*generic video game like metal music plays*

*generic video game like metal music plays*
Greeting to all of you here, LIVE, in place-of-location.png! My name...is Steve Maestro! I'm here to PROVE I've got what it takes to be the best and the FUTURE...of this industry! I challenge ANYONE to step up to the plate and try to stop me BECAUSE, I, AM, THE, BEST! And if you all here think that also, give me a #HeckYeah!
*few pitty HeckYeahs from the crowd*

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#HECKYEAH!

Nigger

kek

this hurt my soul

Imagine Austin bragging about having the best matches instead of beating peoples asses

We don't use that word here

>I need to beat you Rock
>that's why, i'm asking for a championship title opportunity at the next premium live event Wrestlemania, live on Peacock
>"oh myyyyy, Stone Cold They/Them has laid down the challenge, will this be The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?"

Imagine Steve Austin throwing kicks and doing canadian exploders. Absolute dimes

God damn is their anything liberal faggots can't ruin? J.R.R Tolkien wrote a massive series about everything wrong with the Uruk-Hai and then South Park comes along and tries to write it off like LOTR was some multi-culti lovey dovey bullshit despite Tolkien warning everyone against it.