It's Wednesday and you know what that means!
TONIGHT:
>CM Punk vs MJF for THE FIRST TIME EVER
>Nyla Rose vs Ruby SOOOHOOOO
>Malakai Black & Brody King vs. PAC & Penta El Zero Miedo
Jon Moxley vs THE Wheeler Yuta
+ More to be announced!
FUCK E-DRONES.
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FUCK AEW. FUCK KNEELERS
This shit is putting me to sleep
please end this match
>This shit is putting me to sleep
I think AEW should force a lot of their wrestlers to work indie dates. THey aren't going to get the necessary experience even if they had 52 matches a year
BLACK KANGZ FOR TAG CHAMPZ
>FUCK E-DRONES.
based
Don't tell me Cuck Man and MJF is going to go an hour?
Riddle me this: How are MtF swimmers wrecking natural women yet a MtF wrestler cannot do the same to female wrestlers?
>Caring about Le Brian Kendrick
how do I wipe my ass properly
time to go smoke a bowl.
You shitters told me 2 weeks ago that The Briscoes were going to debut last week, where are they?
What purpose does Vicki Gurerro serve?
Fuck GayEW
FUCK BIXENspawn CALL CONRAD'S MORTGAGE SCAM BUSINESS AND DEMAND HE FIRE BIXENSPAN
Kendrick shall not go quietly into the night. Pay attention to the Japan scene.
THATS A MAN
with fighting spirit
Nyla should do a reverse stink face and rub her cock in people's faces
don't be silly
another spam thread huh aewtists
Imagine supporting a company that bends the knee to a slobbering pants shitting fucking retard
>This match going to fucking commercial
are they trying to KILL THE CROWD
>zoomer called Lars some old dude in last thread
to make your goblin loving ass SEETH
well in this case Ruby has the crowd behind her, which gives her a certain advantage
WHO THE FUCK IS BIX?
Doesn't sound as bad as Nyla Rose
>making another Uncharted movie
wut
just don't wipe
Staying the fuck away from this tranny circus?
back to front
based JR talking about Boardwalk Empire
Maybe Shida can get some more joshi while she's in Japan so we don't have to see more Nyla or Ruby
Nyla rubbing his penis on Ruby
>another
Nigga this is the first
That Uncharted movie looks like a joke trailer, like ppl can't seriously think that shit looks good, right?
Another?
use a bidet
The new Ojama
The crowd was dead at the start of the show, the only time they gave a damn was shitting on and getting Brandi worked.
Holy freaking bizased
Niggers are important yall
that IP has to be milked one way or another
put Uncharted on PC cucks
Non faggot Gamethread. If you want to make a stand and not bend the knee to Squared Circle or Pants Shitting Retard you will use this gamethread instead:
FUCK BIX. FUCK TONY FOR BENDING THE KNEE
Someone please post the Conrad copy pasta
Where is Big Swole? Khan finna be canceled for racsims
>garbage human being gets the axe
>other garbage human beings try to ruin it for everybody else
gee I wonder why nobody likes rightoids
vince mcmahon just fired his only son because of internet feedback
Who will CAWdy bury next, bros?
kek
So that twerp that plays Spider-Man is gonna just play Spider-Man in a million movies now?
Do you support black women owned bussines?
I'm with you but sometimes I think it's better I not go down that rabbit hole. Last time I did I learned about VTubers.
Please end this fucking match already
If there was ever an argument that AEW should just overhaul the women's division and bring in like 30 Joshis, this match is it. Could you imagine if we had Maika vs Io Shirai or Saori vs Pom instead of this dogshit?
The crowd would be white-hot for Japanese cutie pies suplexing each other.
>OW THIS BITCH JUST HIT ME IN THE DICK
Wow can't believe the mic picked that up
>Tom Holland as Nathan Drake
Yeah. This makes sense
That's how Hollywood works man
The only Joshi who would get close to Britt Baker over is Julia, and she can't even speak American.
>Brandons dick all over Ruby's shoulder
uncharted 4 and lost legacy are, just recently
Girl on Cinema
They should for a partnership with a promotion honestly
She looked like a fucking clown
>mic gets fired
>gamethread
>uses derogatory image of tony khan
go back to scjerk
Her tits are so big it actually cancels out the BOOBA
this is way better than their tournament match
Bix is a leftoid though? Literally nobody at my college likes leftoids that want everything to be locked down and sanitized.
Did Nyla chopped off his dick already?
>cmon bam i gott work in the mornin
>bam stap ya fathers gotta work in the mornin
>you will never make a behind the scenes documentary of the mating habits of the endangered Ruby Soho and watch her gyrating mating dance fail to work on any of the wrestlers backstage to then follow her to the shower room where she disrobes revealing her small cutlets as her hand goes to town flicking her bean that ends in a ear piercing shriek climax as her crooked teeth gnash together while her beak and vagina pulsate in unison
wtf was that
good point
Hopefully Tony Nese. That guy has been an awful signing
Aubrey makes this already horrible match even worse.
Aubrey is retarded as fuck and even uglier
lol no shit? my bad thats on me
fucking hell, that tummy
I've had a personal theory that Vicky's shrieks are coded reminders about how much time they have left in the match and spot calling.
Yes, I order takeout from a caribbean restaurant owned by a black woman once a week
Nyla is still fully equipped
>not on TV every week
>HE'S FUCKING AWFUL
you're a joke
"Ms." Rose should avoid lying down spread eagle
based bix
END THIS MATCH. TAKE IT HOME
Alright Ruby and Co. wrap it up already.
Think about how much kids will hate leftists after they spent their whole childhood in masks and not be allowed to go to parties or restaurants for most of it
Great job as ever cunt ref. Make sure you do the count EXACTLY where the heel manager is interfering so it's impossible for you not to see.
BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA!
WWE btfo
I would love to fuck Vicky. I'd be eskimo brothers with Eddie.
VIVA LA RAZA
Was that a botch
lmfao what the fuck was that
>>you will never make a behind the scenes documentary of the mating habits of the endangered Ruby Soho
I fucking died at this sentence alone bro. Amazing job as always.
wasn't a botch
based take - very possible
kek
Wouldn't be a proper Dynamite thread without this, god bless.
kek what a tranny fed
Ruby botcho
>Moves the leg
>Not even touching the rope
>Ref stops counting
This is beyond stupid. This is insulting to the audience's intelligence.
Based
Fuck Ruby she's a shitter
BIOLOGICAL FEMALES
BTFO
Glad it's fucking over ffs
>watch a man beat up a woman
Wow so progressive!
Was Vickie supposed to interfere?
>400lb senton on a 100lb girls back
this company really is fucking retarded I guess
>A tranny won
That's literally why referees are there you dopes.
no idea what was supposed to happen there. this match was also pointless
Based Brandon flexing his right to beat women
NOT THE SNOW
it was women's wrestling so yes
Somebody get Jungle Boy a coat
BILLY GUNN JUST TURNED HEEL ON PAUL WIGHT
Young leftists can't even leave their houses to work of course they love lockdowns and everybody being as miserable as them
The Tag Team Champions jobbing to the Fucking Gunn Club. KEK
ITS FUCKIN COLD
FUCKING SNOW
about to have a bizzare fap but a fap nonetheless
WHAT'S JUNGLE BOY DOING IN THE SNOW ZONE?
and how'd they know??
hey that hotel's real close
> YOU SUCH A BITCH
JR is dying bros
BASED CHRISTIAN
JR dying..... again
Holy fuck it's fucking freezing out there
I bet Cuckman Phil asked for his match to be the main event despite him having the option of benefit hismelf with the Big Bang Theory lead in.
What a fucking mark.
The more I see of CM Punk, the more I hate that fucking faggot.
Ya'll don't wanna mess with the ass boys
Gunn Club is over with me
Damn, I missed the botch because I walked away from my screen not wanting to see a Nyla match
>ITS A JUNGLE NESSESITY
got me dying
Are you going to post this in every thread?
This JR nigga thinking he Snoop Dog, lmao.
you can just tell he's tired of all this bullshit
Aight fuck it bring em in
This episode feels like RAW
>christian
1M confirm...
>Hagman promo
nevermind
The worst AEW champion so far, nowhere to be seen
Vicky was supposed to put Nyla's leg on the rope. Maybe she has Alzheimer's (early onset)
>Kicking his ass and throwing him into the snow
WRESTLING NEEDS TO DO THIS SHIT MORE
HEY MOMBO
MOMBO ITALIANO
JRbros... not like this.
It wouldn't make sense to end with Danielson's promo
Gunn Club are just high school jock bullies and it's dimes
Bird missed an enziguri on the tribal chief who was sitting on the cornbuckle
I meant more in a "time for the plancha" way. Things can happen! People forget. I just needed a way to explain the shrieking when my ears bleed.
Just got here what did I miss?
Sup peepschizo
Look at their ears
Baked trannies trying to appear smart by claiming it wasn't a botch rofl The absolute fucking state of these marks
Cowboy shizzle, my nigger
IF PUNK WINS WE RIOT
Why can't only cute women wrestle?
kek, the fuck they are, they're only there to bear a resemblance to the referees from the territories, AEWs are fucking awful even compared to WWEs
They're what the varsity blondes should've been
>did it 2 times
>so mad he remembers it from the last one and takes the time to post
I will now chud
Imagine bitching about a tranny and then you post one
>m&m's album art packs
But why?
>if you eat this calzone could you be batman
unless it killed my parents and left me a fortune I thinks not Tyrell. I thinks not.
u wot?
MFJ
MFJ
MFJ
MFJ
hangman sucks so bad
how is he champion what a dumb show
So Hangman vs archer at revolution then?
>Danielson wants Mox to join the nWo
>Adam Cole is feuding with Dark Order
>Aubrey is a bigger moron than previously thought
it wasn't a botch though
> That is SO FALSE
What a gay man
>weak pop for hangman
KWAB
Kendrick could really use Reputation Defender
who is this sexy woman?
Started off dimes with a possible Mox and Bryan team up
Nothing worth watching since
sauce?
Bump
It's keeping him alive you retard.
The only fun thing about the baked chat is to spam gifs. Talking is pointless there
I want the tag title match at Revolution to be Darby & Sting vs. Jungle & Christian.
Someone injure the dinosaur so it can happen
AH yes Tesla driving cowboy
They will be taught that they have always been under lockdown there has always been one party and the Peoples Democratic party created the country. I mean seriously have you ever talked to black people that fully believe that Republicans were the slave owners and that Democrats ended Jim Crow instead of starting it and founding the KKK? All you need is a couple generations to re-write history and the present one cant even agree what bathroom to us
MILLENIAL KEK WANGMAN
Fuck, I really don't want MJF and Punk to end in a draw but you just know they will so they can have a rematch at Revolution
I can't imagine a world where that's a PPV match
He stopped wearing faggy shirts
PISS BREAK
>hangman sucks so bad
>how is he champion what a dumb show
> No pop for the champion
Kek
Cowgirl Shit... Cowgirl Shit
nerve status: HIT
>no pop
kek his reign is already dead
YIKES
jews bringing slaves to america was a giant mistake
God this crowd sucks
>no reaction
Fuck. He apologized. Fucking hate this bullshit situation all around.
>getting booed already
Good, quick, decisive action taken by Tony here. Antisemitism has no place anywhere, and it was going to be especially untenable in a company with a prominent Jewish star like MJF.
>Time limit draw
>Again
Fuck this company
thanks to Bix
You should watch the Danielson / Mox segment. Dimes promo and absolutely dimes storyline starting.
youtu.be
>Billy Gunn segment
>vicky's reaction
KWAB
TONY-SAN
I KNEEL
she was nowhere near her, not a botch
twitter.com
nigga's tweeting in the middle of the fucking show
Is that the tranny with the manly screech?
Man, it looks like a modern day Rome.
see
kek are you fucking blind you absolute retard?
>those boos
KWAB
Based Hangchad
81 Days... I was carried Twice because I'm a shitter, but I'm champion. Noone has anything for me because I'm COWGIRL SHIT
It's literally what made the country economically powerful.
???
>Hangman getting boos
page already losing fans
>can't even get an in sync Cowboy Shit chant going
Yikes what happened to Chicago
domino presley?
They shouldn't be double dipping Dan
>SHUT UP LITTLE BOY
same user. these cancel faggots only seem to care when its someone jumping to AEW, they never cause a fuss when they're in WWE
Based Lambert feuding with everyone
>Jake almost dying
>shitty tattoos
every fucking time
the champ is midcard
also
>sturdy ass
based Jake keeping this fake ass cowboy from running his mouth.
Nah
Daisy Taylor has a manlier voice than Domino.
Would still smash both.
>Nooooo you can't just make the sane decision and apologise for old comments you may not agree with anymore, or you may, but you'd rather not risk being poison to your employer.
wtf did he said? worse than vince
they have the Snake there. Why is lambert there
Stop posting gifs of mentally ill men though.
Jake's gonna need the Oxygen
Jake is fucking dimes.
dont understand why Dan is needed if Jake is there
Cowboy is such a shitter
MY NIGGA THE SNAKE
PXWR-02
You trannies watch this every week? ohnonono
AEW needs Omega.
I mean he has to if he wants to preserve his career. I'm sure these recent event have reinforced his beliefs if anything.
what a pathetic bitch
imagine believing these blue haired trannys actually have harm from bullshit you said years ago? they just want someone jobless and sad like them
BASED SNAKE
she wasnt anywhere near her. the end of the match was literally a swanton which was set up by Ruby missing
>crowd "What?"-ing Jake
Fuck Shitcago
Welcome to SOMETHING TO WRESTLE WITH
with BRUCE PRITCHARDDDD
Yeah
jake saves the day
Jake can't get out a full sentence without weezing
Bro are you out of your mind? You aren't seriously this big of a mark are you?
Jake needs to step away. The guy sounds like he could collapse and die any second.
Cowgirl Shit getting mogged by Archer now
>Miss me yet, anons?
never has the World title felt less important than it does right now
>page getting booed
>page getting mogged on the mic
>page getting thrown through a table
Im supposed to cheer for this geek?
kek what a cuckold knee bending BITCH
>It's literally what made the country economically powerful.
lol "on the backs of slaves waaa"
take a knee, dork
got that yellow fever from the murder bird
please save us