THE BIXENSPAN ERA

>Responsible for multiple pro wrestling CHUDs being CANCELLED
>Wrestling's loudest pro-union anti-capitalist voice
>Years of experience in journalism
>Has exposed more scumbags in wrestling than any other man
>Writes the second most watched TV show in wrestling
>Risked his life several times to tell the truth
>Exposed the massive QAnon infestation in WWE

The era of jokes about supposed pants shitting etc is over. The Bixenspan Era has begun and will make wrestling a better industry to be in. When Dave finally leaves the stage, it won't be failed jobber Bryan Alvarez, it will be David Bixenspan who takes up the mantle of the world's foremost expert on professional wrestling

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This board is gay

>shit his pants, multiple times

But enough about your favorite board

lolwat like nigga just go whoop his ass it ain't that hard

He hasn't hurt Vince at all. He claims to be neutral but none of his attacks on WWE have had any effect. Just saying, something might be up here.

On and on and on like a broken record.

Damn right, this is a Bix Board

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Never happened.
The's assault, a felony.
He exposes CHUDs where ever he finds them.

>When Dave finally leaves the stage, it won't be failed jobber Bryan Alvarez, it will be David Bixenspan who takes up the mantle of the world's foremost expert on professional wrestling
It's true. We should start calling Bixenspan Lil Dave.

if this shit took even a penny off my table, i'd pump his skull with a pump action in minecraft.

>>Writes the second most watched TV show in wrestling
what?

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DOWN SINCE

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dude looks like the cowardly main villain son of the lead scientist of an Umbrella lab in some shitty Resident Evil spinoff game.

Can imagine a cutscene him running down the corridor of a lab with a T-virus sample in his greasy mitts being like 'You're gonna pay daddy nyeeeeh'.

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You don't get a second chance to make a first impression. Shitsinspan will always and forever be a pants shitter

using the internet more than 1-3 hours a week maximum is gay

uncanny

All hail the king
The king of kings
SIR DAVID BIXENSPAN

I for one welcome AEW's new boss. He's putting the chuds in their place. Who else here is a meme of r/wrestlefapstributes?

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