody of Brie?

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH FROM AMERICAN BRYAN X

some latinx beaner probably

>seething this hard because one (1) person said the match sucks

BUCK BROKEN

DIMES DANIELSON

kek saved

that was pretty fucking good

BASED NATE DIAZ

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Kidd Bandit needs to have a match with Natalie Mars

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Troons n Coons I swear.

what a fucking show off

Bryans theme sucks bros wtf

>Punk refuses to put over people as a face
>Danielson is more than willing to put people over as a heel
Really makes you think. 7/10 match.

based match

Based Dragon.

this was a better mma-style match than hager and chadlow put on

Cryanwasrapedbros...

>Psycho Knee
I need Bryan to come out in M. Bison gear and Omega to come out in a a Ryu gi for Revolution

Hi Veer

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Jade Venus.
God
Ella Hollywood is so fuckin hot.

someone gif bryan stomping the darkie PLS

Danielson checks embarrassed by his wife rubbing her body weekly with a nigger on some dance show. Now he's driven to beat up niggers.

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I like Bryan's attitude. Good shit.

The white man wins & the slave loses

take the watchwrestling pill

astronomically based

I can hear your chair gasping for air, fatso

NEEEEEEEEW

>Vows to put the AEW roster
>Buries every nigger on his path
What did Tranniel mean by this?

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kek based hulk satan

Nah get him in there with Jessy Dubai or Ramon.
You need an Old Latino with a Huge Cock to break in the zoomer traps, as is tradition.

>bryan wins a match
>his theme ruins it

Give me the green light and I will.

I'd fuck him in his asshole

So what would their faction be called?

You're just gay for black men like the fags in this crowd.

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Bryan also looks like he works out, while Punk just coasts.