Is this the most dimeless champion lineup in AEW history?

>carries around two of the same belt in your path

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>page has had multiple good matches during his run and is over despite pw claiming so
>baker has appeared in mutiple tv programs from talkshows to sporting events
>Jurassic Express are also over, especially with luchasaurus being a hot tag machine
>Sammy has had good matches with the tnt title
>Jade is improving and has a once in a generation look
They all have their strengths. Page needs to be booked to have more matches. Baker needs the Rosa feud to start because she is spinning her wheels, JE need higher quality tag teams to face instead of the ass boys, Sammy needs to step out of chris' shadow and do his own things, Jade needs a high tier opponent to feud with.

>alternate universe where Tony Khan has le funny Bischoff syndrome
>all champions are ex WWEs and the biggest names
>bitchtits complaining and moaning it's WCW 2 and that young homegrown talent should be champions intead

Actually a really based gimmick

Sammy is the only one there that's any fun to watch desu

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>Hangcuck Adam Page
Always looks like he's about to cry, zero dimes
>Britt Baker
I'll give her 5 dimes for a rimjob plus finishing on her face. She'd do it for less if Adam Cole can watch, but I'm not into that shit.
>The kid and his dinosaur
They draw twice as many dimes together. But 2x0 is still 0.
>Tongue guy
Would probably do the same shit I just paid Britt baker 5 dimes to do, but for half. Still, no takers.
>Harambe
So dimeless it rustles my jimmies.

So, 5 dimes in total courtesy of Britt Baker D. M. D.

Why won't Luchasaurus allow himself to be dimes? He's just like Brian Cage except one is big and tall and the other is just big. But they want to work some stupid ass flippy shit style. Imagine the dimes if he just came out and started hitting lariats and sidewalk slams

The only way Luchasaurus would ever draw a dime is if he'd die and turn into oil with the rest of his dino buddies.

>Tribal Chief is dimes
>Bobbo is dimes
>Becky and Charles have held the woman's division hostage for 5 years
>I legitimately had no idea who IC/US Champs are
>AA is based, Gable can make anything work
>Usos are good but need new teams to feud with
>Women's Tag Titles were a mistake
>I like the novelty of Dana being 24/7 Champ but they aren't doing much with it

>Buck Breakker is dimes
>Toxic Attraction is great across the board
>Imperium are great
>Imagine caring about the NA Ttitle

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>midcard charisma vacuum
>overhyped midcarder
>comedy tag team
>cruiserweight midcarder with 0 soul and middle school level acting
>rookie with potential

Jade is the most intimidating and masculine.

kek. Fact.

I like him flippin, its what a dinosaur would do

I don't like how Jurassic Shitters never seem to do anything, they're never in any hot feuds, they just have the same match over and over again. There's no blood feuds or intense in ring promos, they're fucking geeks the pair of them. At least Sammy gets some exciting storylines sometimes even if he is a twink who can't promo.