>Get job at tech company
>cis white male
>no degree
>$180,000+ salary, stock benefit
>Go to picnic
>4 employees ask me if I'm gay
>one deliberately tells me they discriminate against straight people and hire gay people
>One employee tells me crypto is unethical because currency is capitalism
>One employee tells me she doesn't like Elon because he's a "lil baby making noise don't know what to do"
>Chinese employee .....quiet, nice, polite, engaging................yeah
>Go to bar with company later
>Walking down street
>Randomly, walking down street some black lady in a car says she's going to shoot me, gay employee in company puts his arm around me to "make the driver think i'm not a stereotypical white cis male and deescalate the violent situation"
>He's wearing golden sparkly jacket
>Gay employee saves me from diverse wildlife around us
>Company heads straight to gay bar
>One manager pulls me aside, tells me i'm a little shit and I have no degree and don't know what i'm doing
>Go upstairs
>Trans employee immediately tells me she's cutting it off as ice breaker
>Separate gay manager randomly tells me he was in a relationship with one of the other employees
>Go to leave the bar, random gay person (not with company) accosts me, demands to know why Im there, obviously not gay. insinuates that I am a lone wolf republican shooter
>Gay gay defends me AGAIN from diverse wildlife, shows me out
>Trans employee now wearing cat ears waiting for uber
>Trans employee tries to get black uver drivers number
>Get to my hotel
>3 black hookers start hitting on me outside my door
User goes to company meetup
>Trans employee immediately tells me she's cutting it off as ice breaker
lmao
Part and Parcel of being a burger in 2022
Sad!
>cis white male
>no degree
>$180,000+ salary, stock benefit
Cool story bro
So what city was it? Im guessing Seattle.
lol
San Francisco. I'm sure of it. I bet the bar was even that one Irish pub all those fuckers love so much.
I can hear the grass grow.
Bro I swear we’re working at the same company. My department alone has hired like 3 trannies within the last month and we just had a retreat.
Just say you're ace but you wanted to keep quiet about it because you have things to work through privately. The more aggressive retards will back off.
>Yeah im from California how could you tell
Op just kill them all the faggot is trying to get to you
kek
I think he's trying to bait zoomers
it's a larp, but in the broad strokes it's highly believable.
You smile politely, say the absolute minimum.
Cutting it off? Mmmm yes great.
Gay, hahaha colleague, oh look I think it’s going to rain
Just be polite, but very dull. Do your work, never, ever reveal anything personal or that would give anyone leverage. Collect salary. Repeat.
You’d LOVE to go to the next picnic but you have a mild fever and you know corona is serious and you couldnt possibly put your colleagues at risk, etc.
main point: don’t become a source of narcissistic supply to any of them.
Play the game faggot. Fuck trannies. Hahahaha whites are so pathetic nowadays. It’s what you dipshits get fighting for liberalism. You could’ve went the fascist or communist route and had better morale.
I've yet to see a tranny IRL, I'm going to be publicly shamed when I finally do and start laughing my ass off. It'll probably be at the most inappropriate time possible, like a funeral.
>You could’ve went the fascist or communist route and had better morale.
Great story OP. These chink discourd threads are getting ridiculously detailed. Troll farms working hard.
>why dont you go out
>you should meet more people
>just be open
>be understanding of others
>we all arent the same
>give it a try
>go with the flow
>black lives matter
>all cops are bastards
>SAY HIS NAME
another day in paradise
Wow. Sounds like heaven!
This.