the absolute state of american men
The absolute state of american men
Ok Russian shill
>women*
Fixed that for you. Bitch would rather get a dependent proxy child that costs more money while having a new excuse to taste some strange dick.
cute doggo, would scratch belly
Actually I think this may have been posted by a Canadian man.
>strange dick
You mean the dog's, right?
dogpill strikes again
How do you know he wasn't a total Chad and left her dumb ass and that's why she's calling the dog the 'new man' in her life?
yes, that's what he meant. read it again.
Whats his problems with dogs though, esp. a golden retriever? He sound like a sour puss type of guy.
You might be onto something, user
whether or not she's actually fucking the dog, the dude who broke up with her could totally ruin her reputation by branding her as a dogfucker lol
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Not only yjk, but she also tells you straight away.
This. I refuse to talk to women who are obsessed with their pet, dog or cat. Your pet is not a child, quit treating it like one to cope with being childless at 26.
It’s a Reddit post, I doubt it actually happened and she has probably had the dog for years.
This is a mans way of saying "I'm done with you, on to my next cum rag"
This. If it was some shitbull I could understand, but labs and retrievers are white people family dogs. I'm guessing he was looking for any reason
to be fair that dog can probably eat pussy better
You know what? I'm going to go with this user's theory. Probably some stupid nigger that posted the OP's plebbit crap
She knows the dog will fuck better than any numale.
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You just know
are you even a man if you don't want a dog for your family?
>.... and then everybody on the bus started to clap.
Shes probably a 19 year old who calls in sick to half her shifts and thinks she has time and can afford a dog.
I'll assume that was a joke about "pussy" meaning a cat.
It's an absolute meme. I have never seen a dog act aggressive towards a cat. I have seen videos about cats attacking dogs and dogs always lose.
Tom & Jerry was a fraud.
My government and its brainwashed masses blame your country for anything bad happening.
She is based. Dogs are the white person’s friend, good riddance
You just described half the women i've worked with over the last decade.
she is depressed and is using the social media likes to elevate her dopamine and relieve her poor mood from the realization that she is an insufferable bitch who will die alone.
dollar store peanut butter it is then
Idiot dodged a bullet and doesn't even know it.
You will never be an alpha male.
You have no cock, you have no balls, you have no game. You are a homosexual beta twisted by cope and projection into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish attempts to status-signal behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out betas with incredible efficiency. Even betas who “pass” seem uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your neediness is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your fearfulness to make a move.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a beta is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably beta.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Dog people's houses smell like shit.