Brit/pol/ queen is deeed edition

No, are you making this up?

SEX WITH SUSSEX..AAAHHHHH HES SO HANDSOME AND HOT. MY STUPID HORNY BRAIN HASNT BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT VIDEO FFS
I AM A MESS

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im a pringles kind of guy

bitch watch me take a shower, put powder on your butt
that lines for me do not touch
you could wear them heels but just don't touch the clothes
another fifteen minutes put more powder up your nose

Who will win? The King? Or the Usurper known as 'sussex'?

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>mentally ill tranny

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_of_Arms#Ceremonial

youtu.be/ES3swYjaxWI

Hope josh falls over and grazes his knee this year

what the fuck is wrong with troons
kys please

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ok, maybe I should go
but where's there to go
I walk for half an hour
bitch I don't know
I go anywhere, I'm not going home
and the headlights in the night look bright
I'm done I'm bored I'm sick of this night
heather get the knife
I can't feel it, no
I can't feel shit

If you see one of these, make sure to flag it down and obstruct it

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Fucking hell lads, had the once in a year shit where I felt like I was giving birth, hard as a rock and twice as wide as a tin can. Unfortunately cum splattered everywhere whilst it was coming out of my arse.

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i have had to take laxatives all september due to huge shits
its hell

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APOLOGISE

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jewish beyond belief

Nonce

Fire hazard

Thanks lad, I hadn't seen that before.
Been following Sam since College Cunts, you can tell when he's in character and when he is. Damn that's hard to watch been there myself

fuck sake tranny

>he's never had a proper girlfriend
>he's never had sex
>he has no mates
>he doesn't know his dad
>he's been a mental, physical and financial drain on everyone he's ever had a relationship with
>he got discarded by a BPD whore whom he simped for and called the police on her boyfriend because he was too beta to sort it himself
>he has no GCSEs, no qualifications and a dire CV (if he actually bothered to write one)
>he's on benefits and will freeze to death this winter
>he's in £2,000 debt
>he lives in sheltered accomodation
>he's a chronic masturbator
>he doesnt have a driving license or a car
>he cant cook
>he lives on goyslop microwave meals
>he's a self declared nonce
>he thinks he's better than you
>he thinks you envy him

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Seeing is believing, cunt
No problema, hope that fan he was describing got to meet him at least

Why what is it? Looks glowie

>A woman who beat her neighbours bloody in a "ferocious and unprovoked attack" has been spared jail after pleading guilty to two counts of assault and criminal damage. Sheleta McKenzie, 39, appeared stony faced as Judge Anne Brown sentenced her to an 18-month community order on Wednesday at Kingston Crown Court.
>McKenzie had been bailed to live in Croydon after she was arrested but defence lawyer Charles Digby plead for her to be allowed back to her home of 23 years rather than forced out by a restraining order. One of McKenzie's victim Helena Perestrello was inconsolable as she learned her attacker would return to live next door.
>McKenzie was slapped with a restraining order - while staying at home - which means she could be resentenced with jail time if the long feuding neighbours begin warring again. She was also handed 15 days of rehabilitation and mandatory mental health treatment which she meekly agreed to comply with as the judge demanded a verbal response.
>She also managed to avoid paying compensation of around £1,000 after the judge deemed it would place her under further financial strain as a mum on benefits of around £1,100 a month, which go towards rent, bills, student debt, and feeding herself and her son. Mrs Perestrello appeared visibly distressed by this ruling.

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sorry for her loss

what the fuck did the troon make some false flag of being me to make you all think im the troon?

tranny is

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Its a tv licence detector van

>implying josh will agree to anything

>MI7 fears him

Vax bus?

Imagine living next door to that thing

I have a feeling Charles will be used as a foil to end the british monarchy.
Everything is a scripted show staged to demoralize, degrade and humiliate. There is no exception to this. There is nothing authentic anywhere.

You're havin' a laff, no such thing.

>he bought the $300 MTX

>A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said: "Police were called by London Ambulance Service (LAS) at 23:05hrs on Tuesday, 13 September to reports of a man with gunshot injuries in Fairchild Close, SW11. Armed officers attended along with the LAS and a 28-year-old man with gunshot wounds was taken to hospital. We await an update on his condition. Trident detectives from the Met's Specialist Crime Command are carrying out enquiries to establish the circumstances. At this early stage of the investigation, no arrests have been made."

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holy shit that vans glows

Winter is coming

The remembrancer of the exchequer

It's part of road transport nuclear weapons convoy, and the police love it when they're impeded

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>I have a feeling Charles will be used as a foil to end the british monarchy.
Indeed. Just look at the utter despair in his eyes. He knows he will be the shortest reigning and final British monarch. Trust the plan.

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bye lads

Kys

envisage the bouquet

based

shut up tranny

josh shat it fae sussex

Never, ever relax.

? We shut down hospitals for 2 years for a cold

>A spokesperson for the Met Police told MyLondon: "Police were called to High Street, Hounslow, at 1.15pm on Wednesday, September 14, to reports of a woman making racist remarks.
>"Officers attended the scene. A woman ran off from an officer and then fell to the ground, with the officer. The woman then repeatedly hit her head on the floor. Paramedics from London Ambulance Service attended and treated the woman and the officer. They have both been taken to hospital. The woman was subsequently arrested on suspicion of a public order offence. A scene has been put in place."
>fell to the ground with a police officer
>repeatedly hit her head on the floor

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You will be a man even if you lose to Sussex.

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Don't come back nobody wants you here