Why do millenials have a complete failure to launch?

Why do millenials have a complete failure to launch?

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Millennials are not a monolithic group, and therefore it is impossible to say that they have a "complete failure to launch." Each individual millennial has different life experiences and circumstances that have led them to their current situation. Some may have faced economic hardships that have made it difficult to launch into adulthood, while others may have made different choices that have led to them not yet reaching traditional milestones. Whatever the reasons, it is unfair to paint all millennials with the same brush and say that they have a complete failure to launch.

Demographics. Most children living with their parents are not white.

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>boomer grandparents refused to teach me to drive.
>said insurance was too expensive,and to get a job.
>you can teach learners.
>get a job.
>now buy your own car!
>and pay for lessons!
>called the cops on me for having a woman over and had me charged.
>actively cockblocked me any time i had a woman over.
>interject themselves into all my affairs.
>give me boomerisms any time i conplain.
>explain a situation that happened because i didnt get paid.
>"well dont work for those people"
>zero ability to comprehend what is being said.
>quantifies everything with a boomerism, or that any of lifes problems can be solved if i just work harder.
>mom beat the living fuck out of me as a kid.
>never once calls the police or child services.
>doesnt call the police when my drug addict brother steals from them.
>doesnt call the police when he drives without liscence or insurance.

>but calls the police on me because i have a 10/10 over and we are barely intoxicated.

26 is an old zoomer

>see bankers get bailed out
>see shitheads get bailed out
>no bail out for regular people
>boomers: well back in mah day!(only really considers the economy and costs of things in the 80's which was CHEAP
>boomer: rabble rabble we had it so hard, I walked fifTEEN miles in the snow both ways
>9-11
>missing billions
>pentagon investigating
>9-11 happens
>no more investigation
>wadda cohencidence
game is rigged. flip the table.

>brother is a drug addicted klepto.
>im out west doing good for myself.
>family asks if i can take him in.
>yeah sure.

>they dont tell me hes a Klepto, or coming off hard drugs.
>steals my pokemon games (600+hrs)
>steals food from all my roommates.
>sits on the couch for a week and does nothing except detox and not shower.
>eventually me and my two other friends get evicted over his shit.
>i was in the process of getting rig tickets + neoptism 40$/hr job.
>was lined up for the good life, qt 3.14 virgin christian wifau who liked me.

>had to go to Saskatchewan.
>and sleep on a couch in a fucking punk flophouse until i started robbing drug dealers.

My family flips the fuck out and says im in the wrong because i gave him a few lovetaps to the side of the head, and they think that 5-6 punches to the head quantifies all the suffering he has caused me.
>beat him with a golfball in a sock mercilessly.

>give him another chance.
>steals from me again.
>family protects him and says "he has a sickness"

Because boomers have impoverished the economy.

When boomers were launching a house cost two years' worth of salary. Now it's ten times that at minimum. We pay much more relatively for everything, and because we can't buy things outright like boomers were able to we also get dinged with huge interest charges.

>send him 800 for shatter while im in the artic.
>he says he lost his wallet.
>i tell him that that is unacceptable and he owes me the 3000$ street value.

>get home a few months later.
>kid wont even look me in the eye.
>ignore him.
>last possible chance i have to get him is in the back seat of the car before we drop him off st his girlfriends.
>car parks.
>i spin around in the seat and start kicking him in the head.
>mom starts crying.
>laugh at her.