Sleeping in my gfs car because I’m homeless

Sleeping in my gfs car because I’m homeless
Working full time as a cashier graveyard shift so that eliminates the “where do I sleep at night”
Also got a planet fitness membership so I can shower

AMA

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I just want to rub me benis on those abs.

this is what a Goddess looks like boys

My bad guys I thought I was on Any Forums

Hopefully I don’t get “banned” for off topic by some tranny mod

Leanbeefpatty needs my cock

Why are you sleeping in your gfs car?
Why don't you sleep where she lives?
This is so fake. I hope you get raped in the PF shower and die from ass bleeding.

Some muscle is good...not that much

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Because her sister hates me and she stays with her sister till we can get my first paycheck and find a place to rent

I can time stamp me in the car rn with all my shit too bud
Calling me fake isn’t gonna help you get testosterone

More bad news….your girlfriend has a penis.

Na she has big Latina titties

When were you first homeless?

You should cum all over her car to assert dominance

>Na she has big Latina titties
Post up holmes…

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BASED Vollposter

Chicago sunroof and then dump her

But your somewhat right She probably has more balls than you any given day

how long have you been homeless?

Idk she isn't overly built just really fit. Her arms aren't disgusting and once she lays on her back her abs would not look as hard and her nice perky tits would jiggle on that tight body.

she's fucking gorgeous

Post moar fit wifus

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Did you regret that you never learned to code?

That's code word for she's fat

im sorry man, no one should be homeless, i wish you the best of luck

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>homeless
>gf
?

She’s manly

Dont you have famiry?

>muh homoerotic images
nice sock puppets, faggot

Tall
Handsome
Money

Pick two you have a GF, otherwise you're stuck with roasties and depressed far chicks.

You could have just said "me and my gf are homeless," since you both are.
Also why did your ID change from OP?
Also, if your gf has big titties, she's cheating on you because you're a giant loser that showers at PF.
Pretty sure you're still fake. But good call with the low-T jab, four kids really takes a toll bro. Sorry you're fucked or haha good bait thread whichever it is.

Coding use to mean more before Massive outsourcing