What does pasty lower-midcarder Eddy Guerrero need to do to get over? Seems like he's not getting anywhere at WCW.
What does pasty lower-midcarder Eddy Guerrero need to do to get over? Seems like he's not getting anywhere at WCW
This isn't 1992 anyone with that physique can get over nowadays
>pasty
This skin color is "too white" for the average American kwamn (kek what a mongrel nation)
But for Kevin it will ALWAYS be 1992...
>This isn't 1992
NASHBROS IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN NOOOOOOO
OH DEAR OH DEAR
Was he always on roids? He looked bigger than his frame allowed back in 1992.
he needs a time machine where he can prevent his rape in 1989
kek what a failed get
Wolfie loses AGAIN
He bulked up after hearing about what happened to Kevin...
NOOOOOO NASHBROS IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN'S CHANCES OF BEING RAPED ARE EQUAL: BUT YOU LOOK AT TYRONE AND YOU LOOK AT KEVIN NASH AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!
SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU GO 1-ON-1 WITH ANOTHER MAN, NASH HAS A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING RAPED. BUT TYRONE'S A GENETIC FREAK AND HE'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT NOT BE RAPED! THEN YOU ADD D'SHAWN INTO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF NOT BEING RAPED DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE A 3-WAY IN GEORGIA, YOU NORMALLY GOT A 33 ⅓ CHANCE OF BEING RAPED, BUT KEVIN, KEVIN GOT A 66 & ⅔ CHANCE OF BEING RAPED, BECAUSE KEVIN KNOWS HE CAN'T STOP TYRONE AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!
SO KEVIN NASH, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 ⅓ CHANCE, MINUS TYRONE'S 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 ⅓ CHANCE OF NOT BEING RAPED. BUT THEN YOU TAKE D'SHAWN'S 75% CHANCE, IF HE WAS TO GO 1-ON-1, AND THEN ADD 66 ⅔ PER CENTS TIMES D'SHAWN & TYRONE, ROUND OFF 9 PER CENTS...BUT THEN TIMES IT BY ALL 10 MEN WAITING FOR NASH IN THE ALLEY...
NASH HAS A 1992% CHANCE OF BEING RAPED. SEE KEVIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SUMMERSLAMMED!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
steroids and then if he dies he can be overrated and people pretend that he's a contender for GOAT even though he's nowhere near that level
THREE SHANKS OF A LAMB'S TAIL!!
the kwab is strong with this thread
I think my brain is shorting out on this one. JFC!
cope KWABvin