Louisiana Parole Board Hearings 9/15 Thread #3

Keeping shutposters out of comfy threads is the objective there.

light skins are dangerous

>Weed
lol

>I got caught up in the wrong crowd again
>I ended up smoking marijuana again and ended up absconding
And you have a pending charge for removing ankle bracelet
>Uh... yes Ma'am

That's a pretty good Apu.

Whitey been keepin a brotha down, man. Them crakkkas planted dat weed on me.

I robbed dat store cuz that weed

He dundid sumthin

>What happened?
>I got caught up with the wrong people in jail.

LMAO

addicted to marijuana
>AKA
sponsibility aint 4 me nigga

>Addicted to marijuana

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spooks brain is on overload trying to form the most simple of sentences.

NAHHHIMMSAYIN

what is with this slang and why do they all use it?

>I'm productive out there in the skreets
Can't make this shit up lol

Chekked hes not getting out

Addicted to marijuana which is legal as tobacco in the majority of the country. Owned a chop shop and likes to cut things.

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This one is ending fast. Revoked incoming.

I dun studied dem programs, massa.

He got rejected from parole before the whole thing started.

I told you faggots weed is addictive

Oh did I understand that wrong? I thought he got caught smoking weed in jail.

obligatory picrel

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stick to dem programs sweaty

DENIED FOR BEING A NIGGER AHAHAHAHA

Yeah he was released before and fail a urine test and cut off his ankle monitor

shieeee do mo ob dem programz doe and u may get out in tweeny yurrs, aight doe?

>Sign up for more (((program$$$)))

this shit is like american idol but without all the annoying singing.

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Failed*

>aight

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06 WILLIAMS, MICHAEL 00598571 W/M 05/30/1981 CPD 04/13/2022
> 5145836 SCHEDULE I HAB
> 2146052 SCHEDULE II
> 213147713 SCHEDULE II
White boy drug dealer

oh gawed ill be in jail too soon for not paying the goytax, this is good priming i guess, AYO HOL UP UUH UUH YA KNO FEEL ME DAWG STRAIGHT UP UH HUH

Last one boys

can you be addicted to marijuana? I work out and work hard when I'm not using it or just use it for the occasional edible to improve an experience. but if i start smoking even a bit, then i wont do anything but smoke every day all day until its all gone

Imagine the HELL of your life in the hands of a jigaboo with authority. Brothers be safe and keep out of trouble. I pray for you!

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It's more convenient when you look at it like that

Trying to hear that nigga complete an actual sentence was grueling.

>when he aint gettin dat parole

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Chick is hot dmamn

How do you find that out? Is there a website?

oh my savannah

heavenly blessed beauty please show bob and velveeta

I'd smash

some say "mo money, mo problems"
not me!
I say
"MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS!"

Finally some average IQ

big ol nose on this southerner

I love white women

Hello

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drug pusher, kill him

It’s the docket, check the parole website.

kek

Gentleman. It is with great remorse I present

Savannah Heindel.

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Yeah.
You can poke around the link in the Youtube stream to find it, or go here and click the bottom link:
webmail.corrections.state.la.us/www/paroleboarddockets.nsf
That shows the dockets by date.

Cute jewfu

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