TONIGHT at 8/7c
Impact Owlchad Gamethread
Jaxon Baker
Noah Bailey
She's fat and ugly.
Hudson Carter
>The Bullet Club is back and better than ever! After Jay White and G.O.D. joined forces with Chris Bey to take out Jake Something and “Speedball” Mike Bailey last week, the group set their sights on the reigning IMPACT World Tag Team Champions, The Good Brothers. But first, they must face off against two of IMPACT’s most promising up-and-comers in Jake Something and Mike Bailey, as well as their unlikely allies, Ace Austin and Madman Fulton, in a huge 8-man tag team match!
Chase Cruz
>The Digital Media Title is on the line this Thursday! After successfully defending her title against all who stood in her way, Jordynne Grace was challenged by the original champion of the internet, Matt Cardona, who came to IMPACT Wrestling for one thing – to become a champion! Now the two warriors of the world wide web are set to collide in what will certainly be an action-packed contest between two of IMPACT’s greatest athletes! Who will leave Fort Lauderdale as the Digital Media Champion?
William Reyes
>With the war between Honor No More and Team IMPACT set to explode at No Surrender, momentum heading into the high-stakes 5-on-5 showdown is up for grabs when Vincent collides with Josh Alexander this Thursday! Last week, Team IMPACT exacted a measure of revenge when they thwarted yet another attack from Honor No More at the conclusion of IMPACT. But the question looming on the minds of pro wrestling fans around the world is, who will fire the next shot?
Parker Campbell
>Recently on IMPACT!, ROH World Champion Jonathan Gresham successfully defended his title against Steve Maclin under Pure Rules. Last week, an enraged Maclin blamed his loss on the unique rules set, stating that it’s not how things are done in IMPACT Wrestling. Never one to back down from a fight, Gresham granted Maclin a non-title rematch under traditional rules this Thursday! Will Maclin even the score or will Gresham prove that he’s the better man once and for all?
Jeremiah Bailey
>Following last week’s dominant victory over Johnny Swinger, JONAH looked to prove why he’s the self-proclaimed “Top Dog” of IMPACT Wrestling with an uncalled-for post-match attack. But there to stop him were the members of the dark and demonic group, Decay. This Thursday, JONAH steps into the ring with Crazzy Steve and revenge is in the air. Will JONAH continue his wave of unstoppable onslaughts or can Crazzy Steve withstand the Tsunami and garner a win in the name of “The Shadow”?
Brody Diaz
>Raj Singh vows to turn his luck around when he introduces Punjab’s brightest blue-chip athlete to IMPACT Wrestling this Thursday, Bhupinder Gujjar! Last week, John Skyler confronted Singh and claimed that if IMPACT doesn’t have time for him, they definitely don’t have time for Gujjar. Now Gujjar goes one-on-one with Skyler as both look to impress IMPACT officials and move their way up the rankings.
Caleb Fisher
yummy pits and tummy
Ryder Cook
say it with me
no kenny no watch
Nolan Carter
Yum
Easton Hernandez
Nice writeups. Thanks friend.
Elijah Baker
action figure bros.. is he going over tonight?
Jayden Clark
Damn it feels good to be an Owlchad
Noah Turner
Jordynne is the only woman advertised for tonight so it's possible no Deona tonight
Ian Allen
She had one match at the tapings.
Nathan Flores
is time
Ryan Walker
WE OWN THE NIGHT
Justin Thomas
Kek.
Liam Johnson
Nicholas Cooper
The Toy Business
Ian Collins
Fat marshellow bitch about to get BTFOED.
Brandon Roberts
Cardona has to win this, right?
Logan Mitchell
>Cardona's first intergender match
I could swear he and Chelsea have had intergender tag matches....
Jack Rivera
They specified singles at first but then talked like he'd never done any.
Eli Hill
Last week they said PCO and Sabin never wrestled before