>London braces for MILLIONS of mourners: Royal fans ALREADY camping out for Queen's funeral on Monday and well-wishers face 35-hour wait to see Her Majesty lie in state - amid warnings hotels, transport and security services will be 'stretched to limits'
>Officials expect Westminster Hall has capacity for about 350,000 people to view the Queen's coffin
>Venue will open for 24 hours a day from 5pm tomorrow until 6.30am next Monday - day of the funeral
>But with between 750,000 and one million people expected to want to pay tribute, many could miss out
>Others will struggle to even get into London given huge strain set to be placed on the transport network
I have a feeling the speaker has gone rogue. There is no way Charles would have approved a speech shilling for unification of Ireland during his tour of mourning.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Reminder: ignore namefags and memeflags.
Levi Wright
Fair play lad, at least you're not a bummer or a nonce
Jonathan Campbell
>worshiping a woman that oversaw the destruction of the UK
Cameron Bell
This
Carson Young
Everyone in Middlesbrough is a fucking spastic. I can’t even understand what they’re saying but it’s usually grown men asking for a tab
Cooper Anderson
>oh my god >do do dooooo
Evan Martin
This
Xavier Gomez
It's a shame something so based is wasted on something so cringe.
Cooper Perez
It is raining
Benjamin Anderson
This
Ryder Kelly
Charles looks much better today. I remember when my mother passed it was about four days until I felt somewhat normal or, rather, the shock of her passing faded.
Anyone remember last night that runcorn incel ghoul was saying he was an expert on women and could tell this bird wasnt interested? How about now you gay nonce twat
One time i was in town on a morning walking down past the job center and someone called me posh for having 2 shoes on
Nathaniel Rivera
Stop glowing
Robert King
im sure the fact that she was like 98 made it a bit easier to digest
Brody King
>worships trump
Tyler Peterson
saying "...very, very ancient country" is a bit of a stretch. So I am going to go with cringe on this one.
Nathan Morgan
Why you coming on to me
Matthew Ramirez
Pretty based ngl
Bentley Baker
Go on my son, that's how you do it Runcorn is as good with women as he is with life in general
Camden Carter
Are you that tranny from scotland?
Hes a mentally ill man who lives in an assisted living facility with a gut. Do you really feel that good for proving him wrong?
Joshua Sullivan
>I'm slick as fuck And that was my suggestion, I'm so happy it worked
Angel Myers
Shame. I'm hoping he follows his mother into hell pretty quickly.
Mason Wright
Being a smoggie really is suffering, but all you hear about is the plight of blacks. Smoggies aren't exotic enough to care about.
Zachary White
lmfao she is definitely not interested
Jack Morgan
talking to women is fucking cringe real men spend their entire lives ruminating over the most difficult philosophical quandaries their minds can conjure and have no time for the temptations of the flesh
Jaxson Rodriguez
Cheers lad i was genuinely stuck. Got about 20 suggestions in that thread and yours was the only one that didnt sound like it came from a mentally ill incel
Brody Fisher
Only cringe if he doesn't retake the power of the monarchy. Figurehead are always cringe.
Joshua Gomez
>tfw wingmanned via brit/pol/ Strange things happen
Hunter Mitchell
Lol I can't believe you used those lines Cringey but she's not run off yet
William Powell
>Hes a mentally ill man who lives in an assisted living facility with a gut. Do you really feel that good for proving him wrong? I feel embarrasingly good about it
Noah Bailey
Smoggies are the blacks of the UK for sure. Came out of cineworld in boro once, walked to my car and there was a woman with the car door open, one leg out, skirt hiked up applying some sort of ointment to her vag. She noticed me and threw the oitment, closed the door and sped off. Walked over to the ointment. Vagisil. Brutal.
Austin Cox
he's presently in her group chat and they're all laughing at him she will disappear once a more cringeworthy male makes an appearance and provides the same or more level of keks
Michael Sanders
what a low bar of satisfaction you must have
Brody Reyes
Sounds like Bristol. I wore a suit to a job interview and ergo was a suspected "Tory" according to the colourful local characters (smackheads)
Ethan Diaz
You're welcome Unlike the rest of the neetbrigade I've lived a life and interacted with women
You'll do great now, just don't overcook it, get a date lined up ASAP
Juan Price
Its not cringe if you own it. Women are very good at sensing energy and intuiting but they are shit at making their own logical decisions. Therefore if you literally act confident she will think you are and wont think twice about the cringey lines
Leo Robinson
Yeeee low hanging fruit is still fruit. Just seems like we shouldnt all get riled up about what the local maniac says/thinks. Bit end-of-empire Rome imo.
Wyatt Lopez
top kek.
Logan Morgan
You know fuck all about fuck all, least of all about women
Colton Williams
but don't kid yourself, you're no Conan, pic rel is (you) snakeboy ლ(•́•́ლ)
Kek, I went a nightclub in boro and it was adults behaving like they were at a school disco. All the women dancing and the blokes all stood around the outside watching. I’d done some MD and started dancing and every bloke wanted to fight me
Isaiah Smith
Some people at the pub last night were slagging off the gay couple at the pub last night calling one of them "monkeypox" despite hosting their wedding last month. Just goes to show people accept this shit only on the surface level but will ridicule it behind closed doors. Although I was little annoyed by the two-faceness it was still pretty damn funny being there.
Kek >ee must be from eton with pants like that Tbf i was raised in peterlee, one time i got called "Aids on a bike" and my cousins husband asked me if i was gay at 16 coz i didnt have kids and still had both my ears.
