>I hear you, I hear the boos, and negative comments
>But then when I step in this ring, all of a sudden, I'm your new favorite superstar.
>And you all wanna tune in, to the Von Wagner watch party, because you wanna see who Im about to tune out next.
I hear you, I hear the boos, and negative comments
The Von Wagner watch party is tonight and i’m hyped
For a guy with a Neanderthal skull, he sure has small feminine hands.
Based won vagner
The hands of an artist, the body of an athlete, the head of a warrior, and the heart of a lion. That's Von Wagner.
holy dimes
based twinkchad
All I see is dimes
He's got the voice of a fucking Buzzfeed writer
actually based
>>But then when I step in this ring, all of a sudden, I'm your new favorite superstar.
I've heard this promo dozens of times and I don't understand where he gets this headcanon from
Kek
Ngl thats a pretty decent cope for him
>Von Wagner comes out the ring
>Evolution theme starts playing
>They land the chopper on his forehead
based
kek
>Von FAGner
Unironically why not go full caveman like Barbaro Cavernario from CMLL? Wasn't NXT 2.0 be the place for over the top gimmicks? I don't want to see niggas in suit jackets in my wrestling shows, ever.
Agreed
Small hands=small dicks 90% of the time.
No one does.