I still don't get it

I still don't get it.

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I think I'm starting to get it. He's a bit different from all the shit we get in wrestling.
And I'd rather take mediocre new thing rather than good thing that I see everywhere

Filteredhausen

>He's a bit different from all the shit we get in wrestling.
>midget with facepaint and zero charisma is different from midget with no facepaint and zero charisma

Just Reddit things.

Very well said. I'd rather see someone try something new and fail than watch someone succeed with the same shit that's been done a hundred times.

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Touch grasshausen and maybe then you willhausen

>zero charisma

Based retardhausen

He has a little bit of charisma which is what makes it work to legitimately entertain people. As opposed to most guys in the modern Indie / NXT era it where it kind of became a thing where the crowd hivemind decides to like a guy and just love everything he does, Danhausen is kind of funny / entertaining to all kinds of people who see him which is why even Cornette found him funny and he's featured by people like Conan O'Brien and liked by even a guy who hates everyone like CM Punk. No idea when AEW will actually really use him and how though.

Congratulations, that means you're straight.

based if he starts saying nigger in his act

>He has a little bit of charisma
This is the problem. This era of wrestling has no one with real charisma so people forgot what it looks like. This nigga has no charisma. He has a schtick. That is not charisma. Charisma is that you can be yourself, go out and say something, and the next day it's on a fucking t-shirt. A schtick is a contrived act that is based on doing something very specific ad nausuem with diminishing returns. There have been times in wrestling where guys started with charisma and then ended up doing schtick. But never has it gone the other way around. He is literally a different version of orange cassidy, someone doing something very specific and strange that can be "entertaining" in so much as it's the first couple of times you see it.

His gimmick is literally all charisma based you fucking retard

Does this nigga wrestle at all or is he just a slightly taller Hornswoggle?

we don't type intelligent replies around here, brother

His gimmick is based on facepaint and him adding "danhausen" to the end of everything. If you think that's charisma it means you lack it yourself and have no idea what it looks like.

my back senpai. cultist dronie seething boiling joshi autist cornette demo's

Give the exact same gimmick to Apollo Crews or something and see if it works. It won't, because he has no charisma. This is the same stupid cope that had Vince making everyone and their mother do the Yes Chant for a while because he couldn't accept that it was Bryan making it work, and no one will go along when Big Show does it, or Del Rio does it in Spanish.

I didn't get it until someone made me watch some of his vlogs. He grows on you. Definitely has some charisma

pretty much this, same shit as cassidy, it's fun for the first 2-3 times then it gets old and tiresome, these kind of gimmicks are great when you're doing small indy shows with them and have a new audience each time, but not on tv where it's the same people watching each week
vid related, this looks great but would get old if you saw it every time you watch the show

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The “curse” meme is already over. It’s like when hulk hogan is hulking up and he shrugs off a punch and he shakes his finger and says “no!” Danhausen points at an opponent and they become petrified frozen he’s also got a tequila by the champs sing along kick. Easy mode he could be the ww24/7 champ more count duckula than Dracula I don’t know what aew will do. I hope the split up the tbs championship to dynamite and the tnn championship to rampage and he becomes a rampage champion and a manager on dynamite. His YouTube promos are dimes.

You pick someone who has no charisma at all like Apollo Crews and say giving him this gimmick proves Hausen has talent? What kind of strawman argument is that? Crews did a schtick too where he spoke with an African accent. It had about as much entertainment as this faggot. Maybe you personally didn't find it entertaining but it was the same sort of "oh that's different" diminishing return effect as Hausen. Then you mention fucking Bryan to basically prove my point on what charisma really is. Bryan literally got the word fucking "Yes" over by simply saying. He got pointing at the ceiling over. That is charisma. Bryan didn't go out with Yes facepainted on and say it after every line in a promo. He didn't have to. And to further prove my point, Bryan got close to schtick with his "Planet's Champion" schtick. There he even had a gimmick belt. But to his credit and natural charisma he got it over. Stop using bogey man McMahon horseshit to convince yourself that faggots in facepaint is some new age charisma signal.

>Danhausen has no charisma, it's all shtick
>Would it work for someone with no charisma?
>MUH STRAWMAN
kys retard

>had to say "zero charisma" twice
boilin'

>>Would it work for someone with no charisma?
You literally picked Apollo Crews as your example. So what are you implying? That Crews has no charisma or that Crews has charisma equal to Hausen? If it's neither then you're a retard for suggesting him for no reason If it's either or it means you're a retard because it proves the strawman suggestion. We're now just trying to decipher what kind of retard you are.

I'll give him this, apparently he's been doing this gimmick since his debut back in 2013 and hasn't broke character at all in that time. Compared to someone like Jervis Cottonbelly who's openly whined that he'd completely give up his whole identity and mask for a booking, it's admirable to see him maintain kayfabe for this long.

Internet humor, the character.

The Brooklyn Brawler maintained kayfabe his whole career. It doesn't mean he had any charisma though. Just meant he tried to keep his job.

sure, not really commenting on if the gimmick is good or not, i don't really get it either. but he's been consistent for nearly a decade now, makes him more palatable than some of the other indy guys with similar schticks like Pockets, Jervis and Warhorse

If these guys would be cool being jobbers and comedy acts like they were back in the day it would be fine. Likewise if smark fans stopped requesting that someone like this get a title run it would also be fine.

he had a "gimmick" before this where he was just a generic indie shitter, Donovan Danhausen