I'm 30 years old and still a virgin

I'm 30 years old and still a virgin.
I'm fat, ugly, retarded, autistic and poor. I don't want to live anymore.

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Lol.
Lmaof at Canadian

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you forgot canadian

I'm all of those things though I am 24 and I still aspire to long and happy life.

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>I'm fat
Oh yeah, being fat is random and outside of your control! Lmaoooo

Just stand up. Work out right now you fly to the light leaf fag.

Just say your a faggot tanny and you can get gibs for your (short) life

Lose your virginity with a dog like your ancestors did, and live on little one.

Why do you define yourself if you stick yor pp into vajaja? That’s ridiculous. Sex is for reproduction not pleasure or purpose. It should be seen as a necessity to have kids only and done swiftly without any emotion attached.

Understandable, fuckable women haven't been invented yet.

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Kill 50 gorilla niggers in Toronto before you an hero

>30 yo
>virgin
not possible

Are you one of these?

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lol

virgin at 30 HAS to be by choice, dont bullshit, leaf

The good news is you don't have to stay that way. You can change. Turn off your computer. Go for a walk. Eat a salad. Change your habits and you will slowly change your life for the better. You are no good to anyone dead.
>INB4 the only good leaf is a dead leaf

My dick is chaffing from too much sex with the gf and other factors contributing to skin being dryer than normal (using the pool, living in dry heat).

God damn it feels good to not be an ugly retard.

don't worry user
you can have sex in heaven

Just get a hooker, there's some nice ones out there who really fake GFE well.

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Have you tried having sex?

lmao - good one user

Naaa brooo come on brooo

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>I'm fat
water fast

start with a 24 hour period
then 2
then 3

watch the fat roll off

then, as you begin to see improvement, start working out

every month will get a bit better

Same but i'm not fat

Are you me?

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Ive heard that canada has a free euthanasia program for loosers like you

canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/medical-assistance-dying.html

so there is al least something good user