Sorry, brothers. I love America, and I wish white people well, but I have way more in common with the Mexibros here in Arizona. I call em aunt and uncle, brother and sister like we do back home, and they immediately warm to me like familia. You end your sentences in Tio and Tia to anyone older than you, and it's as if you unlocked the whole entire love of a nation. I cannot say the same for white people, who treat everyone as a stranger.
I already got Mexican girls congregating trying to groom me into their harem, it's all gravy. I'm on the reconquista side now brothers. No offense, I wish the whites well.
Hawaiibro moved to Southwest and making good with the Mexicans
Xavier Johnson
Eli Price
You're just lucky we didn't wipe your entire race out. It would've been easy. You're welcome.
Cooper Kelly
You're all Asians.
Charles Diaz
All fun and games until you cross the wrong Latina, accident or not.
Connor Kelly
Hawaii bros eh? where's theoutside adrenochrome distillation setup???
Julian Long
Bro I literally went to the high school across the street from that Bishop estate distillery implicated in Pizza Gate. AMA.
Zachary Ramirez
Are you brown? Why would you ever want to be around white people?
Jordan Torres
ok if you are serious who is biff skipman? if you don't know, no worries enjoy your evening and move on don't bother responding
Mason Martinez
I'm serious, but I know no biff, never seen him in town. Although hard to actually say because he looks like the vaguely tanned California haole weirdo who is carbon copied ad infinitum in the islands. He doesn't stand out.
Adrian Hughes
its cool dude biff was the mr. potatohead facebook profile that got the whole hawaii ball rollin thanks for your honesty and candor carryon