Putin shot himself
Short jokes thread
Gavin Moore
Ethan Sanchez
>Any Forums NPCs movement against "pedos" despite being "incels" their own
Bentley Gomez
When potatoes run out, Russian man sobers up. When potatoes run out for Irish man, he die.
Wyatt Cook
Why is a Negro when driving in a car, closing all the windows?
He thinks it stinks outside.
Grayson Carter
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
I'd like a Big Mac and a Coke, please.
Anthony Cruz
What should you do if a bloodied Russian runs towards you? Reload.
Connor Brooks
The guy is stuck in the elevator, calls the dispatcher. He hears: - Yakshcho you bazhaet rozmovlyat ukrainian my, natysny 1, if you want to speak Russian, press 2. The guy thought and pressed 2, and hears:
- Hy шo, мocкaлыкy, зacтpяв?
Ryan Ramirez
How to make a black man stop drowning?
You just have to take your foot off his head.
Jack Turner
Trump won
Grayson Peterson
hohol writes a letter home:
>Send pig lard! Hello, mother...
Lincoln King
What would you call a black man on the moon?
Problem.
What would you call a hundred blacks on the moon?
Problem.
What would you call all the blacks on the moon?
Solution.
Landon Reed
>Short jokes thread
Chase Edwards
Hohol kids loitering about near somebodys apple garden, see an old man with a shotgun:
> Hey kids, don't you wanna come and pick some apples?
> But you have a gun, won't you shoot us for trespassing?
> Of course!
Oliver Fisher
> Hohol flies in an airplane. Eats salo
An estonian comes near and asks:
> What-t is-s it-t that-t you're eat-ting?
hohol:
> Pig lard, but you will not eat it
estonian:
> How come?
pigger:
> I will not share
Brody White
Mermaids can be black
Elijah Torres
Joe Biden doesn't have dementia.
Zachary Jenkins
That's a good one, how didn't I...
Julian Harris
An antivaxxer with an IQ of above 80
Luke Bailey
The ukrainian government assemble in the Rada(pigger white house analogue):
> No Russians here?
> No there's no Russians here
> Are you SURE?
> Defnitely not a single Russian here
> Okay, we can speak in Russian then
Lucas Bell
Hello, is this the SBU?
- Yes. What did you want?
— My neighbor speaks Russian!
— Why do you speak Russian?
Why are you asking in Russian?
(An awkward silence)
- Glory to Ukraine?
- Glory to the heroes!
Wyatt Smith
There once was a Rabbi named Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
Twas not for treasure, or sexual pleasure
It was to get at the cheese underneath
Carter Cook
Hitler and a jew do a 100m race, who won? Hitler because he burns the jew at the start.
They do it again, who wins this time? The jew since he’s already warmed up