*points sword at you*

>*points sword at you*
Tell me a joke

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>Tell me a joke
look in the mirror

How did the Telephone propose to his girlfriend?

*giggles*

HE GAVE HER A RING

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*Stabs you in the ring*
Very good user! Now tell me another joke

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Did you hear about the two Scottish queers?
Ben Doon and Phil McRevis!

Why didn't Paul Burchill make it in the PG era?

He was rated ARRR!

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What's 12 inches long stiff as a board and makes women scream?

Crib death

What do you call a japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.

>*Swings sword cutting of your head, audience is starting to realize it's a shoot*
Hahaha very funny user! Now tell me another!

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>Why do pregnant horses run faster than other horses?
Because they have two horsepower.

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NIGGERS!

What do a washed up boxer and Dracula's girlfriend have in common?

They both go down for the count.

Why did Mickey Mouse break up with Minnie Mouse?

That bitch was fuckin Goofy.

Lord McIntyre will be pleased with all these high quality jokes

What do German women call tampons?
A twatstika!

>*Draws second Claymore and gores both of you, the ring is now red*
NOT ENOUGH, I WANT MORE FUNNY

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Where do you get virgin wool?

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Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in a chicken.

I didn't know they made gifs this long

This fucking slug is uglier on the inside than he is on the outside. What kind of piece of shit thrives on trying to fuck up the lives of people that he doesn't even know. The only reason he has a job is because wrestlers are out carnying and making towns while this vile rat just sits in a basement in Glasgow gossiping about wrestlers. Jinder Mahal is a complete bitch for associating with this fat gruesome turd.