AEW Rampage Gamethread #1

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What does monkey pussy feel like

Shitty Farts and Jay Lethal might be good. Rest I don't care about.

no christian or riho, no watch. simple as

Tony Khan needs to step down as the big boss before he crashes his company with no survivors. Quit letting social media dictate how you run your company, please attain balls!

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>he typed all this out
kek what a schizo

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Yup they're going after Ruby Soho now. This is what happens when you give these cretins an inch. Hope record low ratings tonight.

he's already conceded his position as CEO to David Bixenspan, user. He might stay on in an advisory role but I doubt he'll be listened to after the shit he tried to pull this week

Did Tiny Khan get approval from this card from his Master Bix?

WHAT A TWEEST

>biggest stars on the show are middle-midcarders

Book Fast and Furious 10

>Yup they're going after Ruby Soho now. This is what happens when you give these cretins an inch. Hope record low ratings tonight.

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Which member of Private Party does the voice intro for Rampage?

DIS IS RAMPAGE BAYBEE

ATOM SMOL vs Pizzeria Uno, KEK The show already spirals downs.

>post yfw Hangman drops the title to Cole at Revolution

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YOU KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT DA COOM
ADAM COOM BAYBAY

if this was Rampage then why isn't the Rock and his giant gorilla fighting the wolf and dragon?

Not going in tomorrow, finally getting to enjoy another Rampage with you fags.

That's a shitty looking card....and I'm watching GCW.

Adam Cole's trying to end this early so he can get to Dying Light 2

shouldn't you be looking for dudes to fuck your wife, corny?

evil uno is due

YOU KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BVLL
ADAM KEK BAY BAY

>off early
>"huh guess I'll watch rampage"
>this cars
should have stayed at work

>Adam Cole
>Not playing games

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I hope Starks vs Lethal gets at least 20 mins

Yeah, not watching. I tried. I really did, but that card just sucks.

not enough rematches for ya?

I want to wreck Adam in a game of Halo Infinite

No entrance for Evil Uno

Who has the worst physic Atom Smol or Pizzeria?

Tell me, would she be over in AEW?

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Gay Bay wins.

Based Baybay burying this fat jobber

just stick to your regular posting of "gayew sucks" and "the crowd is dead", while not watching a second of the show, autistic fucker

why did she have to get that tattoo

Cole squashed that canadien faster than cult of weirdos in a few hundred trucks

Dark tier

UNO fucking buried wtf

Who
Who
Who
Who
Who???

retardation occurs when you take black dick

Squash match with Evil Uno? The disrespect...

Atom Smol worked by everyone who has better physic than him. KWAB

no, assholes the size of a mason jar fare better in Connecticut.

Chicago has the most pathetic faggot crowd I've ever seen for a wrestling event.

>5 minutes is a squash
don't be stupid

If I were Tony I'd book Miro to come in when he's healthy to destroy Adam Cole.

what is Cole's ceiling in AEW? TNT champ?

Cole trash. Mox and Danielson gonna HEEM this geek.

bros, the stench coming out of my ass has to be a sign of something really bad. the human body should not produce this smell

The midcard

Could it be?
IT IS!!!!1
The alien sister! Proxy Statlander!

Adam Small shootin on us bros

>No It's Storytime with Adam Cole
>It's a I AM A SUPERSTAR AND WANT RESPECT promo

thank christ it's over

He'll beat Hangman and then it will be Cole vs Omega

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jade boob

Cole is a good promo, just needs to work out

do you even enjoy wrestling? seems like you and the majority of smarks on here only watch wrestling to complain and bitch

Let's see a picture of those boxers. More ass and ball oil, the better

Is it from INSIDE your ass, or the areas surrounding the hole?

The diversity quota

Bro those tiddies...

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bros its really hitting me how small adam cole is.

if i were to guess, id say 5’8, 155 pounds. the fact hes billed at 207 pounds bruh LMFAOO

>Hangman then Cole
that would actually kill the title

No

Jade has me bricked frfr on bro

bro I just washed my hands, I still probably take alysa first tho

that BITCH show

Yes. But I hated that dumb "it's storytime" line he was trying to get over. Too close to being "it's showtime" and that shit gives me PTSD.

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>what if I covered my gigantic thighs in a tattoo

sammy a SHIT

Is this dude really gonna carry around 2 of the same title his entire reign?

Her tit was fucking begging to be let out of that top, Tony please just give her an amazon nudist gimmick

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How? you have no reasoning other than "hue hue adum smol 5 foot kek"