STOCK MARKET CRASH 8-9% TOMORROW

GIVE ME ALL YOUR ENERGY

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Never going to happen. We will NEVER have that big of a drop in one day again. EVER

/SMG/ here. Futures mean nothing right now. This is unironically a nothing burger. I wouldn't be surprised if the market goes down. But you had a 50/50 chance of being right anyways.

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two weeks

Yeah I checked DOW futures it says -1% not 9% it's going to be a slow painful decline not a SHARP BRUTAL ONE see we are going to the same place OP but the goys can never be upset about it, we gotta boil the frog slowly.

T. Private Banker for major bank

Broke: predicting the crash
Woke: executing public and private officials to induce a crash

Russia will pull out of Ukraine and stocks will shoot to the moon. Now is the time to buy.

Futures are a literal nothing burger, it's clear you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

Not to mention, they halt the markets after anything higher than a -5%

Fucking Canadian education

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Just stacking btc, fubo and the tattled chef going to be buying and dollar cost averaging all year

Buy the dips faggots. I see deals for stock. I’m just waiting for the floor to buy.

Push rates higher to fuck over Canadian housing!!! Hold it until they drop!

leaf, why do yo do this?
you doomer fuck. i have seen those futures start way down in after-hours trading and then turn positive by morning. stop fear mongering you dild0

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truth.

I’m buying shinny boomer rocks with every spare dollar, every single week. This shitshow.gov ain’t gonna last. unironically 2-weeks through October’s end. I even doubt the US has an election.

Stay out of crypto. Hold off on DCAing for at least one more month.

Nothing ever happens.

based

Boomer shut up housing needs to come down and we need to build more it’s half the reason everyone is so broke hereZ

You idiots a crash is a great opportunity and it would be the best thing for the younger generations. Make sure to buy assets when they are cheap

Why do Canadians even care? It’s not like it affects you anyways as you guys are too poor to have stock investments. Something about meat and food being about the cost of your salary

Central American invasion !!!?! Rioters
USA has collapsed

DIGITS CONFIRM, A RETART HAS APPEARED. PRAISE KEK

Is it ogre?

Where’s my money hedgefucks?

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>apocalypse occurs
>no power, let alone internet
>go to store with my 3 BTC on a digital wallet
>yes sir, 3 tendies plz
>"that'll be 50 sheckles muh nigga"
>you don't take BTC???
>"sir we don't have a functioning computer"
>nigger in line behinds you shoots you both for taking too long

kek. watch it bounce 1%

Canada should be range banned.

>Just stacking btc, fubo and the tattled chef going to be buying and dollar cost averaging all year

Silver/gold/lead/farmland

Thats all that matters

Pay attention to the debt market, silly goose. If the 10 year yield keeps going up and it does so quickly, then you should panic.

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Soon please.

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Fundamentals never changed
You retards cant shake me off my high dividend bags
High interest rate will barely matter if they will decrease it by 2024.
Seriously Im even questioning the high interest rates when banks are begging me to take some loans at rates lower than pre-pandemic

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So when are Any Forumsbros actually going to do something about the jewish question?

I’ll be buying a month from now too bro
Just a portion of my pay checks go into investments
Good time and bad
Long term investor here beer markets are good though and I keep cash on hand in usd in my tax free savings all the time as well
I believe in bitcoin no other crypto. Just stack 5 percent of my portfolio every month.

>I want the caps lock schizo to leave

Yup, it's over

>I’m buying shinny boomer rocks with every spare dollar, every single week. This shitshow.gov ain’t gonna last. unironically 2-weeks through October’s end. I even doubt the US has an election.

This. I agree.

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not so fast leaf, wait for the opec+ news in about 10 days
>inb4 source

>They halt the market after -5%
For fifteen minutes. Full closure doesn’t happen until -20% in one day

The FED will buy it all.

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On what news?

Big think: China or the US collapsing will crash the other, and will bring down everyone else

No one is insulated from the cancer that is globalism

>apocalypse occurs
>no power, let alone internet
>go to store with my 3 BTC on a digital wallet
>yes sir, 3 tendies plz
>"that'll be 50 sheckles muh nigga"
>you don't take BTC???
>"sir we don't have a functioning computer"
>nigger in line behinds you shoots you both for taking too long

This retard thinks they will take his fiat funny money. We arw going hard currency, one way or another.

It will have to print gobs of money to do so. Tough to continue to pretend you are fighting the inflation that plagues the common man when you print gobs of money directly to prop up the elite class portfolios.

That is how you get Guillotined.

Also /smg/ here. This poster is a faggot.

>stop trigger are at 7%
>will lose 8-9%
Yeah, no. It's literally impossible, trigger will stop anything before.

I mean if you post this every month you’ll be right one day.

I already gave it

>8-9%
what are circuit breakers?

>It will have to print gobs of money to do so. Tough to continue to pretend you are fighting the inflation that plagues the common man when you print gobs of money directly to prop up the elite class portfolios.
>
>That is how you get Guillotined.

They will pivot hard when market crashes. QEinfinity. Dollar falls.

Guillotines come either way, only thing at stake is what who goes where.

oh thank god, digits please save us

How often are futures an accurate indication of market direction the next day this last month? Yeah.

Well yeah basically I forget what the Any Forums prophecy says but yeah we are ending with a whimper not a bang.

No burger given.