How do I move to Norway?

Jannies, I am wanted by the Bong Constabulary for holding an egg near the King and must flee Bongland therefore this is political.

Anons, I confess. I hate England. It use to snow here regularly in the colder months, but now I’m lucky to see the ground covered.

How does this sound?

> Become a first generation immigrant, move to Norway.
> Find a town or rural area where I can use my skills
> Devote myself the local community, prove I’m useful and worth taking in
> Learn their language, customs, and adopt them entirely

What are my odds of success, anons? Can I do it? I want to wade through the snow with a hound again.

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I laughed.

Wtf, that's the map from Battlefield 5

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If you have shitskin should be easy.

Youre gonna need eu citizenship. Since youre a bong you probably have an Irish grandparent since most bongs are part Irish in denial. Us that to get Irish citizenship then get a job there. Once you have permanent residency then get autismbux.

I’m autistic, I know. But maybe if I shovel enough snow they’ll overlook my retardation?

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If you are white move to south brazil, with your bong monys I will show you how to ranch cattle and prosper

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No niggers my fren, i was there in 2012 and i could't spot a single shitskin nor nigger. Just lovely and kind people

Wtf, you actually played battlefield v?