AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #6

It's Wednesday and you know what that means!

TONIGHT:

>CM Punk vs MJF for THE FIRST TIME EVER
>Nyla Rose vs Ruby SOOOHOOOO
>Malakai Black & Brody King vs. PAC & Penta El Zero Miedo
Jon Moxley vs THE Wheeler Yuta

+ More to be announced!

FUCK E-DRONES. SAVE US, KENNY OMEGA AND SAKURA MIKO-SAN

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FUCK AEW

SAVE US Y2J

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Hey Hey its Conrad Thompson and I'm here with Any Forums

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>kylie jenner
chris does well and then says cringe shit

Im sorry but chris has go away heat now

>liberals demnd more nigs on their fake fighting show
why don't they take some poor niggers off the street and provide them food and shelter? give them an allowance?

>FUCK KENNY OMEGA AND SAKURA MIKO-SAN

What did OP mean by this?

die you disgusting fat fuck

>Team Meeting
Not even a scooter race.

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>dumbass drone first to cry
like clockwork

"The Influencer" Chris Jericho

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNY WE MISS YOU! SAVE US FROM THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE OF AN ERA PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The FTW Championship shouldn't be a thing. It sucks.

>main event starting now

Are they really gonna make old man Punk go 40 minutes?

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oh no this is gonna be a fucking borefest

>45 minute main event

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I'm not even going to watch the world title match. Lance sucks, this title run sucks so far.

Time for another time limit draw

based jew

I wish we could go back to August 2021. :(
it was such a great time

Main event starting already? With 45 min. left?

Hangman/Archer has zero heat

will it be an underrun?

Y2j staying relevant and hip as only he can do

GIVE MJF YOUR ENERGY BROS
MAKE HIM DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

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But it's 45 minutes left...

Post yfw Punk gets booed in Chicago tonight

I hate edrones and I hate companies that bow down to people like Bix. Fuck you.

45 mins of Gassed Cuck Man Punk... Oh god.

>Match ALREADY
What the fuck. Can Punk even go 45 minutes?

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I haven't gone 40 minutes since high school

Oh Jesus this is going to suck if it goes 40 minutes.

How many minutes before Punk gasses out?

these non title matches have a 30 min time limit. should end 5 min before the show goes off air

JR sucks

Calling it now: FTR interfere in the match and The Briscoes take out FTR

either match goes long or a debut/another angle develops

He's not the i want to get gassed tbqhwy

based

Announcer said TV time remaining

5 mins... 10 max

TAKE IT ALL JEW! TAKE EVERYTHING!

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its tv time remaining

Punk isn't going to get that big a pop, this crowd has been dead all night

That rampage line up looks like dog shit

>and we are lie
What did good ol JR mean by this?

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i thought they learned from the Hangman-Danielson match that they should do the long matches first

if this ends in a draw i'm never watching again

Ayyyy! Nice one!

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>Calling it now: FTR interfere in the match and The Briscoes take out FTR
this

>Dying Light 2
>Supplied bugged to the fucking moon to reviewers
>day one update to fix 1000+ bugs
>another update to fix over 1000 "coming soon"

yeeeesh.

>Mfw this ends in a draw

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Fauci was praying to God that covid shit didn't spread because he funded it and the incompetent chinks leaked it. He's been coping and backtracking every since

They usually have a 20 minute limit for non-title, 60 for title. Not sure why this is different.

>TLD

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Anyone spot the Restore The Snyderverse Sign in the crowd earlier?
Pretty Based.

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>ANd this match is set for a 42 minute time limit!

>giving my energy to a jew
Nah they siphon off enough already I'm not giving away more for free

fucking finally

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Rate my ‘burg

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LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
IT'S MY FUCKING POTPIE, KITTY

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So! Any surprise debuts tonight? There's 45 minutes left in the show.

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>Briscoes
stop. those hillbillies arent coming to the big leagues

There's no way this match goes right to the end, right?

are shekels ok too?

kek i always pop for this post

My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
SHINING FINNER!

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Yeah we're supposed to get a debut tonight and one hasn't happened yet.

No, the conventional understanding of sarscov2 at the time was that it spread via droplets, not aerosols. It was with later research that it became apparently it was in fact aerosols.

Briscoes and Shane O'Mac

Even the crowd is dead for Cuck Man

literally no pop and cringy singing lol

>YOU'RE GONNA SEE A NEW ADAM COLE
>THAT'S WHY I'M WRESTLING A JOBBER ON RAMPAGE
what did he mean by this?

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I'd be pleasantly surprised with a mention of a Jamie match on Rampage or next week's Dynamite.

>barely a pop

BASED. Fuck CM Punk and fuck this company.

fuck no. punk doesnt have it in him to go that long and it wont go time limit either so yea. maybe some shenanigans

I thought Punk vs MJF was the main event? There's over 40 minutes left

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Can't wait for Brian Kendrick's match.

ITS THE CULT OF SNEED'S FEED AND SEED

Are you deaf?

Yeah Keith Lee is showing up

weak looking bun, user 6/10

im done with them beaners

Will this match be dimes or dimeless?

>Cuck vs Kike
We can't win bros

Did CM punk influence Tony Khan's decision to withdraw Brian Kendrick

absolutely no way punk agreed to taking the pin tonight

>Even the crowd is dead for Cuck Man
>literally no pop and cringy singing lol

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it's time

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TIME
LIMIT
DRAW

Even then, a surprise debut takes what? Five minutes tops? You're still asking Punk and MJF to go like 35 minutes.

>punk match
complete shit

we're getting 30+5 tonight, Punk or MJF will ask for 5 more minutes.

Cole vs Page

>Black History Month
>Keith Lee
I'll buy it

Was just watching interracial porn while Dynamite went to commercial and realized what a meme I am

No reaction for this homophobic faggot

quit seething bitchtits

greetings and saludations AEW

spot the difference almost impossible

You do realize that there would be 50% less AEW gamethreads if they weren't jampacked full of hate-watching e-drones?

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>Briscoes
Yo, if FTR does a run-in and Dem Boys show up I'm going to lose my shit.

Unless Kip's put on some muscle and new gear under that box of his, he can fuck back off.

>Was just watching interracial porn
YOu'll finna know it!

the horn section from this is now sold on a music licensing bundle used by commercials. it made me almost turn off the goddamn road when I heard it one day randomly to sell dressers.

Guys what happened to Brian Kendrick I thought he was supposed to be on tonight?

mjf with yankee pinstripe trunks?

COME ON, PUNK
BEAT UP MANLET JEWISH FAGGOT

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CRINGE

Reba is a good friend

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Crowd waking up a bit finally

THE POWER TO CHANGE THE WORLD
THE BEST THERE WAS, IS, AND EVERY WILL BE
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN
SHOOT TO THE STARS AND BECOME GOD

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Popeye bullshit lmao

Why is this being broadcast in 15fps? I can't watch this.

I hate both companies but I lean towards AEW because it's hotter

>bitchtits
he's an e-drone, dummy

Unfortunately, TK handed Bix the book.

kip's box head and ec3's 'muh narrative' are the most negative dimes gimmick in wrestling

Madi should join Britt's stable

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>GUYS I'M AT 5 THREADS, SOMEONE ELSE DO THE THREADS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW

>GUYS I'M AT 5 THREADS, SOMEONE ELSE DO THE THREADS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW

>GUYS I'M AT 5 THREADS, SOMEONE ELSE DO THE THREADS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW

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won't really agree, but it's telling when WWE threads don't get all that many threads. Less people hate post in those threads by far.

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No Count Outs?

>cancel based Man with a Plan
>bring in Keith Lee
I don't think I could take it if Keith Lee showed up, I would be shoot fucking pissed

Is there a kayfabe reason why her head is so hard?

Bray Wyatt debuts tonight

Is MJF the Bix-insert tonight?

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>Ref is following them
Why? This is not falls count anywhere.

Based MJF with the pinstripe gear

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Bret Hart and Steve Austin WHO?

RIGHT IN THE PERENIUM

>fighting in the crowd during a hecking pandemic
I hate these chuds.

Refs discretion. I mean seriously who wants a big match to end in a DQ or count out?

So I shouldn't trust the science?

got you senpai

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he really wants to she this great match whats the problem here?

Black
Ass
Matters

RULES ARE RULES

I hate white people like MJF

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Based jew fan encouraging MJF

nah he's you now lol congrats bitchtits

MJF almost pulled Punks tights down on that slma

bix reddit and twitterfags cancelling based kendrick really killed my mood tonight

wrestling is fake

>expecting a wrestling match
>they immediately go into the crowd to fight

I'll be surprised if Cornette defends this shit

And it's long been established in AEW that the referee's have the discretion to not strictly enforce them

I'm glad AEW refs aren't drones

nearly had a wardrobe malfunction

Punk huffing and puffing already

Punk almost had a dick slip

Hate white people "Like MJF" as in MJF is white and you hate him or as in hate them the way that Hooknose tribe member does?

I'm bitchtits now? ok, let's try this out

sup ojama, stop shoving wrestling figures up your ass

Me too user. Those kinda white people are the worst

>stream keeps pausing
what happened to the /woo/ stream?

thin skinned faggot

That's the opposite of what I said. You should keep up to date with current recommendations, and the process of changing the recommendations is "the science"

I have faith he won't. This is awful. MJF has zero heat on him

This doesn't have the violence or intensity that I was expecting LMAO

But then again, I remember Cody vs MJF after MJF whipped Cody, and that shit was like a basic traditional wrestling match.

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Maxbros... I'm not feeling so good.

>no u
no u

me too bayonetta me too

lol.
Stop stanning vanilla midgets.
It's punk vs MJF Kino in ring time.

bros please stop posting ass, im trying not to COOM

but seriously a picture of page van zants butt hole would push me over the edge and work me into a twitching, throbbing, rock hard, pulsating, premature, explosive, YELLOWY shoot.

So are all the trannies you fap too but you still enjoy it

punk injured?

Bros I love pussy but MJF's ass is unreal

I got here late and I just found out what happened to Brian Kendrick did he really get unbooked because of comments he made years ago?

just selling

>MJf has zero heat on him
Are you deaf or are you watching a different match?

no ur just gettin worked

I really don't get CM Punk's popularity, I didn't watch WWE when he was there, what is so special about this guy?

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hello 14yo

yep and it ruined the entire show

Kip Sabian is in the crowd

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Godamn they need to take Jr and schiavone behind the woodshed and shoot them. They stink

>IP count didn't go up
slide post

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>all this time left
Anyone else feel like theres gonna be a huge post-match angle with a debut? Windham finally, maybe?

>stanning
wat, I don't speak zoomer

Good end: it was afwm

punk is hurt. fuck.

Yea but we got Wheeler Yuta instead so now I love the jews

TIME
LIMIT
DRAW

So what they say about the vaccines now is probably going to change? Here's something that isn't going to change: Pfizer sponsors CNN
>forget what Fauci said in Feb 2020 he wasn't right
>sperg out and try to cancel Joe Rogan if he has a guest that doesn't trust him in Feb 2022

kek what a mark

i wanna shoot heem bix bros

>I don't know why someone is popular
>oh yeah, I didn't watch
well duh, maybe you should watch

dude has ass for days.

Gonna need sauce on that please.

I'm tired of waiting. Hurry up and do something

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Yeah MJF is def einning
Bros

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I do feel a Punk loss coming.. good heat for MJF in Chicago

Stop dickriding kendrick. He was a midcarder at best.

Reminder Ospreay is showing up tonight

There was not a single attractive woman on tonight's AEW... Khan Man wanted a Sausage Fest.

You want someone to watch WWE?

>inb4 wardlow and spears interference

They're having to pace themselves because they've been asked to go so long.

Way too many people in the crowd looking like this lads.

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>OR WILL THE RAT WIN IT ALL?
Very appropriate ad for a MJF match

If we spend the money on treatment research that we spent on those fucking useless vaccines this shit would be already over

can you chuds go even 5 posts without spouting racial epithets or making antisemitic remarks?

So this ends in some shenanigans with a rematch at Revolution right

Punk got over through his heel promos in WWE

Owen Hart is going to show up
My cousin does landscaping for Tony Kawn

Is Kip Sabian being ringside part of a debut / angle coming?

My guess is Kip is interfering

He was always one of those indie darlings that smarks loved but he got over big time after the pipe bomb promo and his whole anti WWE establishment shtick. Held the title for like 260 days or something.

We had Nyla Rose’

nigger

Cuck Man is already gassed and it's only been 10 mins. No way in hell he is going another 30

No you betacuck double nigger and you and your kike masters can go fuck a Chinese tranny

But why? Who cares about Kip?

MJF IS GOING OVER BROS
OUR FAVORITE JEW IS GOING OVER

90% of of the Chicago area is a leftist shithole/ghetto

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GO BACK

Worked

He's been in the crowds for like a month now

2014 was the last time WWE was decent

maybe 5 people
kek

>Kip Sabian is the guy with the box over his head
I thought that was just a mark trying to get himself over. Oh wait it is.

Bodyslam city, bitch

REF? HELLO?

How was his debut?

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Who hit MJF?

That's every wrestling show in the US

That's highly unlikely. You're comparing a vaccine made using a well known technology, which had spent basically a year in trials, to figuring out the mechanism of a new virus. And let's not even talk about that fucking.
>I was part of the team that penned 2 papers on some papers thus I made this.

They are spending vast sums of money on treatment research, it's had reasonably good results.