UK Arrested for holding BLANK piece of PAPER

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Police demand details of barrister who held up blank piece of paper amid arrests of anti-monarchy protesters Officer shown telling man he was stopped because he could ‘write stuff on it that may offend people around the King’

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I hope that little revolutionary shit gets the gallows, owning paper is a priviledge in england, not a right

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Whats the problem with holding a french flag?

Lol England is so fuckin unbelievably gay untill I remember I'm in america so I'm also a fag by association.

also report to the police he had a knife in his kitchen that he couldve brought with him with which he couldve stabbed someone.

Lmao

holy shit lmao a boon thats lighter than meg

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>decades of judicial activism surrounding hate speech legislation
reap what you sow

OI MATE STOP ROIGHT THERE YOU’VE A LOICENCE FOR THAT PIECE-A PAPER YOUS COULD USE TO WRITE FINGS ON AN INNIT?
YOU AWARES MAYTE YOU MIGHT WRITE SUMTHINGS THAT COULD END YOU UP IN SCOTLAND YARD?

englanders smoke fags

a toast

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This just in man arrested for having a thoughtful expression. Authorites say he might have been thinking and if he was the thoughts could have been naughty. The investigation is ongoing.

careful brucey they'll come for you as well

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I love how the brits beat me to the punchline, the jokes write themselves.

Tbh the only offence he could cause is "disturbing the kings peace" which is nonsensical until he disturbs it. He'll be de-arrested then sue them. The Met police just issued guidance to police to not arrest placarders because of how much of a fucking dystopian overreach it so obviously is (after a bunch of low IQ police in the north and Scotland did it) and the prevailing lawsuits that will inevitably follow.

Surprised they didn't cast her as Ariel

Or in this case don't write themselves at all

lmao
Engerlund will never recover after this level of humiliation.

(You) deserve this

Senpai when I visited Australia a guy made the news for being fined by the police for leaving his car windows down at the service station when he went in to pay.

Oi, do you want a flippin' paper cut!

Underrated

>hold paper
>go to jail
didnt have his loicense.

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Don't even speak canacuck

Good. Accelerate. Part and parcel. Fuck bongs

In Germany you can get arrested for raising your arm the wrong way

In Russia you get gulag'd for voting wrong

Literally anything could have been written on that piece of paper. We can't have that.

You mean the right way

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WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THE FULL KIWIFARMS FORUM?

Lel

first of all and second of all: you do too.
suck my fat asshole and kneel, wellingham.
you deserve this timeline because you begrudged germany a few square kilometers to the east of germany and had to turn a few square kilometers into most of europe because you chose to involve all your friends to gang up on "tha fooken jerry, ey?"

you get what you fucking deserve.

>muh gulag
>good morning sir
>oi loicense sir
Sure, nigger. That was so sweet to know that you sold over 1k little bithes to big paki cock and doing more for diversity. Good riddance. May the god forsaken island get btfoed.

le kek

It's an old joke, sir. But it checks out.

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No actually there's no law against nazi saluting here, however you will get put on the daily mail and 'cancelled'.

In the UK we can play games that haven't been modified by the state to avoid offensive symbols for our special wittle baby eyes like in Germany

Speaking of btfo how's that war going Ivan?

Texas bringing the bants

Imagine what they would have done to him if he'd had a paper with writing on it!

>20 years ago
>be told constantly that the royals have no power and they are just something tourists point at when they come into town as if they were a zoo attraction

right