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nice dead trees and ominous too-large orb centerpiece
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Dude there is already a Earth 2.0, it's a shitty cryptobro game that has managed to use FOMO to fleece retards out of millions buying slots on a map. >It's totally going to be like the matrix.
Guess it's not the second comming you where hopeing for but here we are..
Some critics of Earth 1.6 ™ have stated that the actions of some of the administrators (Elohim) had been unfair, or had "abused administrator privileges".
We can guarantee you as the customer, that these allegations are FALSE. They are merely demonizing our PERFECT!™ company as they know they cannot compete.
So join us, why not friend? Do we not come before you bearing wondrous gifts?
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Oh friend, there will be a "second coming", just not in the way that even I can understand! I expect something beyond horrific to transpire but who knows! There is a 45 pistol against my temple he just left somebody please fucking help me