I don't watch AEW anymore, but I read the results for a laugh. This company is fucking cringe

I don't watch AEW anymore, but I read the results for a laugh. This company is fucking cringe.

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> Goofy spooky shit is yummy wummy when it's in my fed

>Noooo you can't distract someone with a pose
Not enough box-like structures and viscous red liquid for you?

> strike a pose, now vogue, it's gay, catch aids.

The state of (((Aew wrestling)))

YUTA WHEELHAUSEN

it's the only way he'll get over

>"curses" someone
It doesn't actually have any effect
I fail to see the problem

Yeah that's so gay, scooter races are where it's at.

I love AEW sports entertainment.

Npcs generally grow a personality when they are 30 right? kek

It's a sports like presentation with wins and losses, stats and voodoo magic.

Explain how someone doing a pose to "curse" someone is any less plausible than getting a pin with the People's Elbow

"WHO'S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMP!?!

IT'S YUTA WHEELHAUSEN! THEY'LL BE HAVING THE THIRD IN THEIR SERIES OF LIGHTS OUT MATCHES ON NEXT WEEK'S DYNAMITE!"

The gimmick is that Danhausen ""curses"" people and then immediately after something happens by concidence
>Curses Adam Cole
>immediately gets hit by a DDT

>Curses Jon Moxley
>immediately hit by a high cross

>B-b-b-but WWE
rent fuckin free

I am mocking trash from both companies. Guess you are too dumb to stop being a console warring faggot.

> Must defend my billionaire jew slave

Loser.

it's a fun gimmick and doesn't rely on lightning bolts falling from the sky or spoopy dolls or whatever. Danhausen is essentially Professor Chaos.

WWE is sports entertainment though. Are you saying AEW is the same? Also, the over the top routine aside, if the Rock legit drove the point of his elbow in to your arm or chest you wouldn't be getting up. Compare that to Faghausens reddit tier meme speak.

YOU ARE NOW CURSED

>billionaire Jew slave
didn't Tony Khan crawl for picrel literally yesterday?

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He's a mime, not a wrestler.

And if he just stays a fun midcarder like he is he'll be fine

> I dont watch...
> But still youre here

>it's a fun gimmick

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he sucked the logs out of that inbred jew's crusted over asshole. Yes Massa, I iss a gud boy.

Mimes don't talk

>B-b-b-but WWE
reset the counter, boys.

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>>it's a fun gimmick

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well, what's the argument, then? that nobody should have a sense of humour? that nobody should have a goofy gimmick? Danhausen doesn't insult anyone's intelligence by trying to convince them that there is a real undead wizard who can command lightning. he panics, strikes a pose, and it distracts people long enough to get hit with wrestling moves, thereby "proving" his power to curse people. it's all in Danhausen's head, like Professor Chaos.

Yeah, OP should go back

this is some super gay shit that you wrote, user.

>someone doing a pose to "curse" someone

Nogger what?

> it's all in Danhausen's head

oh so it appeals to the jew shrink drug addicts. Finally get why Aew fans like him.

>like Professor Chaos.

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>Danhausen is essentially Professor Chaos.

kek based

Concessions acceptedhausen.

Omega Tranny having a nice little seethe in this thread.
OP, the best entertainment is reading the cards for shit like Dark, just the literal WHO's and the stupid names has even NXT beat some weeks.

He's a 30s German Expressionism villain.

Lose weight Ojama