>be ukrojew
>tiny
>clown
>act gay
>meme yourself into president
>work for globohomo
>bait monke
>monke chimps out
>globohomo gives you a few old rockets
>btfo monke
ok, I'll admit it. This guy's pretty funny.
Be ukrojew
Thomas Watson
Eli Davis
Do you think he regrets it yet, Any Forums?
Jacob Perez
So many girls on TikTok want him to be their boyfriend. Good luck competing with that
John Miller
too bad he's gayer than a bucket of AIDS
Austin Richardson
He’s married with kids kek
Joseph Powell
>new role: minichad
>eurokeks beg you to fold
>tell them to fuck off
>demand moar gibs
>keep war going
>euros sad
>monke angry
>globohomo man of the century
>bask in glory
>visit front line
>bait monke again
>monke chimps harder
lol who writes this shit?
Dominic Taylor
yes
very much
but it's too late
Aiden Cooper
it's all one big prank
Brandon Carter
doesn't have to make sense. If it serves the kikes then it will happen. The End
Easton Price
>be gay
>announce in October that the country will be on a war footing
>mobilize 100,000 soldiers for a February incursion into Crimea
>Putin the madman sidesteps you and invades first
>NATO chimps out
>Full blown fascist propaganda all over MSNDNC
>Everyone is a Russian asset all of a sudden
>Blow through $800 million on the first week alone
>100,000 soldiers wiped on day two
>Muh niggers! NATO pls help
>Lose 50,000 more by the first month
>the NLAWS are working UKRAINE IS WINNING pls send more money
>Loses 20% of Ukraine's territory
>Keeps losing 15 to 40k soldiers every month
>Pls pay for my country's debt
>muh grain exports!
>Loses access to the Black sea, the Kerch strait, and the Sea of Azov
>muh gibs!
>We need more fake propaganda! That will surely work!
>Blue and yellow knee pads
You are now here.
Ryder Perez
This man cured my antisemitism. Thank you king Jew
Brandon Peterson
Oh, plenty of guys think he’s hot too
Jeremiah Cox
>be going for drive in Kyiv
>crash and die
>ACK!
was it really worth it Zelenskike?
Landon Scott
Noah Bennett
So is Obama
Thomas Adams
>mobilize 100,000 soldiers for a February incursion into Crimea
wow you goyim are worse liers than Palishits
Jace Garcia
>wow you goyim are worse liers
open the borders kike
Cooper Collins
Remember these guys are all 1.60m or even smaller, you don‘t see this in the media what fucking tiny midgets our „leaders“ are. You‘d be shocked in real life if you‘d see these stupid hobbits and im for real.
Especially Scholz - the lying jew media uses all tricks of perspective and angle to not give it away what a tiny fucking smurf he is.
Carter Rogers
no, suck me goy
Nolan King
On the other hand I guess I can call Zelesnky a sissy for not even trying a teensy weensy little bit to shore up his defenses in February amid Blinken's constant screeching of an "imminent Russia invasion."
Elijah Turner
thats fair, though mutts are constantly kvetching, hard to know when to take them seriously.
invading ukraine was so retarded nobody believed the monke would actually do it
Nathan Fisher
That's the trick. If they're screaming about something while standing over at left field, they're doing something sneaky over on the right field. Everyone east of NATO knows this but they all pretend not to notice because they are considerate of Biden's feelings.
Ayden Kelly
kek, someone's had a relapse
Colton Hernandez
remember
Mason Cox
and? he's my hero.
(im trans btw)
Blake Moore
He needs more money so he can buy more retarded shirts with zippers on the sleeve
Jayden Brooks
mtf or ftm? And why? Was it peer pressure? Ws it the TV? Was it the sexual urges?
Nolan King
Monkey wanted his banana anyway. There was no bait.
Cameron Lee
>be Jew
>destroy country
>millions of women refugees to get blacked
>send the men to die
>to the last Ukrainian™
>continue to destroy country
>be Jew
Nicholas Taylor
To be fair Evgeny Malkin is like 6'4