Be American

>be American
>be most wealthy nation in the world
>have access to all luxury equipment in the world
>don't adopt bidet culture, despite being objectively better and highest order of luxury
>reject the bidetpill and adopt flushable wipes culture
>destroy their sewer system every week because flushable wipes are a piece of shit
The mind of Americans are a mistery to me

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seeing bidet causes americans to have severe panic attack

How much for you to be my ass washing maid?

Having skid marks is an American tradition. It is how they determine their rank in society. The more visible, the higher the rank.

i use foaming hand-soap, on toilet paper, to avoid spraying particles of my fecal matter into the air with a water squirter. Fuck you guys, no1 even needs butt wipes, everyone is just too stupid to put some soap on two squares of toilet paper to not even need wipes.

The worst part are the mudsharks.

I have a bidet :)

gj for spraying shit particles into the air every time you shit yourself.

>shit particles
user, shit particles are a myth, shit is too heavy to float around, the only way to produce shit particles small enough to float in the air would be expelling a stream of shit at match 1 speed against another stream of shit coming from another as in the opposite direction of the first ass

Do you really think that's what a bidet does?
You're retarded, though I'm glad that you have you're soap-rimjob technique to dull the stench