MUSK SABOTAGED JEFF BEZOS' ROCKET
ROCKET ANOMALY HAPPENED AT 666 MPH
MUSK SABOTAGED JEFF BEZOS' ROCKET
Carter Cooper
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Julian Young
EXPLOSION CAUSED DESTRUCTION OF THE ROCKET BUT NOT PAYLOAD CAPSULE
Aaron James
MEDIA REPORTED NO PEOPLE ON BOARD
LIES!
CAPSULE CONTAINED JEFFBEZOS AND OTHER CREW
ELON MUSK TRIED TO ASSASSINATE JEFF BEZOS!!!
Juan Cruz
It looks like a dick
Cooper King
lmao pee-pee rocket
William Baker
blew it's load too early. So Bezos really was on board.
Lincoln Ortiz
You mean God destroyed it
Brody Allen
I was doing research on a customer applying for an account and found he has an LLC called Stinky Poop. imports stuff from china or something.
James Gutierrez
hmmm
Kayden Hill
Yup, he (and the rest of the crew) was going to die if the safety system or parachute system failed there. Luckily they worked and the capsue made it safely on the ground.
Carter White
Where is the video faggot ?
Gavin Taylor
Is it supposed to look like a dick?
Joshua Young
Luis Ramirez
HOLY FUCK A DICK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GUYS
Tyler Garcia
>Muh Dick!
Matthew Kelly
Don't care unless Bezos is onboard, if so then rest in piss.
John Young
New Shepard is a gay carnival ride, Blue Origin is forever a sub-orbital company, they will never go to orbit and Jeff is bald.
Christopher Rodriguez
That's actually very impressive fail safe measures
Aaron Gomez
yes, they improved a lot in the last 2 years. Musk finally has some competition that's why he's trying hard to sabotage them.
Anthony Lopez
A giant dick just blew up over my house!
Ryder Miller
those are the sun and the moon
>noooo they are aliums i saw a jewtube videooo!!!
you can clearly see it's the sun and the moon
Joshua Martinez
>looks like dr evil
>has rocket shaped like a dick
Elijah Stewart
It's over for Heffe Bee Zoss
Jace Wright
THERE ARE NIGGERS PILOTING THE SUN AND THE MOON
Samuel Gray
WE WUZ STARZ N SHEIT