Brit/pol/ - emergency bake edition

wrong address mate lmfao

james probably

I miss him, lads

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10/10 in bongland

Thank Wotan I was flustered with no way to talk to josh

Those people queueing are going to be furious when they realise the queens body is in pic related instead of that coffin

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>Wheelie-Bin fires
Don't have chagrin, Bin that wheelie-bin!

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>When your frens dont order u pizza
> :(

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Winter is coming

Toast is a bit niggy

metro.co.uk/2022/09/13/cryptocurrency-robbers-stormed-house-with-a-gun-and-tried-to-steal-thousands-17363504/
>Two men stormed into a Cumbria house brandishing a knife and a gun before forcing their victims to transfer thousands of pounds into a cryptocurrency account.
>The late-night drama unfolded in Carlisle in February 2020, when Jordan Barrett, 23, and Ted Richards, 24, burst into the property wearing a mask and a crash helmet.
>They forced the pair to create cryptocurrency accounts in an effort to avoid being identified, making the case perhaps the first of its kind in the UK.
>Barrett and Richards also stole a Microsoft Xbox and an iPhone from the property before warning the two housemates not to call the police.
what the fuck

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Had a dream last night that Anne Marie did a set at Lancing Asda

pioneers

Been watching the lying in state on the red button, although sad it's pretty comfy

sorry

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Delete this immediately or you'll be getting a visit from the SCS.

PAKI SPOTTED
ITS GONNA KICK OFF BANG BANG BOOM

Never tell anyone how much money you have
People talk and you could end up getting your door kicked in by bame savages

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I love my chippy tea

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i've got over £700,000 in my paypal

Cor sosig

Lancing Asda? You a West Sussex lad?

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What job do you do to get 700 grand in pay pal?

Seems to be every 20 mins the queens guard changes, they changing again, last was at 9pm on the dot

Onlyfans

Tell everyone on twitter

Sucks off lads for £2.50 each

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Ebay probably

Isn't it 10 mins in the summer outside the palace? Standing still without moving is difficult

>which one gave you the nickel

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>All those wheelie bins, all that suffering.

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I've done him

Sussex better start guarding the beach or he's all scabbard and no sword

News from the palace

i personally bought and funded a paki scam centre in india

i rake in a share of the profits every month

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>Standing still without moving is difficult
No wonder the chinks and pajeets are leaving us in the dirt re productivity. Maybe Truss was right about us.

twitter.com/NormanBrennan/status/1570141738534309888?cxt=HHwWgMDQxfPlocorAAAA

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Not Patrick Viera as well...

Here's your (You)

until they hack your account

Any of you bongs going to the queens lying in state?

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Inspect element is sick innit

its a business like any other

what do you want my address too?

I'm not sure lad, but the laying in state gurad changed at 8:40, then 9, and now again at 21:20, must be three times an hour. much shorter than i'd had expected

Yes mate

?

nah bruv my employees are loyal to me

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nah, i've been down london enough time for a lifetime

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Nah paypal is legit
That's probably your ebay business account
Selling sex dolls and dragon dildos

No working is easy, standing completely still is such a difficult task that only white lads can do it

>‘Lie of gender identity’ spurred founding of LGB Alliance, court told

>Co-founder says group offended by ‘redefinition’ of homosexuality as she defends charity against accusation of anti-trans agenda

theguardian.com/society/2022/sep/14/lie-of-gender-identity-spurred-founding-of-lgb-alliance-court-told

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TECH GUY

>wogs landing in Hastings
The King won't be happy about this.

>Captcha:R HMS 0V

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my life is so miserable at this point i honestly wish

ok its my mums account really she does chaturbate

I'm living in Shoreham now, you ever want a pint then I'm down, I'm ex-heroin window fitter user

That's my average lunch

the primary reason you brincels claim sussex is your king is because just like your fathers he is mostly absent lmfao

local Carlisle folx for sure!

>Cold can of baked beans poured over a piping hot garlic naan