>professional skier Jon Olsson gets divorced by his wall-hitting wife >had 2 kids, together for 10 years, share multiple businesses >they post a divorce vlog where he's visibly upset and she shows no remorse making jokes >says "she views him as a friend" and "they're going to stay friends" >they plan on building separate houses on the same property while she probably gets railed by someone else >he still takes bikini photos of her for her instagram >she goes to festivals and parties while he actually works
This is what happens when you don't have a big dick, in the end money, looks, status is worth absolutely nothing compared to what a big fat cock can do. The stretching, filling feeling is the most pleasurable thing a woman can experience, She will love you more than her children if you can just give her that full feeling, she will let you rape and abuse her, beat her even, that is the power of a big dick, Women can easily take dildos with 8 inches of girth after some practice.
You need to be in the top 0.5% of girth and length minimum to be safe, having a 7 inch girth and you will rarely ever have to compete with a guy thicker, but if some coke can thick dude comes along, you're absolutely fucked
Matthew Clark
>makes a video about their divorce its totally the woman's fault
Thomas Anderson
Maybe -just maybe-, women always have been complete whores?
I have this original hanging on the wall over my bed. I paid a pretty penny for it, but i think that's worth it, just for the keks. It's a royal ordinance by Louis XV (64th french king, was monarch for 72 years, longest reign in France) from 1684.
The title says >In order to condemn the lowlife girls who'll end up with soldiers in a two miles radius of Versailles, to have their nose and ears cut off
Then, it continue : >His Majesty have been informed, while the army was stationned here last summer, several low life girls infiltrated the military camp to practice some debauchery with the soldiers. >That it ended up in fights for the girls between the soldiers, that some were killed over it >That, even after have been caught several times, even after being admonished by the Executioner of High Justice, some girls still penetrated the camp to do it with the soldiers, over and over again >In order to prevent any further incursion, the King decided a more considerable punition. He order that all the low life girls being found in the camp, and found in a 2 miles radius with soldiers, to have their nose and ears CUT OFF by the royal Executioner >And to make sure no one can claim to be ignorant of this ordinance, His Majesty order the present ordinance to be published and displayed in Versailles, and in all the villages around the city. >t. LOVIS XVth, the 31th October 1684
Women were sluts back during Noah's day. No matter the period, the race or the civilization, women will always remain demonic harlots for at least 50% of them.
Nigga shut the fuck up. I know this is bait and all but I have literally taken bitches from dudes with dicks twice the size of mine because most girls grimace in pain while you destroy their cervix like a fucking retard. Have fun losing tight petite girls to shrimp dick gang and only being able to fuck coal burners comfortably faggot.
Poor Jon. Always enjoyed his vlogs. Wish he had found a girl that wasn't such a cunt. She's always been fucking annoying. At least their kids are cute so she did something worthwhile.
Easton Martin
I am originally from an Eastern European country, and I worked for a few years in Norway.
A Kurdish guy advised me, about Norwegians: "Raise your voice at them and look aggressive. They will step out of your way"
To my amazement, I experimented with that, and found it true.
It was quite convenient.
Nicholas Barnes
Kek. This dude was pretty slick when he was younger, the type of dude you'd expect to slay... The modern world makes cucks of them all. Athletes really are some of the biggest culture cucks & gloho shills. >Sad.
He's probably gonna kill himself and she will take over his net worth.
Many such cases.
Zachary Ortiz
She has a cunt face. Tits ass legs etc are great but you can see her soul through her face. This guy is a retard
Liam Garcia
Jon should just marry an asian woman to make her mad jealous
Thomas Williams
you are talking about one night stands and short term relationships, a woman will stretch to accommodate but it can take over a year. in a true loving relationship big dick trumps all
>She wants a wedding not a husband This is it right here, modern woman in one sentence.
Cooper Morgan
>culture cucks & gloho shills Yeah he took her last name in the marriage
lmao
Complete failure of weak men (friends and family) around him not telling him to not be fucking weird too
Brandon Lee
This is why I pump my dick and hang 10 pounds of weights on my cock. 7.5 x6 inches now. I was 5.5 x5 inches bpel last year. You can grow length and girth.
Blake Nguyen
He can marry younger now... Right?
Samuel Flores
Imagine getting cucked and just accepting it. She's in the right. He's clearly a fag lmao.
Joseph Johnson
yeah in theory he's in his prime and could get any girl
in practice he needs to mentally wake up to the nature of women a bit
Jacob Jackson
>How bad is it going to be when he snaps? hopefully murder/suicide bad
Josiah Bell
>a true loving relationship trumps all >women >waiting a year to love you and enjoy sex
Lol Lmao
Buddy, the second you make a girl squirt or make her have an orgasm from anal she’s yours until you’re done with her or until you embarrass her by acting like a man child.
Touch grass and actually have sex
Michael Scott
white women seethe at asian women. he should marry an asian woman than post her on his instagram constantly
Thomas Ramirez
Hopefully. He's got a bit of a weird personality though. Very nice, but materialistic and beta, so it'll be tough for him to find a woman that won't just walk all over him. He needs to embrace the inner masculine a bit beyond the expensive cars and insane boat.
not true, people get bored eventually, they have children, they have post patrum depression, they might start talking to other guys behind your back, but if you're big enough they will never leave you because all other guys are disappointments
Think about all those celebrity suicides, they have everything, but what they didn't have was a big dick, it was over for them from the start. big dongus is everything
Connor Cooper
Kek this
Jaxon Cruz
>stay friends Lol murder that backstabbing bitch sis. >being friends with women >being friends with ex-wife
Hunter Walker
the fact that he didnt immediately behead her ala some cartel video, shows that the west is lost
Andrew Lewis
kek holy based. swedish bitch didnt complain about the amount of browns but the moment white men start abandoning their whore coalburner women then its suddenly a problem. you cant have it both ways white women
Jaxon Stewart
nigger if pulling on my dick real hard could make it grow, i'd have a firehose by now
Jeez, the divorce video is bad but this is just neck-yourself levels of pathetic. What a fucking faggot.
Bentley Lopez
Based and redpilled
Angel Wright
>>She wants a wedding not a husband >This is it right here, modern woman in one sentence. No, she wants state enforced contracts. Not a wedding, that's just ceremony.
Brody Allen
>>they post a divorce vlog where he's visibly upset and she shows no remorse making jokes When women divorce men they have often thought about it for a long time and when they actually do it they have been over it already for a long time. Women check out of the relationship long before its actually over.
The dude is cucked the fuck out. Absolutely bluepilled simp beta retard
Justin Torres
>but if you’re big enough they will never leave you because all other guys will disappoint you
This sounds like the cope of Coke can dick zogbots I cucked lmao.
Again, touch grass and actually have sex. I may be a rampant degenerate that will probably against the wall and shot, but unlike you dipshits I actually know how women work. Big dicks don’t land you quality women, because there are no quality women.
Again. Touch grass and have sex you fucking moron.
Matthew Ramirez
What a loser. I spank my wife until her ass is all red everytime she does something I don't like and the bitch is more loyal than a nigger is with fried chicken.
>It's a royal ordinance by Louis XV (64th french king, was monarch for 72 years, longest reign in France) from 1684 I thought Louis XIV, the Sun King, reigned during that time and was the longest, not his great grandson, Louis XV
>they plan on building separate houses on the same property while she probably gets railed by someone else He should bring a new girl by every night, guaranteed roastie rage
Cooper Baker
No shame. You deal with the dick your dealt. Either stick it in the dealers hand or cry about it on an underwater Mongolian finger painting board.
Cooper Martin
I hate women and modernity, too, but unironically.
Carson Jackson
>He should bring a new girl by every night, guaranteed roastie rage
The wild part is this is the only strategy that could conceivably his wife back
Jordan Reyes
conceivably get*
Josiah Reyes
Excellent.
Matthew White
He looks like her father.
Easton Roberts
>How bad is it going to be when he snaps? Hopefully as violent as you could possibly imagine.
Anthony Allen
meanwhile he gets to fuck 20 year olds every night.
