Living in the middle of nowhere

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no jobs

Fuck off, we're full

I don’t want to drive 40 minutes to the nearest supermarket.

NO BECAUSE

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

i do, my driveway is literally 3/4ths of a mile long

Humans are social animals

Because you need to socialize and reproduce if you want to have a good life. Well some choose to not reproduce but I find a bit counterproductive.

NGMI

i'm in northern Minnesota north of Winnie, i have bears in my yard, i don't have to wear clothes at home, i can actually shoot off all my guns buck naked and nobody can hear me

over 175 acres of pure bliss

You're not going to get a woman to agree to live with you in the middle of nowhere.

This is a cope.
Humans aren't as "social" as most think.
We are ultimately tribal-minded people. The only people that you should EVER have contact with are those whom are a part of your clan/family.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of illegal immigration, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite LEGAL DRAMAS. you should totally come on down to my island or as I call it my "vineyard", it's got TONS OF AGENCIES INTERESTED IN DEPORTATION AND CONTAINMENT OF ILLEGAL ALIENS and everything, we can do a few rounds of this killer twquila I scored and get crazy planning our next forearm tattoos of a BLM fist! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA try out this excuse making- listen here, right, it's gaslighting where us ESG MONGERS who do HUMAN TRAFFICKING can be HYPOCRITES. BUT!!!! it's also got a salty edge like this is wrong when WE get beaned, so we can get an awesome SEETHE going, without dumb governors trying to make a point. speaking of which MICHAE - I MEAN MICHELLE and i have finally agreed to ethical non-monogamy- literally -we're both getting banged by a stranger off grindr, that way we can explore our sexualities and our POLYAMORY. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna do another key bump and then practice my bath house pickup lines in Spanish

that's what he said fucktard
my clan doesn't live in the middle of nowhere or it wouldn't be the middle of nowhere

Wrong.

Feel free to prove me wrong

>my clan doesn't live in the middle of nowhere or it wouldn't be the middle of nowhere
Are you retarded?
Learn what population density is before replying to my posts, nigger

How are you going to convince your family to live in
>the middle of a fucking nowhere

Unironically, did the country lif for a few years, honestly it just gets fucking boring, even if ya have money and food and so on just tryn keep yourself busy with farming potatoes or whatever.

Rural people aren't also necessarily more based or whatever, 9/10s you'll be taking about mundane tasks or farming/weather, unironically. Atleast in the city ya can go get a big McGoySlob whenever or go to the gym or the bar to talk to some women or find social groups and sports clubs, in a town ya kinda limited to your old boomer neighborhoods if ya close enough to have neighbors

reading comprehension, work on it

Your woman doesn't get a say where you live. If she has any objections she can GTFO. Simple as.

if you get acutely ill, you're fucked.

don't have the money or skills

>thinks middle of nowhere means unpopulated
>If I live in the middle of nowhere then it's not the middle of nowhere
You're a dumbass.

yeah but then you have to deal with other Minnesotans, I'd rather eat a bullet

That's not how it works bros.
Women will do what other women tell them to do. They will choose a community over other things every time.

I already have, just have to make the logistics work.

Bugman.

no i don't, that's what the lye pit's for

My girlfriend and I are doing exactly this. We're going to own a home and want enough land to grow most of our own food and far enough out that we can avoid the 'demographic shift' and its repurcussions. We've been together a decade and her politics match mine just about exactly these days.
In b4 marry her, where's the kids, you can't farm. We're working on kids right now, that's my criteria for marriage and we already grow a third of our food in the rental property we have, but there's space and freedom limitations because rental.

You can make it arbitrarily high/low with just a single group of people, it's not a real measure of anything

I won't live somewhere that doesn't have at least a Walmart within 2 hrs. You can buy big freezers and whatever, store food so you don't have to make the trip more than once a month. But fuck middle of nowhere places like nowhere Nevada/New Mexico/Texas. Remote jobs exist, but you can't make them work without consistent internet and satellite/cellular sucks in those areas.

kek, I lived in Minneapolis for a bit. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

Then fuck em. Just live alone.
No woman is worth having (((community)))

Well not all women are the same I suppose

>I won't live somewhere that doesn't have at least a Walmart within 2 hrs.
Fair 2 hours is plenty isolated.
Even 40 mins is ok.
>Remote jobs exist, but you can't make them work without consistent internet and satellite/cellular sucks in those areas.
One word: Starlink.

"the middle of nowhere" is not a metaphor for a populated place.
are you not educated enough or imaginative enough to know the difference between homesteading in the middle of nowhere and settling in a lightly populated rural location as part of a group?
you made a simple mistake, there's no need to triple down on it, user. nobody will know who you are in the next thread.

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No young pussy and gossiping old women, jealous yokels. Boring and a 30 minute drive to the store minimum.

No next day Amazon Prime delivery

Lol I remember seeing this on the news

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We don't really have middle of nowheres here in the NL. Nor do we have big cities, its just this endless grassland intertwined with tiny little bits of somewhere.

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My girlfriend hates most women. Fucking loathes the things and only manages to get along with the wife in a couple we're friends with. That wife, decently social, but still found that commraderie in a town that's 5 minutes drive from zero cellphone signal and full of forest.
I'm my youth I've known hyper social whores, a near perfect nerdy girl that was incredibly low maintenance in that respect due to bullying, and a slew of other's around the spectrum. Women vary, and I'd never tolerate the concept of sharing my life with the standard hyper socialised performative timebomb you describe.

I'm from the middle of nowhere and miss it. Unfortunately there are no good jobs there. I'm not going to move back and end up killing myself because I don't want to work 60 hours a week at a fucking bentonite plant

Lol I read this reply after having already sent this fucking rant.
I will say there's all sorts of women that would be formable and amenable to country life who also would never move there on their own volition because it's a risk and they need a risk taker to direct them. I also have no idea what dating outside of the suburbs or city is like.

Whats the most middle of nowhere you can get in the US if we exclude Alaska?

There's some towns in Florida that are centered around a prison. And that's it, that's the only job in town. Prison guard.

Who the fuck wants to talk to women and go to a sports bar?
Ngmi big guy.

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means you have no soul.

The d*tch truly are the niggers of Europe

asking to get waco'd or ruby ridge'd