AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #8

So Jay and GoD, Kenny and Bucks, and Cole and reDragon. That's an interesting combo.

bases and RIHOpilled

kek
Utami really wanted her

i genuinely don't care about this title match. the pacing of this show was all over the place, way too many promos and way too much women shit.

The Gunn Boys are everything that Griff and Pillman Jr should've been

>Punk
Please god no, the only bit of kino coming out of this year shouldn't be sullied like this.

15 mins of Cowgirl Shit and Archer sandbagging each other, KEK

aew is gay

WWE fucking sucks

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Ass Boys

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the assboys are over with me brother

>no Christian singles match this week either
I shoot hate Tony Khan

Utami wants to fuck Riho so badly. Utami normally likes white guys but dominating little Riho really excites her.

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if they waste kenny's return on that ill be shoot seething

AEW going all out tonight

I can't believe we're getting a new Roppongi Vice / Young Bucks banger. They never miss.

same

that rampage card is brutal

>Jay White not on Rampage or Dynamite next week

LOL

mom NOOOOO THATS OFFENSIVE.

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>bitcoin

grow a chin

can't blame her

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Well that settles it. It was fucking 'who' signings and that's it. Fuck this paki I swear to god.

>not hiding your interest in professional wrestling from your parents

just a pop in

>FUCK EDRONES
based

my mom calls nyla rose "boy-girl" kek

We are going too fast in these threads

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He's gotta be attacking Hangman after the main event right? Otherwise why would they debut him in that way and then do nothing?

Based Ma

>small male asian hands wrote that book
SAD!

>mfw this Dynamite

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What's a Texas deatmatch, specifically?

I miss everybody dies

heart

khan hasn't made his announcement yet right?

Based start

TK needs to stop calling debuts ANNOUNCEMENTS. People are confused.

First time watching wrestling since Yesterday and this is by far the best show I've seen since at least last Wednesday

G..Guys, is TK fucking working us. It cant just be Keith Lee, right? Dynamite's almost over.

They fight to the death. Simple as

So is this going deep into overtime or are we getting a rush job main event?

punk danielson and joe after mox says no
call them the dishonored

Cowgirl Shit pretending to be aggressive...

>Starting match backstage
This is WCW 2000 level shit lmao

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>blood already

kino incoming

>Adam Page match
I'm out

WHERE IS THE ANNOUCEMENT, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

you already know we getting a rushed main event

HE LEAKIN DAWG

Suzuki should bless Archer to start Archer-gun and be frens with Suzuki-gun

Women killed the crowd

Nyla Rose is just a dude cosplaying Awesome Kong.
CAPTCHA: SAWVT

Blood one minute in lmao based

If it is, I will be UPSET.

it'll be the NJPW/AEW crossover show this summer

There is no announcement.

>Gimmick match

Keith Lee and Jay White.

No DQ, ends when someone can't answer the ten count.

Why was their a pane of glass?

>count out in a death match

it’s wednesday! you know what that means!

I think Hangman might be the worst champion I have ever seen.

back to back womens matches should be a federal crime

ref count botch kek

BAH GAWD ITS CENA
CENA IS HERE IN AE DUBBLEYEW

>tramp stamp
>I fuck black guys braids

Why does Archer have such awful taste?

yummy blood already!

How often do faces sneak attack opponents?

>dead silence

What the fuck, that was a 10 count

wwe sucks

it's KO rules dumbass

"texas" deathmatch

hangman FUCKING SUCKS
who decided to make this faggot champ?
he was omegas boring shitty partner now he's champ?
what exactly does he have that's so great?
a fucking COWBOY gimmick? decent wrestler and absolute bore and no charisma

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Big E and Kofi were a thing

>not the prototype

This. Bring me the classy wrestling of the WWE rather than this needlessly gory freakshow nonsense

i thought texas death matches where were you had to pin your opponent and then keep them down for a 10 count. am i getting it mixed up with something else?

>Texas Death Match
>Atlantic City

BRAY WYATT DEBUT WHEN??

Or at least the big baby face long beard guy (dont remember the name, but he was in the wyatt family too)

DIMES LAMBERT

>no top rope no buckshot
kino

fast foodies with Jeribloat?
FUCKING KEK

And im gonna SPELL IT OUT for ya. S A V F T...SAAAVVVVFFFFTTTT.

And there's another one next week lol

needs a choker to complete the look

wait. It's been THREE MINUTES since the backstage start?

fuck you guys. i trust tony. he WILL make an announcement. he always keeps his promises. actually…fuck it. FUCK IT

YOU KNOW HOW SURE I AM HE WILL ANNOUNCE SOMETHING?
If tony doesnt make an announcement by 9:58 PM, ill post a picture of my tight, hairless, puckering, little white ass hole. thats right. MY forbidden door.

thats how sure i am. just wait. ill be right

>Fast foodies

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visual plea

>inb4 he does it from the second

Hope the crowd has had Hep A/B/C vax's

it was really the zero dimes black guy?

Saya LITERALLY getting NTR'd in this webm

>e drone pussies crying about blood

It writes itself

oh fucking lmao dan Lambert

I really don't care about hangman, I'm not trying to be mean or troll or whatever, he's just not it and he doesn't deserve the main belt.

why does Jake look like he aged 100 years

whats everyone doing after AEW tonight?

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Yes but it changes however the fed sees fit.

FUCKING BASED

Thats a pretty based match actually

nigga this match is trash

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not you again :(

I completely forgot Jake The Snake was still in AEW

>deserve

>crowd is completely dead
lame

the sheer ridiculousness of it popped me.

>Jeribloat
He looked pretty lean tonight

Hard pass. Th...This doesnt feel like it has anything to do with AEW.

hangman has not impressed me as champ

>JERICHO'S GREATEST MOMENT IS GETTING MCDONALDS

...

Seriously why was there glass? What was the point

>no top rope
>no Buckshit Lariat
Big IQ Lambert

Do yall prefer picture in picture or just regular commercials

His health is really bad so I don't think they can use him much. It's too bad because I'd love to see Jake just run his own faction of brutes like Archer.

A commercial about JeriBloat eating Hamburgers, KEK

>THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE

user...

>jericho talking about a&w
that's kinda funny

Jericho should tell the Cornette Wendy's story

We’re interrupting the match so Chris Jericho can talk about shoving his fat face?

more like FAT FOODIES

>implying I still watched WWE at that point

Did I miss Tony's announcement or is it still to come?

Based. Holding you to it user

KWAHMECDM
KEK WHAT A HEATLESS MAIN EVENT CHAMPION DEATH MATCH

womens killed the crowd, but also everyone knows hangman isn't dropping the belt and this 'feud' was stupid. early to mid 2020 AEW felt so much better in terms of build ups

>gets a 20 minute match
>commercial breaks in his match
State of Hangmanetty

Download finished for Halo Infinite on my Series X, so I'll probably play it after this.
>Jericho is an A&W chad
Based

>jeribloat on a show about fast food
based fatty

jericho SHOOTS on A&W rootbeer

New you are

"I remember there was this one time we went to Dairy Queen"

A&W used to be awesome. Now it literally is garbage tier.

kek based

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nothing better than a big ol bag of mickey dees

He looked 55 when he was 30.

your champ is about exciting as a wet fart

bros, I shoot crave fast food after seeing that jeribloat commercial but it's 6 am here, can't even order food, what do?