Brit/pol/ - Berty edition

NEWS:

>This afternoon, a procession took the Queen's coffin from Buckingham Palace to Westminster Hall. It was accompanied by King Charles, his sons William and Harry, and other members of the Royal Family

>Huge queues are forming along the banks of the River Thames, as people wait to pay their respects to the Queen. How long will I have to queue?

>People queuing are being warned they will need to stand for many hours - possibly overnight - with little opportunity to sit down, as the queue will be constantly moving.

>Berty Brincel Boys

>The maximum length of the queue is 10 miles - with 6.9 miles from Westminster to Southwark, and a three-mile zigzag queue in Southwark Park.

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First for Berty.

Who will wear military uniform?

Buckingham Palace has confirmed that only working members of the Royal Family who hold military rank will wear uniform while attending the five ceremonial events designed to mark the Queen's death.

These are:

>the service of thanksgiving at St Giles' Cathedral, Edinburgh
>the procession to Westminster Hall, and service of prayer and reflection
>the vigil at Westminster Hall
>the state funeral service at Westminster Abbey
>the committal service at St George's Chapel Windsor

This means King Charles, the Prince of Wales, the Princess Royal and the Earl of Wessex will wear military dress.

The Duke of Sussex will not.

Berty loves and appreciates you.

Lads, ever felt so sick you just want to crawl up into a ball under the covers and cry? Me neither until tonight. Tinnitus is going mental, can't keep any food down, miss my ex. Feel like a right mess.

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Why are you posting the 'just wanked to blacked again' image with your post unrelated to interracial masturbation?

Hello, jews.

You'll feel better after a good nights sleep lad

>Tinnitus
lmao spastic just stop imagining the noise
captcha: JW MND

>The maximum length of the queue is 10 miles
So what happens if I join it when its 10 miles long?

OI TOFFYKNOCKER ON THE BRIMBLEBRAM INNIT

I used to have it severe, what kind of noise is it?

Do english lads really get fingered by big welsh blokes on a night out?

you'll be able to join after a few seconds as the queue is constantly moving forward
but you'll have to join the queue to join the queue
it's like one of Zeno's paradoxes

YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS

So I join a queue to join the queue?

yes

Really sick ov hearing about this queen fing lads

This is the end.

exactly
call it a queueue

>This is the end.
shit jew film. Knock off of the worlds end

It's a delicacy over here

Depends if the rugby's on.

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turn off the telly

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Is there a maximum length to the queueue? maybe they should have a pre-queue for that too

Hasn't happened to me yet but I'm not ruling it out

My mum has been watching every minute of the action on BBC and isn't bored yet
She is 77

>used to
what happened?

they call me queueueanon

he's wanked to blacked again thats why (undercovers)

About 30-40dbs of noise atm, it's not the noise it feels like every time I put my head down my ears become full of pressure and the noise gets even louder, it never used to be this bad.
You're probably right, noticed I was getting onset symptoms of something yesterday but they've seemingly all hit tonight.

It is not, Berty. It is only the end for The Goblin.

>oil driller Harry and his halfrican whore wife sully the Queen's memory
Disgusting.

AIDS. Don't ask, don't tell

we don't talk about that

A threesome between Prince Andrew, Kate and Meghan

Coast Guard spotter plane arrives for the nightshift

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Probably vascular tinnitus. As in your blood vessels can literally be heard pumping blood, it doesn’t sound like a heartbeat though just like blood rushing

same, and shes been on the phone with my nan for at least an hour every day discussing it while they both watch it. And I went down the paki shop the other day and every single living room I passed had it on. Makes me want to kill

Give some credit the the queen, she's laying in the box like a trooper, hasn't complained once, just done her duty as always

Berty will always be here.

Has anyone else just seen a massive fucking shooting star

I used to work on a construction site with mix of blokes from the British isles. The welsh lad would always poke tools towards your bumhole. English lads would cop it the most.

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HIS NAME WAS BERTY BRINCEL

sorry that was me

>Who would like to see a statue of Elizabeth the Great on Trafalgar Square's 4th Plinth?
No

That was the queens spirit.

Seen people reporting it in Glasgow and nearby.

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>entirety of Runcorn rangebanned
>entirety of Runcorn rangebanned
>entirety of Runcorn rangebanned

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i told you its me

Afternoons in Delightful Settings.

Prince Harry balls deep in Princess Anne

Are you Berty?

>#thinginsky #beautiful
*turns out to be horrific plane crash*

The symptoms don't line up though user, I've had tinnitus for a while but again with me getting sick it's just felt like someone's put the volume up from 2-6 on the dial.

no im a shooting star

youtube.com/watch?v=1btUMdEwYcs

>based
>based
>based
>this is a man and he has a name, and it's berty brincel
youtube.com/watch?v=GCi_PIz5ekU

Getting two birds stoned at the same time, lovely stuff.

please, I'm begging you... don't bring back the memories...

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We are the Berty Crew

Hi britpol.

Very sad because im broke but its ok, got me food bank voucher for this friday!

haha

eddie can move again its his problem

Salmon and caviar no doubt

Just got home drunk. Going to fire up Euro Truck Simulator and re-live my youth.

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woah, that's insane. looks like a satellite burning up or something

are you in glasgow as well?

Its the 5g. Not even kidding, the frequencies cause tinnitus, look it up

>Among those at Whitehall for the procession earlier today were William Keshishan and Elin Mikaelian who have flown from Los Angeles specifically to see the ceremonies over the next few days.

>William says they are fans of the Queen and wanted to "watch a piece of history in front of our eyes".

>"I think it’s the greatest celebration of life anyone could have," he adds.

>Elin says she felt emotional watching the procession.

>"People always say the Queen was the world’s grandma," she says.

>Pointing out her T-shirt, which shows a picture of the Queen working as a mechanic during World War Two, she says she admired the monarch's ability to "break boundaries".

>"She’s a model of intelligence, how she carried herself," she said.

Fucking Americans.

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we all are

It was a matter of time

>Big Brythonic Cock > Big Black (Londoner) Cock

How does it feel to live through the most volatile and historical period in 70+ years?

Fucking boring/ shit for me.

Schizophrenic.

Berty Brincel's Gallant Crew

Love Meghan, shes one of my idols

why no one go knock her out of the coffin?

id love a tv bitch

>t.

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>Pointing out her T-shirt, which shows a picture of the Queen working as a mechanic during World War Two, she says she admired the monarch's ability to "break boundaries".
implying the Queen's (then a princess) national service wasn't a glorified propaganda field day

Deserves it for being a bottler and not banging the nonce chatting wass about his daughter.

Do glowies really put people on watchlists for edgy Any Forums posts? I'm unironically paranoid.

agreed

I feel like the 70s was probably more turbulent

nope

alright berty brincel boys

Baked beans, rice pudding, red kidney beans, two lots of pasta, pot noodle, bag of rice and a box of Morrison's cereal. It will keep me going for a week

Im on long term sick because my job is to stop poor people from getting benefits and I've been threatend with death 6 times in 2022, and 4 tinesin 2021.

One guy threatened to bomb the jon centre and armed police were called. Im a nervous wreck because these are people with nothing to lose and they will wait and stab you.

what goal would that achieve? any movement you're affliated with would be forever tarnished as weirdos

Is there a mod where you take too much whizz and murder a brass because your willy won't work?

4 billion expected to watch funeral

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No, yorkshire. Looked bright orange to me

>tv bitch

Whats a tv bitch?

Stupid fucking burgers asking if you know the Queen and think you're from London because you have an English accent. Stupid fucking cunts.

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A lot of people have this image in their head of the queen working her arse off during all of ww2 fixing vehicles. She spent most of her time in Balmoral castle during ww2. She only started her mechanic training at the start of 1945, I think.

Don't get fucking smart with Berty, he'll put you in your place.

Now talk to Berty normally and bad things will stop happening; I'm a healer.

actress?

prove it's an empty coffin

Sometimes and more of a fingering if the guy accidentally says "bahh" (like a sheep).

Surprisingly boring. Many of these volatile clowns are boring and have no depth, but are only relevant through their wealth and social connections.

this is true, when I went to Uni in england, the slags were forever telling me I was so much bigger and better than english boys
I thought 8 inches was average, but apparently not

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you get stabbed by 4 beefeaters

noice, think that means it;s high in sodium

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based.

send nailbombs to politicans and jannies unironically and IRL

Wait you dont know the Queen? Are you even from London?

I should start asking indians if they're from London. Would make more sense.

You get put on the no-fly list for being on brit/pol/. It may be broken though, so far nobody has triggered it.

Fucking hell
You can't win in that situation, either you get sacked or get stabbed
Hope you are enjoying the death propaganda this week

She was in Suits. I wish i could be a glamorous actress

Media talks about industrial action, but just think how the next generation will look back on us?

>Deadly pandemic that killed millions and shut the world down for two years
>War in Europe
>Queen dead
>Brexit
>Recession
>TBC

They'll read the textbook and think how horrific it must've been when in reality it was just fucking shit and draining. Things always seem worse as "history"

based.

kill all goverment employees

i know

good show

> I wish i could be a glamorous actress
why arent you?

Dads Army looks colourful

no, i've been shitposting here since brexit, with my own ip on my own broadband paid in my own name.
I went to thailand last year, didn't even get my bag searched on the way home.

Oh yeah it's all bollocks. I find it insulting to our intelligence that they walk around in military uniforms, and think we believe the Prince did anything dangerous in Afghanistan

>The maximum length of the queue is 10 miles - with 6.9 miles from Westminster to Southwark, and a three-mile zigzag queue in Southwark Park.

Fucking bongs, this is like queuing up to the line to pay respects for the funeral of Snoop Dogg or something stupid like that. The queen held you in absolute contempt and was a nigger lover.

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You've got nothing on the poles.

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Berty is a powerful figure and it would be wise not to infuriate him.

>Dole janny
>On long term sick for "anxiety"
lmao

GB News BREAKING: Beefeaters bow to woke mob and offer VEGAN options in mess.

Disgraceful, the woke communists have gone too far! time to vote tory again!

Im fucked either way. Last week it kicked off, was screaming he cant feed his kids, no money to go see them on the bus and we cant give out bus passes unless its work related.

5 security just stood around watching. I get scared a lot

Please dont hurt me, i just want to do my job and look after my family

1st for 77th Brigade Domestic PSIOP division, Any Forums desk, evening shift (Mo and Luke, back from sick leave).

Transvestite, dying breed now it seems.

Same can be said about Melbourne

>why arent you?

Fat and ugly, not young and hot. Bit of a barrier that.

>Fucking bongs
The queue is literally full of burgers you daft cunt

Now let's not insult Berty.

i've never seen m*a*s*h

Doesn't matter due to social atomisation. A nuclear weapon could be detonated on New York and if I ignored the news media it would be as if it never happened. I have been ignoring all of this Queen coverage since she snuffed it and have refused to engage in a single conversation about it and it's been bliss. This last week has been a very valuable phycological exercise.

>395366005
Shouldnt you be eating saturated corn syrup and getting shot?