>Hey pal. Reason I'm making contact is there's been a lot of things going on in the area and we're watching for suspicious activity. Noticed you walking along the street here. Let me see some ID.
Hey pal...
Aiden Moore
Luis Long
Sure officer, here you go *hands over my ID"
Sebastian Moore
Austin Williams
Am I being detained?
If yes, under what suspicion?
if no, cool see ya
Cooper Kelly
you're not supposed to say anything to police
Juan Williams
>Officer I'm clearly in a car.
Hudson Ross
it says here your sex in non-binary. so because that concept is utter bullshit im going to have to ask you to put your hands behind your back
Thomas Campbell
>*takes ID*
>it says Sex: Troon
>*gives it back* "have a nice day Ma'am"
Jack Taylor
Well yes, yes, get back here, you're being detained. I have to figure out why you're out here. This is unusual activity to find wouldn't you say so?
*grabs radio*
>this officer 495, need backup on a suspect who's resisting me.
Anthony Turner
"Thank you. Now hold back here for a minute while I check on some things. You don't have any drugs, or anything I should worry about, do you?"
Brayden Hernandez
>*calls for a K9 while youre not looking*
Christian Collins
"No, sir. I'm on my way to the annual KKK meeting."
Joshua Sanders
>live in small town
>know all cops on a first name basis
>they all know me
>Hey Chuck, whats up
>Not much user, just some city niggers seen around, just keeping an eye out
>I see, well I'll let ya'll know if I see anything, seeya at church on sunday
Levi Bailey
The only thing cops love more than being road pirates and ignoring calls about potentially violent events is sucking dick
Owen Williams
Depends on what state i'm in, if i'm in a no ID state then I say fuck you piggy and call for the supervisor.
Adam Murphy
They arent obligated to call the supervisor for you though, that's a request best made while on their good side.
Levi Perez
>be in UK
>have a (((state)))
No nigger , you're just one city on a tiny island
Isaiah Murphy
I hate the anti-Christ, officer
>At Chudville PD, we do too!
Ryan Bell
Fun fact I like night walks and once I got checked by 4 cops around me in a weird halfcircle and blasting their lights in my face, feusing to identify themself and not givin their information after beeing asked, because playing with an hedghog is supicious.
I'm white btw
Jaxon Hill
No. Am I being detained? no? *flips bird, walks away*
done this before so stfu before you say I wouldn't
Chase Edwards
Justin Williams
>Playing with a hedgehog
I’m jealous. I was messing around with those things last time I was in Poland. We only have gay porcupines and skunks here. Skunks have to be the gayest animal. They spray you with ass juice, rape, and stink like hell.
Christopher Gomez
"Thank you, sir."
Isaac Bennett
kma
Gavin Young
Twelve years is far too light a punishment. He should have served the maximum sentences of all the drugs charges he falsely accused everyone of, consecutively.
Asher Williams
Ryan Hughes
Fine, you got 15 minutes piggy.
Bentley Nelson
Was in 'murica twice, there I met a skunk once. They don't even have to spray you their natural odor is horrific enough itself.
Brody Cox
I saw the video of this guy. 120 cases, must have been an insane day at the city attorney's office
Why does Florida seem to have so many crooked cops? Is it Florida or are they just the ones who got caught?
Luis Perry
I mean technically the UK is made up of 4 countries/states but he was also clearly entertaining the hypothetical where he's in fucking america.
Matthew Brooks
Certainly, officer.
I'll be happy to confirm with official government documentation that I am indeed white and not some rotten nigger in an elaborate disguise.