AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #8

JADE'S PUSS EDITION

>CM Punk vs MJF for THE FIRST TIME EVER

FUCK E-DRONES.

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That's a man.

JR is pulling a Heenan.

Match of the fucking year

based wardlow instantly making the show more interesting

JADE'S BIG BROWN BEAVER

>Siphoning CM Punk's spot for Wardlow's face turn
lmao

Wardlow... no.

THIS. IS. WARRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I like how whenever Wardlow comes out, instead of Wardlow gifs the baked chat just posts Vince gifs

WARDLOW bros... it's time!!

SPECIAL

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BASED NYT-BOUND WORDLE STILL SNUCK HIM THE RING

KEK a final hotshot with 2 mins left in the show. Pathetic.

JR with a "who's side is he on?" Moment

punk is just working me, right bros?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>40+ minutes for a dirty finish

the commentating ruined the fucking face turn

WARBROS, ITS HAPPENING

WOW WHAT A SHOCKING ENDING. A+ BOOKING

big fat hairy

N I G G E R
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the based ring in the junk trick, MJF gets a win!

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Based that Punk finally put someone over, albeit dirty

He didn't turn
He distracted the ref for MJF

>lost twice in one match
FUCK SEMEN PUNK

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>WARDLOW TURN?
>NO HE'S HERE FOR MJF FUCKERS

got me, picked me up and played me like a $5 fiddle!

did the right thing wardlow

Two shitty finishes in the same match... Cuck Man lost and the crowd just dies. KEK

BASED
FUCK THAT 0-2 BITCH

punk can still go. mjf is pinning him for like a 30 count though

highlight of this show was the Mox Bryan promo with the new NWO

Worked

Actually putting over MJF. Wow

punku-san :(

>I'm acting
The match

he never turned

BASED WARDOG
BASED JEW
FUCK KEK MAN PHIL

>Jews dominate the diamond industry
>MJF punches people with a diamond ring

I think they made the right call. Save Wardlow's turn for when MJF has the belt

So where's the debut?

AW SON OF A BITCH

Boooo
Fuck your ring

Wardlowbros... Are we ever turning

>tfw zoomers think "who's side is he on?" wasn't a totally reasonable call for somebody who hated Hogan's guts every time he was on screen

KEK BASED WARDLOW

Anybody peep that hog in CM's trousers? More like CM Junk, amirite? No wonder all the ring thotties love him.

No Biscoes again KEK

BAH GAWD HE PASSED THE RANG

JUST
ENJOY
WRESTLING

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Wardlow is such a good friend

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I hate knowing the matches are going to end exactly at 10

Based JR, giving you the feeling he was going to turn only swerve the retarded marks

up your ass, faggot

AEW home of the we dangle character turns and never happen

I felt nothing. Match sucked.

THE POWER TO CHANGE THE WORLD
THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, IS, AND EVER WILL BE
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN
REACH FOR THE STARS AND BECOME GREATER THAN GOD

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>MJF has the belt
lmao. that would mean wardlow would get the belt after him and thats not happening

Why would he be face? He would suck.

did you guys see mjf whispering into punks ear

They should do at least one random overrun a year, just to show that it can happen

>see evidence MJF cheated on video replay
Shouldn't the match be restarted again? Or is the ref okay with ending the match now? I'm honestly confused at how AEW works.

WEEEEEEEEEELL, IT'S GO BIG SHOW

How did lazy ass Garfield get so stacked? Is he on the gas?

Fuck JR

>Wardlow STILL hasn't turned face on MJF
Are. you. fucking. kidding. me? IT'S BEEN YEARS.

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It was intentional...because he wasn't actually turning.

They've been building to it for TWO YEARS

is the go big show worth watching

Pepsi plunge saved it for me

all natty

is this achievable natty?

slow burn, my man
slooooooooow burn

how quickly would you turn on a friend

Twitter had a fucking aneurysm over Kendricks comments on kikes years ago imagine if they find out briscoe bros are hired

It'd be a waste of a face turn to have Wardlow turn just to save CM Punk.

Fuck no. Cody ruins it.

Just like my weed

Depends. Do I get a nickel?

I've seen motherfuckers turn on each other for a pack of newports

They've never done that based on video. A ref has to see it themselves in real time.

That made in japan from MJF was dimes

Based. Fuck Chicago. Now I'm gonna watch my Wild destroy the Blackhawks.

Just vitamins and clean living, Jon.

Basedfield hates Mondays because that's leg day.

kinda glad Punk did the needful for MJF

Funny how the same people that call Punk a shitter will get worked by his selling lmao

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What face turn? He gave MJF the fucking ring lmao

SLOW CHEMICAL

He sucks. No need for Wardlow to be face. He deserves to be a monster heel though and not be MJF's lackey forever.

All your retards that got worked by a 70 year Olds commentary should immediately stop watching aew* and go back WWE, it's more your speed.

*and breathing, preferably

lol very guilty of this desu

They also had an aneurysm over Lethal, but he's still there.

They should never turn Wardlow, the tension about it is the best part.

Lethal is super tight with the Bucks. He's safe.

And the next day Punk has to get a MRI on his knees.

RULES ARE RULES

That was a tremendous disappointment.
Why did it have to be 45-minutes with an overbooked mess?

It would've been a great match if it were 15-mins and a single finish.

They built Hangman for 3

I call Punk a shitter almost every day, and I thoroughly enjoyed (the finish) to this botchfest.

>super tight with the Bucks
How's that working for Marty Scurll?

>flippy guy botches his last flip

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When will this fucking retarded faggot finally pull the fucking trigger? They say that he "coldshots" or that his booking is "patient to a fault" and holy fuck, is that true. I don't think I've ever seen this guy just DO something bold since All Out with the double debuts and even then, that was because the New York show was in danger of being cancelled.

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Fucking oof, madman clipped the last car.

There's layers to things you can get away with. Holocaust denial is generally not one of them. If for no other reason than it will KILL you in Europe.

Marty confessed to it like a dumbass. Not even the Bucks could save him after he did that.

Jesus forgives those who repent

>oh boy can't wait to watch my favorite show Dynamite
>show sucks

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Probably thanking him for putting him over.

It's fucking asinine that that's a bigger issue than the moon retardation. That shit's an actual sign of mental illness.

I'll bet she's had some interesting stuff put in her.