How to get a 100% approval rating ?

The Shawshank redemption, considered as a masterpiece, got 91%

The Passion of Christ, a worldwide success acclaimed even in China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam and the Middle East, got only 49%.

Why are kino critics so hard to satisfy ?

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It reminds me of the Peele shit, I remember Nope in IMDB when it was in pre production and I thought it would be a fun little horror flick, Peele's name gets added on later and I fucking knew it was gonna be another woke piece with media attention, and it WAS
If there's a nigger, it's like they all just bow down

I'd like a film about the modern hero in pic rel.

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>The Passion of Christ, a worldwide success acclaimed even in China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam and the Middle East, got only 49%.

JEWS
JEWS
JEWS
LOOK AT THEIR NAMES LOOK AT THE REVIEWERS

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it's impossible. you could present them with something that is legit flawless, and the simple fact that 9 out of 10 will praise it for being a masterpiece would mean the 10th will write the exact opposite to stick out of the mass and lure in some clicks

Blood and Bone time?

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>How to get a 100% approval rating ?
You don't.
If a rating were to reach close to 100%, I would gladly bring it down for the sake of bringing it down. I'm sure I am not the only one in this.

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Out of all peoples and historical events these niggers and niggerlovers make heroes out of like the #1 African slaver kingdom of the Transatlantic Slave Trade who probably sold their ancestors' black ass to us fighting a war to uphold slavery and being thoroughly beaten and humiliated in the process.

Is African history really that pathetic that Dahomey was their only possible source of inspiration?

>Passion of Christ
kys. right now. you useless idiot.

>user reviews unlock on metacritic on 16th September

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It's fucking embarrassing.

what 0 foreskin does to a mf

I never look at tomatometer because I always assume it's all kikes all the time reviewing them

Two hours and six minutes of heaping praise on African slavers, what's not 100% about that?

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Because Rotten Tomatoes is a garbage system where everyone rating something 6/10 makes something 100% fresh.

>The Passion of Christ
Nobody (especially kikes) should have made movie about christ, I'm not even going to explain why

does Queen Boon get that scar on her eye at some point during the movie or does she start the movie with it?

more tomatoes is bad right?

I wonder if this is going to be Braveheart levels of accuracy. I can't remember this queen's name but I do know that she was involved in the slave trade until Jewish slave traders pissed her off then she attacked them. They wouldn't give her a chair to sit on during a long ass negotiation so she ordered a slave girl to be her chair. When she was done she slit her throat and said keep the furniture.

Mel Gibson did a really good job.

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Compared this negroid piece of shit Braveheart will look so historically accurate it will make people think that they had a camera crew time travel to the 13th century to film William Wallace himself.