Open the bible

Apparently it's all fake until you get to Jesus. That's when the Jews decided to stop lying about for some reason.

Well Biden did basically the same to become President. Only that the stone was massive election fraud and the sling-shot niggers xD

god loves baldlets tho

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

"These guys were expert slingers; they'd been doing this the whole of their lives," Reid said.

In the hands of an expert, a heavy sling bullet or stone could reach speeds of up to 100 mph (160 km/h): "The biggest sling stones are very powerful — they could literally take off the top of your head," Reid said.

scientificamerican.com/article/whistling-sling-bullets-were-roman-troops-secret-weapon/#:~:text="These guys were expert slingers,your head," Reid said.

Trust the science OP.

>King David making the children of devils seethe 3 thousand years later.

BIg mistake on Bulwark's side not using his shield to protect his vitals.

Time travelers shaped and influenced early humanity. David killed Goliath with a gun. Once you understand that the same evil jews that rule our world now used time folding technology to assert control from the very beginning of time, everything written in the Bible makes total sense.

He didn't even charge him like OP's pic. There was no fight. He stood there like a fool and mocked the guy swinging a sling at his head.

God

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These were some of the earliest efforts at formal storytelling, so give them some slack for using simplistic symbolism. Today, we're all pretty sophisticated from living in media saturation our whole lives (yet most of us are still unqualified to criticize, honestly).

>Pretty sophisticated
>Harry Potter is an international best seller
Sure user. Sure.

Me. I did.
What are you gonna do about it, memeflaggot?

"Sophisticated" does not mean we have good taste. It even has some negative connotations.

It is true that big part of the undertones in jewish oral tradition was "remember to cleverly kill and backstab your opponents or current masters" due to their harsh history and commonplace slavery. And it is stunning how many people take the straight up anti-roman propaganda at face value because they somehow manage to "read" the bible and forget the tensions between judea and their back then roman masters. I think roman empire being converted later to christianity from top down and "Holy Roman Empire" helps with the confusion.

Waste of digits.
Slingers were used as heavily as archers in the ancient world. It's not "symbolism". There are still crazy fuckers who can still hunt game with slingshots (not balearic type slings like David's, but same principle).

That's the story. Then David cuts his throat. It said the stone struck the temple and knocked out Goliath. In real life it is more likely the Jews were screwing with the money of their subordinates like usual, the subordinates raised an army to fight the Jewish bankers and the bankers cut off the money to them and paid another army to kill their former subordinates.

I don't understand people who think it's implausible.
>be goatherder
>live on island
>nothing to do all day
>every day
>watch goats eating grass
>get bored
>practice slinging rocks
>week 4
>drive off small wolf with rocks
>week 32
>stare at goats, boring, sling rocks, git gud
>another wolf
>brainpanned
>new pelt, new shirt
>week 103
>romans trade ship arrives
>hear offer of money to go kill people
>remember great grandfather did same thing
>plan sounds better than suicide to escape goat boredom
>go kill with rocks for few years
>spend all money on whores, lavish food and getting drunk
>because shepard, don't need money
>just rope, goat, grass, wolf scrotum pouch
>go back home
>impregnate random herder's daughter
>cycle repeats

>that antiquity balearic life

it's a sling. ancient equivalent of bringing a gun to a boxing match

it's a parable about being brave and lucky
in other words
believing the lord is on your side

Man is mortal. A stone sling to the head can kill pretty much anyone, regardless of how strong they are.
Being strong or good at fighting doesn't make you impervious to lethal attacks. That's just anime logic.

Stop associating Talmudic Khazars with ancient Israel who lived 3000 miles away.

>mma fighter can withstand 150mph stone to face
ok

sign me up

You don't think a sling and a rock could kill you? The sling is like a gun.

What I wouldnt give

>>shepherd boy takes down an MMA fighter with a stone
Their one weakness. Thought everyone knew that.

weaklings don't understand how easy it is for any man with moderate strength to kill with a blow to the head. Size difference is irrelevant if the first blow ends it. Same as guns but requires some muscle

>>just rope, goat, grass, wolf scrotum pouch
We need to go back.

Respect the fish bro

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This!
David killing Goliath with one stone is one of the most realistic events in the Bible, it might not even have required divine intervention.

The Spaniards reported that the Incas's slings left dents on their armor comparable to those of musket balls.
Slings are definitely very deadly

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youtu.be/zOo2HbNESNo

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Manlets around The World exterminated The Serpent Seed. Giant, Psychopathic, Cannibaals. This is why The State exists. To protect promote The Serpent Seed and mock "meek, little" Men, who won history.

You're not supposed to take it literally
except for when it's convenient

In a book where God parts the ocean for example, why are you surprised God could make the rock of a sling shot hit a giant heat?
Dumb af OP.