Raw - March 18, 2002 - The Rock promo

BIG DADDY COOL? YEAH RIGHT."
>oh no....
"MORE"
>Please Rocky, don't do this
"LIKE"
>Please Rock! I can't handle this right now, we're not in WCW where I control booking!"
"BIG"
>Please stop! My fake tough guy persona is all I have! Don't expose me for a simp!"
"DADDY"
>ROCKY STOP! PLEASE!
"BITCH"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAH NO ROCKY, YOU'RE THE BITCH NOW. YOU'RE THE BITCH NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO MY CAREER!!!!!!!

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>92
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>92
It's all so tiresome

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NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

KWARB

That time Big Kev BTFO in closet homo Dwaynetty "WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"

REMINDER:

Rock: "What three things would you like to get in?"

Nash: "Well, I've only got 5 moves, motherfucker, so I'd like to get them all in and physically there is nothing you can do about it."

>Nash returns to WWE because Rock was failing to draw
>Rock goes off script & disrespects veteran Nash calling him a bitch
>Nash like a man confronts Rock then BTFO's him in ring in front of the world
>"WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"
>Rock then disrespects again Nash while putting there match together
>Nash informs Rock he'll physically knock the fuck out of Rock
>Rock runs to Pat Patterson crying who tells Rock that Nash was right
>2 years later Rock is scared to approach Nash at a restaurant and avoids him
>7 years later mans man Nash confronts Rock again and squashes their beef

The Rock's daughter is a mongoloid. She inherited Dwaynettys masculine features and high forehead. He should have forced his she-hulk ex-wife Dani who he impregnated (hmm maybe Nash was right about Dwayne being a fag) to abort the hermaphrodite.

On a related note the reason The Rock's manly ex-wife divorced him was because she got tired fucking him with a strap-on which she did to fufill his gay fantasies while he was recovering from his gyno bitch tits surgery

Nash is so much better than little Dwayne, in EVERY way. As a wrestler, Nash blows little Dwayne out of the water, no argument to be had there. NWO, anyone? Even as an actor, if you take into account that Nash stars in smaller-budget movies, his are way more profitable than the Rocks, on average. Little Dwayne might make a little more at the box office but when his stupid movies cost ten times more and have a hundred times the marketing budget, yeah no wonder. Imagine if Nash starred in *anything* with the budget and marketing of any of little Dwayne's movies, it would easily be twice as profitable and bigger hits. Dwayne can't act.

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FLAWLESS VICTORY

A lot of guys who were raped have misplaced aggression issues later in life. Big Kev probably caught a whiff of cocoa butter mid match and got triggered.