Sixteen year old nigger Airee’El is dissatisfied with life in the slums of Atlantica. She is instead fascinated by the human world.
With her best friend Floydner, Airee’El collects white people artifacts in her grotto. She ignores the warnings of her father Kang Trayton, the ruler of Atlantica, that contact between niggers and humans is forbidden.
One night, Airee’El, Floydner, and Sebastian, a faggy Jamaican crackhead who serves as Trayton's jester, travel to the suburbs to watch a birthday celebration for the Human, Prince Eric. Airee’El falls in love with Eric after watching him for a while.
Suddenly a violent gang of niggers arrive, wrecking the party for no reason, and knocking Eric unconscious in the street. Airee’El rescues Eric and brings him to his yard. She sings at him and bangs some sticks together, but leaves just as he regains consciousness to avoid being discovered. Fascinated by the foggy memory of her ooks and eeks, Eric vows to find the creature who saved and sang to him. Airee’El vows to find a way to join him in his world.
Back in the ghetto, noticing a change in Airee’El's behavior, Kang Trayton questions that faggot Sebastian about her behavior and learns of her love for Eric. The outraged Trayton travels to Airee’El's grotto and destroys her collection of white people stuff in a fit of impotent, jealous, and pretentious rage.
After the nignog Kang Trayton leaves, two Jews named Yaakov and Gershom slither into the grotto and convince Airee’El to visit Ursheva the sea witch.
My favorite part is when she says, "You're a funny guy, Flounder, I like you ... that's why I'm going to kill you last."
Austin Williams
I am not sure which would taste worse
Josiah Collins
Bravo
Jose Wood
Wtf? I love The Lil Methmaid now
Jonathan Diaz
Kek'd at Atlantica and Floydner
Josiah Miller
I really hope they have a rap number in this.
David Peterson
Are the rest of the merpeople going to be black, or will they somehow be multi-racial even though they presumably have lived in the same general region and biome for thousands of years?
Benjamin Johnson
Instead of "Under the Sea" the main song is now called "Under the Knee".
Parker Martinez
A-TOWN ATLANTICA MUTHAFISHA GANG GANG
Brayden Wright
The part where the Kang goes “If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.” gave me chills. As if Tolkien came back from the dead and wrote it yesterday.
Liam Lopez
you forgot to mention what she proclaimed when showing off said white artifacts: "behold. my creations. yes, I invented them all".
It's so fucking funny. But U wanna know what's even more funnier?
This was wrote by a mexican.
Jacob Mitchell
>They had to shave down her bulbous forehead so her eyebrows are the scars? they couldn't cgi that out lmao, i thought those disney/pixar/dreamworksfags were the best in the business
