AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #7

False finish booking is so fucking gay

fuck this mark shit, MJF better win once again

how many fucking times is Tony gonna do this finish? just let MJF get a win

damn, this goofie SEETHING

look at all those plants in the front row

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

BASED NON BULLSHIT ENDING.

This is the difference between wwe and A E FUCKING W.

>thinking they would end the main event 25 minutes early

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>Just enjoy wrestling
>J E W
they're everywhere bros. Literally everywhere.

This is honestly bad

>match will continue
>not DQ

retarded shit

This is so fun. Pissant smarks seething

phil fuckin cracked his skull on the apron lmao

zero dimes

BOOKER OF THE YEAR

This. False finish finally got heat on MJF, but I'm already squarely against Punk so I want to see Max win.

AEW has never done a match restart

It'll end with like 10 mins left. Some shit is going down after.

it's a punk match of course it's bad

mjf vs jericho at all out

Bros i DEMAND that you give me a FIVE WORD DESCRIPTION of REBA butt hole.

NOW. FUCKING NOW. DO IT.

Cuck Man going to get his win back after the Restart. KEK MJF was buried again by the same ending that JeriBloat used on him.

I wasn't paying attention, how would tape help choke someone out?

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING KINO

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Recording AEW and fast forwarding through the tranny fights and cowboy shit is making it much better.

Hogan vs Flair '87

Why does Khan want to bury all of his original talent for old shitters?

based retard

Bro, she poops from there.

you can't get DQ'd after the bell rings to end the match you fucking idiot, learn wrestling before making stupid posts

someone debuting to save MJF perhaps

If he got caught cheating shouldn't that be a DQ?

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Didn't expect 2 matches in one lol

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This match makes zero fucking sense.

e drone bros........

It is a good friend

HOW THE FUCK IS THERE STILL 20 MORE MINUTES OF THIS BULLSHIT LEFT

See

uh who she is bro?

he's a fucking mark who watched these guys on TV like us and created a company to have his own personal toys

Based fucking ending, bros. MJF got caught cheating so the match was restarted. What's the issue, fags?

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TOP MARK RIGHT HERE KEK

how long ago was that? 2 years ago? all while you're fapping to weekly Roman vs Brock rematches

because Tony has no idea wtf he is doing

Tightest hole on planet earth

Why does Punk never sell?

Would rather have this match go on first or keep it last?

So what happens when they restart a match, do they also restart the counter?

Yeah, they did: MJF vs Jericho at All Out was restarted after MJF initially won because Aubrey hadn't seen Jericho's foot on the rope.

Ending? It wasn't even a third of the way in.

I'm begging you to learn the basic match rules of wrestling

punk gassed

Jerry Jones coomed in there

Do you even watch the match you fucking retard? He got caught during the match. Should've been a DQ.

We want MJF to win

are Chicago citizens such fucking marks that they'll watch 45 mins of slow bullshit just because of Mah Hometown Hero

Punk is still going, holy based. It's been 25 minutes. Punk can still go!

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He's hurt.

>shit finish
>Trannys praise it
Why?

freeporn8.com/videos/32558/anne-howe-but-i-poop-from-there/

how does a tape assisted choke = Tony has no idea what he is doing? do you think Tony came up with the spot? I understand that you may think tape has no effect on choking, especially on somebody like yourself that has a car wheel around their neck

That.s no Kip Sabian my nigggers

That/s tonights debut

Chicago has nothing left

try 5 months

Post your face when MJF hits Colt Cabana's finisher

Cuck Man beyond gassed, incoming rest holds

Reminder Ospreay is showing up tonight

Isn't this a Texas Cloverleaf variant of the Serenity lock?

Didn’t watch the Wardlow match? He can act molested when he wants to

They already did the same thing to MJF with Jericho.

kek it really was. I remember watching it

He was literally declared the winner and then the tape was found, were YOU even watching? christ.

>saves MJF
Truly Israel's greatest ally

>MJF reaches under the ring for a chair
>He pulls it out
>On the other end is Lori Lightfoot
How hard would you mark

punk fag
mjf good

Punk selling his arm and breaking the STF hold is why he's one of the best in the business.

Who the fuck is that

Punk's selling is on point here

BASED JR BURYING THIS MATCH KEK

>I'm begging you to learn the basic match rules of wrestling

>you can't get DQ'd after the bell rings to end the match you fucking idiot, learn wrestling before making stupid posts

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HE DID IT AGAIN AFTER THE MATCH RESTARDED YOU FUCKING RETARDED SON OF A BITCH

Put down your phone Tony and watch the show

A visual plea

this some lame ass shit tony

Fucking this

This is AWFUL, This is AWFUL, This is AWFUL

I hope it's the Yeti

Concession accepted

anti-smarks are going to celebrate this bullshit because it's boring and slow

This but unironically

Based needs a hearing-aid boomer

KINO
I
N
O

lol

Wut

its either kenta or ospreay

Thumb to the eye always gets me

>Ref decides not to count while they fight outside
>Ref decides to restart match after MJF chokes Punk with tape

is this a guest referee match or what

>face bad heel good!
Fat smark

Yeah and he let go before the 5 count. You don't know anything about wrestling. Tape isn't a foreign object.

nah we're gonna celebrate it cause it makes sense and you can actually follow it unlike your shitty comedy trios matches

Oh god that botch looked nasty

Either would be based, imagine MJF in Bullet Club / United Empire.

Punk what the fuck?

PUNK PULLING OUT A FRANKENSTEINER

>ignores punk going well over the time for offense in a corner

Jesus christ he just mayu'ed himself

>punketty botch
KWAB

Your first time watching AEW? "Referee's discretion" is a big thing.

what's the matter dronies? not enough DQ's?

Kek...Doesn't Omega do that move?

>Just. Enjoy. Wrestling. Chud.

Punk can't got any more. That much is clear.

based punk sawdusting himself so i don't have to see him anymore

I'm not watching this match cause I don't care about them bros, but it's on in the background I'm just not paying attention to it

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exactly

>arm injury means no GTS

Is this the story for Punk's loss?

Shitiest Frankensteiner ever

That looked way worse for Punk lmao

God I hope Punk ends his own career.

>AAARGH SHIT

what did he mean by this?

They are both so gassed this match is going in slow-mo

Based work shoot injury angle going on here

Crowd got taken out of the match. In Chicago. With CM Punk

It clearly is, these sloppers think AEW runs on WWE rules

Yes and then every Omega wannabe started doing, then everyone else starting do it, now Punk does it.

Kinda defeats the purpose of rules.

what the fuck

He's interrupting the match tonight. Tony didn't want to make it too obvious by debuting in Cleveland so moved it to Chicago

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>moving the goalposts
I accept your concession.

Wrong

Crowd going silent because they legit think Punk's hurt lol

some great selling going on.. a rare sight

tony's hatred of MJF is based

same.
i'm watching infowars instead.
mjw is a shitter jew and punk is washed

SLOW COUNT
SLOW COUNT

This Dynamite has been hard to watch, the last few weeks have been diminishing interest for me. I think the glow is gone.

made in japan lmao

Worst posible debut desu

>Crowd got taken out of the match. In Chicago. With CM Punk

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They're chanting about Pizza

Were they chanting about pizza?

Just
Enjoy
Wrestling

Will end in a draw

1

...

2?
top fucking kek aew

Crowd is bored

Fucking hate all these zoomer faggots. Match is kino.

Which move? I missed a couple minutes.

What are they chanting?

There's a glut of hoes right now. Just go talk to one who looks lonely.

this match sucks so bad

WWE watching this show while hanging their heads in shame, lmao

chimpcongo loves cheese pizza

>loudest chant of the night is Deep Dish Pizza
Never come back to Chicago again

DEEP DISH PIZZZZZA

Sounded like eat fresh pizza to me

NXT
2.0

>Tommy Lee tv show
>His dick talks to him

hell yes

vegan pizza

>what literally happened is moving the goalposts
please stop coping, you were wrong. Accept it, move on.

I think I'm gonna have to completely rewatch this episode. I'm completely exhausted right now. Spending 10 hours of my day driving was nightmarish

This match is great

>Deep Dish Pizza

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SLOW COUNT
AGAIN

what was the chant, almost sounded like deep dish pizza to me which I guess is supposed to power up punk

deep dish pizza

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> We want Bixen
> We want Bixen
> We want Bixen

>picture in picture again
*sigh*

based, Shingo’s the debut

we want refunds

Veer Mahan, kek.

MJF bringing back random ass spots from the 80s and 90s is a nice touch

Sign in front row during the MJf match
J ust
E njoy
W restling

Kek. That’s a based from me.

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Match has been good but they need to bring it home

BRIE MODE
BRIE MODE